Mrs. Rosebank
Principal of Swedhump Elementary. Major Accomplishment: Becoming principal of Swedhump Elementary Loves: Yellow, clocks, books, yellow books about clocks, books about yellow clocks

She is extremely wise, patient and powerful. She is also invisible. Because of this, nobody knows what she actually looks like.
Only one photo has ever been taken of her (below), and all it features is her left elbow.
It is believed that when she was young, she got stung by a large swarm of invizizzes, which explains the whole invisibility thing.
i.e. an Invizizz is a type of stinging insect. If it stings you, the part of you that got stung goes invisible briefly, for an hour or so. If you get stung by several, you might go completely invisible, albeit temporarily. It is believed that if you get stung by a swarm of over 1,000, you could go invisible forever.
Since she was very young, Mrs. Rosebank's life ambition has been to become one of the most powerful people on the planet. She realized that goal when she became principal of Swedhump Elementary. Nothing would stop her, not even invizizzes.
Very little is known about her past life, and her present life as she is an EXTREMELY private person. In fact, nobody even knows what her first name is.
Other things nobody seems to know about her:
- What her maiden (unmarried) name was.
- When she met Mr. Rosebank.
- How she met Mr. Rosebank.
- When they got married.
- What their wedding was like.
Nobody even knows where they live. This is because nobody can follow her home, since she's invisible, and Mr. Rosebank leaves his inventions shed via a secret, underground tunnel, so nobody can follow him home either.
Some of the things we do know about her:
[1] She reads A LOT. We know this since her office (the Principal Zofis) is stuffed with books, and new ones arrive every day. It's actually believed she has a tunnel from below her office to a secret section of the library, but this is unverified and Ms. Grimstead (the Chief Library Officer) refuses to comment on it.
[2] She is extremely punctual. In fact, she has never been late for anything, ever. There are over twenty five clocks in her office, all on the identical (and correct) time.
[3] Her favorite color is yellow. All the furniture in her office is yellow, as are the walls, and he flies a yellow flag above her office when she's present.
First seen in Book 1, page 203
Research
e_mrs_rosebankIn the printed almanac pages (39 cited)












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Facts
character_fact (32)
Mrs. Rosebank is totally and completely invisible, and is the principal of Swedhump Elementary.
Mrs. Rosebank, our AMAZING principal (who, in case you don't know, is totally and completely INVISIBLE) b03:c02:p042 b03:c99:p193
It is believed that Mrs. Rosebank became permanently invisible after being stung by a swarm of over 1000 invizizzes.
Some say that's what happened to the principal of our school, Mrs. Rosebank, leaving her permanently invisible. b03:c03:p064
Because Mrs. Rosebank is invisible, the only way to know if she is in her office is via her flag system: she raises a yellow flag if present.
Because she's invisible, the only way we know whether Mrs. Rosebank is in her office or not, is via her flag system. If she is there, she raises a yellow flag. If she's not, she doesn't. b03:c04:p080
Mrs. Rosebank is the principal of Swedhump Elementary and is totally invisible.
Mrs. Rosebank, our school principal, who as you know is totally invisible b05:c02:p038
Mrs. Rosebank is totally invisible.
She is totally invisible, in case you didn't already know that. b08:c02:p063
Mrs. Rosebank is the principal of Swedhemp Elementary.
Mrs. Rosebank Principal of Swedhemp Elementary b09:c00:p008
Mrs. Rosebank is invisible.
*And just to remind you, Mrs. Rosebank is invisible. b09:c02:p053
Mrs. Rosebank is the Principal of Swedhump Elementary.
LABEL: Mrs. Rosebank Principal of Swedhemp Elementary b11:c00:p004
Mrs. Rosebank is invisible.
our school principal Mrs. Rosebank (who as you know is invisible), walked up. b11:c02:p050 b11:c99:p341
Mrs. Rosebank loves yellow, clocks, books, yellow books about clocks, books about yellow clocks.
Loves yellow, clocks, books, yellow books about clocks, books about yellow clocks. b11:c99:p341
Mrs. Rosebank is extremely wise, patient and powerful.
She is extremely wise, patient and powerful. b11:c99:p341
It is believed that when she was young, Mrs. Rosebank got stung by a large swarm of invizizzes, which explains the whole invisibility thing.
It is believed that when she was young, she got stung by a large swarm of invizizzes, which explains the whole invisibility thing. b11:c99:p342
Nobody knows what Mrs. Rosebank's first name is.
nobody even knows what her first name is. b11:c99:p342
Mrs. Rosebank has never been late for anything, ever, and has over twenty five clocks in her office, all on the identical and correct time.
she has never been late for anything, ever. There are over twenty five clocks in her office, all on the identical (and correct) time. b11:c99:p343
Mrs. Rosebank's favorite color is yellow; all the furniture in her office is yellow, as are the walls, and she flies a yellow flag above her office when she's present.
Her favorite color is yellow. All the furniture in her office is yellow, as are the walls, and he flies a yellow flag above her office when she's present. b11:c99:p343
Only one photo has ever been taken of Mrs. Rosebank, and all it features is her left elbow.
Only one photo has ever been taken of her (below), and all it features is her left elbow. b11:c99:p341
Mrs. Rosebank is the Principal of Swedhump Elementary.
LABEL: Mrs. Rosebank Principal of Swedhemp Elementary b12a:c00:p004
Mrs. Rosebank is the Principal of Swedhump Elementary, loves yellow, clocks, books, yellow books about clocks, and books about yellow clocks.
Principal of Swedhump Elementary. Loves: Yellow, clocks, books, yellow books about clocks, books about yellow clocks b12a:c99:p296
Mrs. Rosebank is invisible; nobody knows what she actually looks like, and only one photo has ever been taken showing only her left elbow.
She is also invisible. Because of this, nobody knows what she actually looks like. Only one photo has ever been taken of her (below), and all it features is her left elbow. b12a:c99:p296
Mrs. Rosebank is believed to have become permanently invisible because she was stung by a swarm of invizizzes when young.
It is believed that when she was young, she got stung by a large swarm of invizizzes, which explains the whole invisibility thing. b12a:c99:p296
Nobody knows Mrs. Rosebank's first name or maiden name, when or how she met Mr. Rosebank, when they got married, or where they live.
Other things nobody seems to know about her: What her maiden (unmarried) name was. When she met Mr. Rosebank. How she met Mr. Rosebank. When they got married. What their wedding was like. Nobody even knows where they live. b12a:c99:p298
Mrs. Rosebank has over twenty-five clocks in her office all set to the identical correct time, her favorite color is yellow (all furniture and walls in her office are yellow), and she flies a yellow flag above her office when present.
She is extremely punctual. In fact, she has never been late for anything, ever. There are over twenty five clocks in her office, all on the identical (and correct) time. Her favorite color is yellow. All the furniture in her office is yellow, as are the walls, and he flies a yellow flag above her office when she's present. b12a:c99:p298
Mrs. Rosebank is the Principal of Swedhump Elementary.
Principal of Swedhump Elementary. b12b:c99:p250
Mrs. Rosebank loves yellow, clocks, books, yellow books about clocks, and books about yellow clocks.
Loves: Yellow, clocks, books, yellow books about clocks, books about yellow clocks b12b:c99:p250
Mrs. Rosebank is invisible.
She is also invisible. Because of this, nobody knows what she actually looks like. b12b:c99:p250
Only one photo has ever been taken of Mrs. Rosebank, showing only her left elbow.
Only one photo has ever been taken of her (below), and all it features is her left elbow. b12b:c99:p250
It is believed Mrs. Rosebank got stung by a large swarm of invizizzes when young, which explains her invisibility.
It is believed that when she was young, she got stung by a large swarm of invizizzes, which explains the whole invisibility thing. b12b:c99:p250
Mrs. Rosebank's life ambition since she was very young was to become one of the most powerful people on the planet, which she realized when she became principal of Swedhump Elementary.
Since she was very young, Mrs. Rosebank's life ambition has been to become one of the most powerful people on the planet. She realized that goal when she became principal of Swedhump Elementary. b12b:c99:p251
Nobody knows Mrs. Rosebank's first name.
In fact, nobody even knows what her first name is. b12b:c99:p251
Mrs. Rosebank has never been late for anything, ever, and there are over twenty-five clocks in her office, all on the identical and correct time.
she has never been late for anything, ever. There are over twenty five clocks in her office, all on the identical (and correct) time. b12b:c99:p252
Mrs. Rosebank's favourite color is yellow; all the furniture and walls in her office are yellow, and she flies a yellow flag above her office when she's present.
Her favorite color is yellow. All the furniture in her office is yellow, as are the walls, and he flies a yellow flag above her office when she's present. b12b:c99:p252
Mrs. Rosebank only uses the megafoam for HIAs (Highly Important Announcements) and when she does so, she can be heard across the entire Swedhump campus.
Ms. Rosebank only uses it for HIAs (Highly Important Annoucements) and when she does so, she can be heard across the entire Swedhump campus. b14:c99:p320
history (2)
Mrs. Rosebank announced that the end-of-day hot dog party was to celebrate Chef McHound's millionth hot dog.
Ok kids, at the end of the day is our hot dog party... ...which as you know is to celebrate Chef McHound's millionth hot dog! b14:c02:p053
Mrs. Rosebank attended a live Mayonnaise Squirting performance by Mr. Skwidge-Winkle and hired him on the spot.
Mrs. Rosebank attended a live performance where, suspended from a trapeze, he performed a perfect aerial backward squidge through a burning hoop. She hired him on the spot. b14:c08:p186
Relationships
- leader_of Swedhump Elementary
Principal: Mrs. Rosebank al1:c01:p307
- other: spouse of Mr. Rosebank
he is not able to see his wife, Mrs. Rosebank. al1:c01:p017
- other: made invisible by invizizz attack Mr. Rosebank
AIGs do NOT allow the user to see people who have been made invisible by Invizizz attack, so he is not able to see his wife, Mrs. Rosebank. al1:c01:p017
extraction note This evidences the spousal relationship already captured and the Invizizz event - works_at Swedhump Elementary
Swedhump Elementary Dash's school. Principal: Mrs. Rosebank. b01:c99:p203
- leader_of Swedhump Elementary
Mrs. Rosebank Principal of Swedhemp Elementary b02:c00:p009
- works_at Swedhump Elementary
Mrs. Rosebank Principal of Swedhemp Elementary b03:c00:p006
- leader_of Swedhump Elementary
When Mrs. Rosebank, our AMAZING principal (who, in case you don't know, is totally and completely INVISIBLE), found out about it, she was worried that the reputation of the school was at stake and so made the decision to hire a bed-jumping teacher. b03:c02:p042
- leader_of Swedhump Elementary
Mrs. Rosebank Principal of Swedhemp Elementary b04:c00:p009
- works_at Swedhump Elementary
Mrs. Rosebank, our principal b04:c02:p039
- leader_of Swedhump Elementary
Mrs. Rosebank Principal of Swedhemp Elementary b05:c00:p011
- works_at Swedhump Elementary
Mrs. Rosebank, our school principal, who as you know is totally invisible, announced that today's treat would be ice cream! b05:c02:p038
- works_at Swedhump Elementary
Mrs. Rosebank - Principal of Swedhemp Elementary b08:c00:p012
- other: introduces to class Ellen Ellenbogen
"This" said Mrs. Rosebank, "is Ellen Ellenbogen. Today is her first day at Swedhump Elementary." b08:c02:p066
- works_at Swedhump Elementary
Mrs. Rosebank Principal of Swedhemp Elementary b09:c00:p008
- works_at Principal Zofis
The school principal's office, i.e. Mrs. Rosebank's office. b09:c99:p294
- works_at Swedhump Elementary
LABEL: Mrs. Rosebank Principal of Swedhemp Elementary b10:c00:p006
- other: hired Mrs. Fidwidge
Mrs. Rosebank offered the job to the other 399 competitors, but they all refused it... Mrs. Rosebank hired her. b10:c09:p206 b10:c09:p207
- leader_of Swedhump Elementary
LABEL: Mrs. Rosebank Principal of Swedhemp Elementary b11:c00:p004
extraction note Mrs. Rosebank is Principal of Swedhump Elementary. - uses Snintercom
an announcement from Mrs. Rosebank came over the snintercom. b11:c07:p136
extraction note Mrs. Rosebank makes announcements via the snintercom. - leader_of Swedhump Elementary
LABEL: Mrs. Rosebank Principal of Swedhemp Elementary b12a:c00:p004
- works_at Swedhump Elementary
Principal of Swedhump Elementary. b12a:c99:p296
- other: hired Sir Oswald McChuckle
When Sir Oswald expressed interest in teaching, Mrs. Rosebank hired him immediately. b12a:c08:p172
- other: hired Bernice Wiggle
Mrs. Rosebank read about the incident, interviewed her, found the conversation so confusing that she hired her on the spot. b12a:c09:p224
- leader_of Swedhump Elementary
Mrs. Rosebank Principal of Swedhemp Elementary b12b:c00:p004
- located_in Principal Zofis
PRINCIPAL ZOFIS RESIDENT: Mrs. Rosebank b12b:c99:p286
- other: hired Dr. Stella Briscoe
After her 5th victory, she was immediately hired by Mrs. Rosebank to work at Swedhump Elementary. b12b:c99:p273
- other: hired Sir Oswald McChuckle
Mrs. Rosebank realized Sir Oswald would be an amazing asset for the school, so she set up a specialized Knock-Knock Jokes department, and hired him to run it. b12b:c99:p232
- works_at Swedhump Elementary
Mrs. Rosebank Principal b14:c00:p005
- other: hired Chef McHound
It was there that Mrs. Rosebank met her, and hired her on the spot to come cook and teach at Swedhump. b14:c03:p062
- other: hired Mr. Skwidge-Winkle
Mrs. Rosebank attended a live performance where, suspended from a trapeze, he performed a perfect aerial backward squidge through a burning hoop. She hired him on the spot. b14:c08:p186
- uses Megafoam
Mrs. Rosebank grabbed the megafoam. b14:c12:p286
Incoming
Principal: Mrs. Rosebank al1:c01:p307
Its base portal is in Mrs. Rosebank's office, from where she can make verbal announcements to the whole school. b02:c99:p192
Mr. Rosebank Husband of Mrs. Rosebank and world-famous inventor and ice cream maker b05:c00:p011
Mrs. Rosebank who promptly dispatched Mr. Rosebank to disable the Penguin Release Valve. b08:c09:p228
Mr. Rosebank Husband of school principal b09:c00:p008
LABEL: Mr. Rosebank Husband of principal b10:c00:p006
a snintercom is an advanced wireless intercom, that also has DTC (Document Transfer Capacity). Its base portal is in Mrs. Rosebank's office. b10:c99:p319
After a brief chat to Mrs. Rosebank via the snintercom, he gave us the thumbs-up. b10:c03:p083
Five years later she was approached by Mrs. Rosebank to come and work at Swedhump Elementary's library b10:c99:p305
LABEL: Mr. Rosebank Husband of Principal b11:c00:p004
extraction note Character gallery label states Mr. Rosebank is Husband of Principal (Mrs. Rosebank).LABEL: Mr. Rosebank Husband of Mrs. Rosebank and world famous inventor b12a:c00:p004
Mr. Rosebank Husband of Mrs. Rosebank and world famous inventor b12b:c00:p004
It was Professor Inspector Josiah Stumpnose, the Principal of Stumpnose Elementary! Arch-rival and arch-enemy of Mrs. Rosebank! b12b:c03:p056
- The President, Her Most Excellent Harriet Gladiolus the 49th other: presented award to Mrs. Rosebank
The President, still smiling, presented Mrs. Rosebank the prize for the Hairiest Elementary School in the Sub-Region. b12b:c08:p204
Mr. Rosebank Husband of Mrs. Rosebank b14:c00:p005
Incidents
- Mrs. Rosebank goes permanently invisible from Invizizz swarm sting
i_al1_06 - Flamingo bus followed by growing flock during 2018 Flamingo Shuffle tour
i_al1_12 - Swedhump Elementary infested with Vibrating Cockroaches of Awfulness
i_al1_21 - County Inter-School Face-Pulling Championship final
i_b02_09 - Theft of the Amazing Ideas Box from the library
i_b04_05 - School evacuation to the Pickled-Cucumber Building
i_b05_10 - End-of-week ice cream treat-fest
i_b05_11 - Total Penguin Situation at Swedhump Elementary
i_b08_03 - The Annual Cycle Race
i_b08_08 - Arrest of Granny Fiddich and resolution of Marble Day
i_b09_10 - Kite Festival held with napkin kites
i_b10_11 - Bread portraits turn greeny-blue and moldy (first batch sabotage)
i_b11_04 - Library Class canceled twice
i_b11_05 - Second batch of loaves smell of sardines (second batch sabotage)
i_b11_07 - Third batch sabotage with Mega-Yeast / The Competition
i_b11_10 - Presidential Dinner mission: make banana soup to make the President smile
i_b12a_04 - Presidential Dinner and award presentation
i_b12b_10 - FLEM99 stolen from Transformation Building
i_b14_08 - McGurk's hot dog army attacks school to abduct Chef McHound
i_b14_09
Continuity findings
- Mrs. Rosebank title prefix: Mrs. / Ms. / Lrs. variant
- Swedhump Elementary school name: Swedhump / Swedhemp variant
- Mrs. Rosebank invizizz sting: 'over 1000' vs 'a large swarm' conflict
- Mrs. Rosebank yellow-flag pronoun: 'he flies' vs 'she flies' conflict
- al1 entry on Mrs. Rosebank's invisibility overlaps b11 rumour fact almanac_overlap
- al1 i_al1_06 (Mrs. Rosebank permanently invisible) vs b05 i_b05_11, b09 i_b09_10, b12b i_b12b_10 (Mrs. Rosebank present and acting) almanac_overlap
- al1 retells: Mrs. Rosebank goes permanently invisible (i_al1_06) almanac_overlap
- Mrs. Rosebank invizizz invisibility: al1 incident retells b03 backstory almanac_overlap







