Book 1

Dash Candoo Dash Candoo's full name is Dash Candoo.

Full Name: Dash Candoo b01:c00:p004

Dash Candoo Dash Candoo is 11 years old.

Age: 11 years old b01:c00:p004

Dash Candoo Dash Candoo's favorite meal is breakfast.

Favorite Meal: Breakfast b01:c00:p004

Dash Candoo Dash Candoo's favorite drink is Wombat Juice.

Favorite Drink: Wombat Juice b01:c00:p004

Dash Candoo Dash Candoo's weapon of choice is the stink-ball.

Weapon of choice: Stink-ball b01:c00:p004

Dash Candoo Dash Candoo's vehicle of choice is the hole-digger.

Vehicle of choice: Hole-digger b01:c00:p004

Dash Candoo Dash Candoo's favorite class is Paper Airplanes.

Favorite Class: Paper Airplanes b01:c00:p004

Dash Candoo Dash Candoo's favorite teacher is Mr. Hogsbottom.

Favorite Teacher: Mr. Hogsbottom b01:c00:p004

Dash Candoo Dash Candoo's favorite sport is Wobble-ball.

Favorite Sport: Wobble-ball b01:c00:p004

Dash Candoo Dash Candoo's NATO Code Name is Delta Alpha Sierra Hotel.

NATO Code Name: Delta Alpha Sierra Hotel b01:c00:p004

Dash Candoo Dash Candoo's Morse Code Name is -../.-/ ... /....

Morse Code Name: -../.-/ ... /.... b01:c00:p004

KB-15 A red flashing KB-15 means DANGER IS VERY CLOSE.

a red flashing KB-15 means DANGER IS VERY CLOSE!! b01:c01:p011

Wrestle-Scallywags Wrestle-Scallywags are the most agile scallywags around.

Wrestle-Scallywags! The most agile scallywags around. b01:c01:p013

Wrestle-Scallywags Wrestle-Scallywags master over 27,004 different moves each.

Wrestle-Scallywags master over 27,004 different moves each. b01:c01:p024 b01:c99:p206

Dash Candoo Dash has had over 345 encounters with Wrestle-Scallywags.

I have had over 345 encounters with Wrestle-Scallywags b01:c01:p023

Mrs. Hogmanny-Hog-Mahomm Mrs. Hogmanny-Hog-Mahomm teaches students how to grow vegetables and how to speak the main vegetable languages.

She teaches us: [1] How to grow vegetables, and [2] How to speak the main vegetable languages. b01:c02:p042

Mr. Grodzinsky Mr. Grodzinsky has been the World Wobble Ball Champion for the last three years.

He has been the WORLD Wobble Ball CHAMPION for the last three years so he is really famous. b01:c03:p062

Mr. Grodzinsky It is rumored that Mr. Grodzinsky is totally bald but wears a wig, and has a tattoo of a dancing aardvark on top of his head.

It is rumored that he is totally bald but wears a wig, and has a tattoo of a dancing aardvark right on the top of his head. b01:c03:p063

Mr. Grodzinsky Mr. Grodzinsky polishes the Remington-Hobbes Trophy cabinet at least twice a day.

Mr. Grodzinsky polishes the cabinet at least twice a day. b01:c03:p065

Remington-Hobbes Trophy The Remington-Hobbes Trophy is made of solid gold.

It's made of solid gold! b01:c03:p064

Remington-Hobbes Trophy The Remington-Hobbes Trophy lives in its own special, highly secure, bulletproof cabinet in the gym, attached to the floor on a dynamite-proof concrete plinth.

It lives in its own special, highly secure, bulletproof cabinet in the gym, which is attached to the floor on a dynamite-proof concrete plinth. b01:c03:p065

Remington-Hobbes Trophy The Remington-Hobbes Trophy is named after Sir Stephenson Remington-Hobbes, inventor of Wobble Ball.

the Remington-Hobbes Trophy is named after Sir Stephenson Remington-Hobbes, inventor of Wobble Ball. b01:c03:p066

Sir Stephenson Remington-Hobbes Sir Stephenson Remington-Hobbes was World Wobble Ball Champion for the first four years.

He was World Champion for the first four years. b01:c03:p067

Sir Stephenson Remington-Hobbes In the fifth year of Wobble Ball, Remington-Hobbes lost the trophy to Mr. Grodzinsky.

But in the fifth year he lost the trophy to Mr. Grodzinsky, who has won the competition every year since. b01:c03:p067

Stotinki Trophy The Stotinki Trophy was won for the Best Smelling Gym in the District.

Our school is also very proud of winning the Stotinki Trophy for the Best Smelling Gym in the District. b01:c03:p068

Stotinki Trophy The Stotinki Trophy is made of regular silver (not pure gold) and is not behind bullet-proof glass.

Because it's made of regular silver (and not pure gold), it's not behind bullet-proof glass or anything. b01:c03:p068

Tunnel Alpha Tunnel Alpha goes to the school's orange grove.

Tunnel Alpha goes to the school's orange grove. b01:c03:p058

Tunnel Charlie Tunnel Charlie is really deep.

And Tunnel Charlie is really deep and I don't want to tell you about it now because it will probably scare you. b01:c03:p060

Dash Candoo Dash has a trapdoor under his desk in English class leading to three tunnels he made.

in my English class, where the floor is not quite as hard, I've got a trapdoor under my desk, which leads to three tunnels that I made. b01:c03:p057

Swedhump Elementary The gym building floor is really hard, making it often cold and difficult to dig through to escape.

The floor of the gym building is really hard, which means: [a] it is often cold, and [b] it's hard to dig through so you can't really ESCAPE if you need to. b01:c03:p056

Secure Command Center The entrance to the SCC from Math class starts under the potted plant.

It starts under the potted plant... ...and then heads down to my SCC (Secure Command Center). b01:c04:p095 b01:c04:p096

Rob Newman Rob Newman is the only other person who knows about Dash's SCC.

Rob is the only other person who knows about it. b01:c04:p096

Mr. Darling Mr. Darling is obsessed with his pinkfish and takes them for a walk around the school yard and reads them a story every recess.

Mr. Darling is obsessed with his pinkfish, and every day during recess, he takes them for a walk around the school yard... ...and then usually reads them a story. b01:c04:p093

Mr. Darling Despite his last name, Mr. Darling is weirdly strict.

Despite his last name, he is weirdly strict b01:c04:p092

Egyptian Blue Egyptian Blue is a famous bottle of perfume made by Mrs. Tadros.

It's called Egyptian Blue, and Mrs. Tadros made it. b01:c05:p119

Egyptian Blue Mrs. Tadros had to travel in a boat for a year along the River Nile to collect the ingredients for Egyptian Blue.

She had to travel in a boat for a year along the River Nile to collect the ingredients. b01:c05:p120

Egyptian Blue Egyptian Blue is said to be one of the most expensive bottles of perfume on the planet.

It is said to be one of the most expensive bottles of perfume on the planet! b01:c05:p120

Mrs. Tadros Mrs. Tadros is famous for being able to make all kinds of perfumes.

she is also famous for being able to make all kinds of perfumes. b01:c05:p117 b01:c99:p199

Mrs. Tadros Behind Mrs. Tadros's desk is a painting of a palm tree, and behind that painting is a hidden wall-safe.

Behind her desk is a painting of a palm tree, and behind that painting is a hidden wall-safe. b01:c05:p118

Dash Candoo Dash and Rob were away from science class for exactly 4 minutes and 37 seconds during their trip to the cave.

We'd been away for exactly 4 minutes and 37 seconds. b01:c05:p136

Dog Dog is Mrs. Belch-Hick's cat, named Dog.

This is her cat, Dog. She's named her cat Dog. b01:c06:p141

Dog Dog can walk up walls and is often seen sleeping on the ceiling.

She can walk up walls and often can be seen sleeping on the ceiling. b01:c06:p142

Orange Grove The orange grove is where Dash and Rob hide their hole-digger.

The orange grove is where we hide our hole-digger. b01:c06:p147

Mrs. Belch-Hick Mrs. Belch-Hick is described as a bit weird.

This is our English teacher, Mrs. Belch-Hick. She's a bit weird. b01:c06:p140

Sir Stephenson Remington-Hobbes Remington-Hobbes needed the Egyptian Blue, the Stotinki Trophy (Silver Cup), and Carrot Juice (from Carrot 27b) to make a liquid that could melt bulletproof glass and bombproof concrete.

Now all we need is Orange Juice. Then I will be able to make a liquid that can melt bulletproof glass and bombproof concrete! b01:c06:p158 b01:c07:p174

Krypto-web Krypto-web holds in invisible things.

Holds in invisible things b01:c07:p177

James Hogsbottom Mr. Hogsbottom works part-time as an astronaut and has been to the moon twice.

He actually works part-time as an astronaut and has been to the moon twice b01:c07:p163 b01:c00:p007

James Hogsbottom Mr. Hogsbottom once worked as a triplocopter test pilot.

also once worked as a triplocopter test pilot. b01:c07:p163 b01:c00:p007

Substitute teacher The substitute teacher was a strange, tall lady who would not let go of her two handbags and knew nothing about paper airplanes.

a strange, tall lady who wouldn't let go of her two handbags and who knew nothing about paper airplanes. b01:c07:p165

Witch Nose Island Remington-Hobbes and his gang were taken to Witch Nose Island after being arrested.

they were taken to Witch Nose Island, the world's most secure prison, where they remain. b01:c07:p187

Swedhump Elementary Swedhump Elementary is probably the best school in the world and definitely has the best teachers in the world.

Probably the best school in the world. Definitely has the best teachers in the world. b01:c99:p203

Swedhump Elementary Swedhump Elementary is named after the hump of a swed, a two-faced humped creature.

Named after the hump of a swed, a two-faced humped creature. b01:c99:p203

Swedhump Elementary The principal of Swedhump Elementary is Mrs. Rosebank.

Principal: Mrs. Rosebank. b01:c99:p203

KB-15 The KB-15 is an Imminent Danger Warning Device (IDWD).

KB-15: Imminent Danger Warning Device (IDWD) b01:c99:p200

KB-15 A red KB-15 flashing on-off at 1 second intervals continuously signals Imminent Danger.

Red – on-off 1 second intervals continuous: Imminent Danger b01:c99:p200

KB-15 A red KB-15 flashing on 2s, off 2s signals an imminent lightning storm.

Red – on 2s, off 2s: Imminent lightning storm b01:c99:p200

KB-15 A green KB-15 flashing on 3s, off 1s signals takeout delivery is almost here.

Green – on 3s, off 1s: Takeout delivery almost here b01:c99:p200

KB-15 A blue KB-15 flashing on 5s, off 5s signals the battery needs charging.

Blue – on 5s, off 5s: Battery needs charging b01:c99:p200

Wrestle-Scallywags Wrestle-Scallywags have a special power of none and are described as decent all-rounders.

Special power: None. Decent all-rounders. b01:c99:p206

Wrestle-Scallywags Wrestle-Scallywags have poor eyesight as their weakness.

Weakness: Poor eyesight b01:c99:p206

Wrestle-Scallywags Wrestle-Scallywags typically operate in groups of 3 or more.

Typical group size: 3 or more b01:c99:p206

Wrestle-Scallywags Wrestle-Scallywags hardly ever operate alone.

Operate alone? Hardly ever b01:c99:p206

Wrestle-Scallywags Wrestle-Scallywags have a maximum jump distance of 16 feet.

Maximum Jump Distance: 16 feet b01:c99:p206

Wrestle-Scallywags Wrestle-Scallywags have a cleverness rating of 5/10.

Cleverness: 5/10 b01:c99:p206

Wrestle-Scallywags Wrestle-Scallywags have a speed rating of 5/10.

Speed: 5/10 b01:c99:p206

Wrestle-Scallywags Wrestle-Scallywags have an agility rating of 9.5/10.

Agility: 9.5/10 b01:c99:p206

Devil-Cat Devil-Cat is a huge double-tailed black cat.

Huge double-tailed black cat that always lands up on the wrong side of the law. b01:c99:p199

Devil-Cat Devil-Cat tends to partner with criminals.

Tends to partner with criminals. b01:c99:p199

Devil-Cat Devil-Cat fears nothing but fruit.

Fears nothing but fruit. b01:c99:p199

Devil-Cat Devil-Cat is terrified of watermelons.

Terrified of watermelons. b01:c99:p199

Devil-Cat Devil-Cat loves vegetables, especially carrots.

However, he loves vegetables, especially carrots. b01:c99:p199

Transformer A transformer is a HIGHLY technical device.

A transformer is a HIGHLY technical device. b01:c99:p203

Transformer There are over 100 different types of transformer and new models come out each year.

There are over 100 different types, and new models come out each year. b01:c99:p203

Dash Candoo Dash currently uses a Chobey-2020 transformer.

Dash currently uses a Chobey-2020. b01:c99:p203

Transformer Dash's transformer uses a RM66 high-voltage battery, which needs to be charged once a week.

Dash's transformer uses a RM66 high-voltage battery, which needs to be charged once a week. No more, no less. b01:c99:p203

Transformer If the transformer is charged more often than weekly it becomes too powerful; if charged less often it becomes too weak.

If charged more often that that, the transformer becomes too powerful... If charged less often than weekly, the transformer becomes too weak. b01:c99:p203

Anti-Invisibility-Goggles Anti-invisibility goggles (AIG) are an extremely useful tool that Dash and Rob usually carry in their backpacks.

Anti-invisibility goggles (AIG) are an extremely useful tool. Dash and Rob usually carry them in their backpacks. b01:c99:p198

Anti-Invisibility-Goggles Anti-invisibility goggles are most effective for recently invisibilized things; they are less effective for things that went invisible weeks ago.

They are most effective for recently invisibilized things. So for example, if a Wrestle-Scallywag went into invisibility-mode a few minutes ago, the AIG would pick him up. But if they went into invisibility-mode a few weeks ago, the AIG probably would not. b01:c99:p198

Backpack-ladder The backpack-ladder (BPL) is an important piece of equipment used by Dash and Rob on multiple missions.

The backpack-ladder (BPL) is an important piece of equipment used by Dash and Rob on multiple missions. b01:c99:p198

Backpack-ladder The backpack-ladder can cause injury if incorrectly deployed and requires clean airspace above when deploying.

While very useful, it can also cause injury if incorrectly deployed. Accordingly, it is very important to have clean airspace over you when deploying. No low-lying trees or low ceilings, and obviously don't deploy inside an airplane, train, hovercraft or hot-air balloon. b01:c99:p198

Backpack-ladder In 2016, three employees at the BPL factory were injured during the testing process when the ladder expanded inside the backpack and it exploded.

In 2016, three employees at the BPL factory were injured during the testing process. The main backpack cover was not correctly fastened and the ladder expanded inside the backpack which then exploded. b01:c99:p198

Backpack-ladder In 2019 a BPL auto-deployed in a factory staff member's car, causing him to drive into a shallow duckpond; three ducks were injured and the factory had to pay a $25,000 fine.

In 2019 a BPL auto-deployed in a factory staff member's car, causing him to drive off the road and into a shallow duckpond. Three ducks were injured and the factory had to pay a $25,000 fine. All three ducks recovered. b01:c99:p198

Carrot 27b Carrot 27b is famous for being the world's largest carrot, estimated to be over 18ft long and still growing.

Famous for being the world's largest carrot. Estimated to be over 18ft long. And it's still growing. b01:c99:p198 b01:c02:p045

Carrot 27b Carrot 27b was planted and grown by Mrs. Hogmanny-Hog-Mahomm.

Planted and grown by Mrs. Hogmanny-Hog-Mahomm b01:c99:p199 b01:c02:p045

Mrs. Hogmanny-Hog-Mahomm Mrs. Hogmanny-Hog-Mahomm is believed to have sung to Carrot 27b for over an hour every day in its own language (Karrotsch).

who is believed to have sung to it for over an hour every day, in its own language (Karrotsch). b01:c99:p199

Mrs. Hogmanny-Hog-Mahomm Mrs. Hogmanny-Hog-Mahomm speaks over three hundred vegetable languages.

She speaks over three hundred vegetable languages b01:c99:p199 b01:c02:p043

Mrs. Hogmanny-Hog-Mahomm Mrs. Hogmanny-Hog-Mahomm has translated the full Harry Potter series into Karrotsch.

She also read it to Carrot 27b when it was still small. b01:c99:p199

Grobsnots Grobsnots are nasty stinging insects a little like bees.

Nasty stinging insects a little like bees. b01:c99:p199

Grobsnots Only left-handed people are allergic to grobsnots.

Only left-handed people (like Mr. Hogsbottom and Mrs. Tadros) are allergic to them. b01:c99:p199

James Hogsbottom Mr. Hogsbottom is left-handed.

Only left-handed people (like Mr. Hogsbottom and Mrs. Tadros) are allergic to them. b01:c99:p199

Mrs. Tadros Mrs. Tadros is left-handed.

Only left-handed people (like Mr. Hogsbottom and Mrs. Tadros) are allergic to them. b01:c99:p199

Hammaphore Tree Several hammaphore trees grow in the forest next to Swedhump Elementary.

Several hammaphore trees grow in the forest next to Swedhump Elementary. b01:c99:p199

Hammaphore Tree Each hammaphore tree is said to be over five hundred years old.

Each one is said to be over five hundred years old. b01:c99:p199 b01:c99:p200

Hammaphore Tree Every hammaphore tree has a secret doorway into a passage which connects to all other hammaphore trees on the planet.

Every hammaphore tree has a secret doorway into a passage which connects to all other hammaphore trees on the planet. b01:c99:p200

Hammaphore Tree Dash and Rob are the only people believed to know about the hammaphore tree secret doorways.

Dash and Rob are the only people who know this. Or so it's believed. b01:c99:p200

Hole-digger The two most common hole-digger versions are the Aardvark 4.2d (used by Dash and Rob) and the Aardvark 5.2rg (preferred by criminals).

The two most common versions are the Aardvark 4.2d (used by Dash and Rob) and the Aardvark 5.2rg (preferred by criminals). b01:c99:p200

Hole-digger The Aardvark 4.2d has a 4.2 liter diesel engine with a turbo-electric wassoon-emulsifyer, making it good for stealth and speed but not great on endurance.

The 4.2d has a 4.2 liter diesel engine, but with a turbo-electric wassoon-emulsifyer, so it's good for stealth and speed. But it is not great on endurance. b01:c99:p200

Hole-digger The Aardvark 5.2rg uses regular gas and has a sprocket-glocken-hemplekk-tekk at the rear, which is preferable for long missions.

The 5.2rg uses regular gas and has a sprocket-glocken-hemplekk-tekk at the rear, which is well-documented as being preferable for long missions. b01:c99:p200

Krypto-web Krypto-web is the world's strongest rope, made from the leaf-fibers of a hammaphore tree.

World's strongest rope, it's made from the leaf-fibers of a hammaphore tree. b01:c99:p200 b01:c07:p177

Krypto-web Not even a saw-toothed doublodile can chew through krypto-web.

It's so strong that not even a saw-toothed doublodile can chew through it b01:c99:p200 b01:c07:p177

Move #6694 (Tower) Move #6694 (Tower) is used by Wrestle-Scallywags only and is a very technical three-scallywag move.

Used by Wrestle-Scallywags only. Very technical three scallywag move. b01:c99:p200

Move #6694 (Tower) In Move #6694, Scallywag 1 jumps up, wall-bounces, ceiling-bounces, and lands to form the base; Scallywag 2 jumps, ceiling-bounces, floor-bounces, and lands on top of Scallywag 1; Scallywag 3 arc-soars to land on top, forming the Tower.

Typically Scallywag 1 jumps up, wall-bounces, ceiling-bounces, and then lands to form the base. Scallywag 2 jumps up, ceiling-bounces, floor-bounces, and then lands on top of Scallywag 2. Scallywag 3 jumps up and does an arc-soar to land on Scallywag 2, thus forming the "Tower." b01:c99:p200

Move #6694 (Tower) Move #6694 (Tower) is used primarily to intimidate opponents, and its actual effectiveness is so far unproven.

Used primarily to intimidate opponents. Its actual effectiveness is so far unproven. b01:c99:p200

Paper-rock-scissors-carrot-spoon-tissue-elbow Paper-rock-scissors-carrot-spoon-tissue-elbow is a hand game played between two people in which each player simultaneously forms one of seven shapes with an outstretched hand.

This is a hand game played between two people, in which each player simultaneously forms one of seven shapes with an outstretched hand. b01:c99:p201

Paper-rock-scissors-carrot-spoon-tissue-elbow The game has only two possible outcomes: a draw, or a win for one player and a loss for the other.

It is a simultaneous, zero-sum game insofar as it has only two possible outcomes: a draw, or a win for one player and a loss for the other. b01:c99:p201

Paper-rock-scissors-carrot-spoon-tissue-elbow The winning order is: Paper beats rock beats scissor beats carrot beats spoon beats tissue beats elbow beats paper.

Paper beats rock beats scissor beats carrot beats spoon beats tissue (obviously) beats elbow beats paper. b01:c99:p201

Pinkfish Pinkfish are like goldfish but pink in color.

Like goldfish, but a different color. Pink, actually. b01:c99:p201

Pinkfish Pinkfish are very tame when happy but when bored can be aggressive and bite like piranas.

Very tame when happy, but when bored can be aggressive and bite like pirañas. b01:c99:p201

Pinkfish Pinkfish need constant attention: they have to be walked, entertained, and read to before bed.

Need constant attention, i.e. have to be walked, entertained, read to before bed etc... b01:c99:p201

Pinkfish Some rich pinkfish have their own walk-bowls, which are bowls that can walk.

Some rich pinkfish actually have their own walk-bowls. (Walk-bowls are bowls that can walk, in case you were wondering.) b01:c99:p201

Quadcycles Quadcycles are four-wheeled cycles that can fold up into a backpack and be deployed by mind-activation.

Four-wheeled cycles that can fold up into a backpack and be deployed by mind-activation. b01:c99:p201

Quadcycles The quadcycle's wheel configuration constantly adapts to the terrain, controlled by a sophisticated sensor embedded in the saddle.

The wheel configuration constantly adapts to the terrain, and is controlled by a very sophisticated sensor (or "brain") embedded in the saddle. b01:c99:p201

Quadcycles A quadcycle looks easy to ride but is actually quite difficult.

A quadcycle looks easy to ride but it is actually quite difficult. b01:c99:p201

Quadcycle Training Academy A three-week introductory course at the QTA (Quadcycle Training Academy) is highly recommended.

A three-week introductory course at the QTA (Quadcycle Training Academy) is highly recommended. b01:c99:p201

Quadcycles Quadcycle maintenance includes keeping the drive-chain clean and lubricated, checking brake-fluid pressure, checking all nuts and bolts, checking tire condition, and ensuring the sneggle-sprocket has enough lemon juice at all times.

Pretty much the same as a regular bicycle maintenance, apart from the sneggle-sprocket. Keep the drive-chain clean and well lubricated, make sure brake-fluid pressure is good, check all nuts and bolts before and after big missions, make sure the tires are in good condition, and finally, and most importantly, make sure the sneggle-sprocket is smooth and has enough lemon juice on it at all times. b01:c99:p201

Quadcycles The lemon juice compression canister must be fully primed to at least level 8 before big missions.

Make sure the lemon juice compression canister is fully primed to at least level 8, especially before big missions. b01:c99:p201

Saw-toothed Doublodiles Saw-toothed doublodiles are vicious creatures that can cut through anything with their teeth except krypto-web.

Vicious nasty things that can cut through anything with their teeth. Except krypto-web. They can't cut through krypto-web. b01:c99:p202

Saw-toothed Doublodiles Some saw-toothed doublodiles are vegetarian while others are carnivorous.

Some are vegetarian while others are carnivorous (such as the flesh-eating saw-toothed doublodiles that breed around Witch Nose Island). b01:c99:p202

Scallywag Academy To officially become a Scallywag, one needs to graduate from Scallywag Academy.

To officially become a Scallywag, one needs to graduate from Scallywag Academy. b01:c99:p202

Scallywags There are many different types of scallywag, each with its own fighting techniques, strengths, and weaknesses.

There are many different types of scallywag. Each type has its own fighting techniques, strengths, and weaknesses. b01:c99:p202

Secure Command Center The SCC (Secure Command Center) is the technology headquarters for Dash and Rob where their communications, surveillance, and airborne/waterborne reconnaissance hardware is stored and operated.

The SCC is the technology headquarters for Dash and Rob. It's where their communications, surveillance, and airborne/waterborne reconnaissance hardware is stored and operated. b01:c99:p202

Secure Command Center The SCC is only accessible by tunnel.

It's only accessible by tunnel. b01:c99:p202

SPIN Radio A SPIN Radio (Secure Police Interface Neo-mogrifier) lets the user communicate directly with International Police Headquarters.

A SPIN Radio (Secure Police Interface Neo-mogrifier) lets the user communicate directly with International Police Headquarters. b01:c99:p202

SPIN Radio Very few SPIN Radios exist and only highly trained experts are allowed to use them.

Very few exist and only highly trained experts are allowed to use them. b01:c99:p202

SPIN Radio A SPIN Radio folds up to the size of a small pea.

It folds up to the size of a small pea. b01:c99:p202

Rob Newman Rob Newman usually has a SPIN Radio with him.

Rob Newman usually has one with him. b01:c99:p202

Stink-balls Stink-balls are thin-skinned capsules filled with gross liquid known as stink-ball juice.

Stink-balls are thin-skinned capsules that get filled with gross liquid known as stink-ball juice. b01:c99:p202

Stink-balls It is possible to brew your own stink-ball juice.

It is possible to brew your own. b01:c99:p202

Stink-balls Stink-ball capsules (SBCs) can be purchased from your local Spyware and Rockets store.

Stink-ball capsules (SBCs) can be purchased from your local Spyware & Rockets store. b01:c99:p202

Stink-balls Typical stink-ball juice ingredients include rotting hammaphore fruit, old fishtank water, rotting guacamole, doublodile saliva, grobsnot venom, sour walrus milk, fresh swed milk, pickled fungus, slug slime, and liver.

Typical stink-ball ingredients include: Rotting hammaphore fruit, Old fishtank water, Rotting guacamole, Doublodile saliva, Grobsnot venom, Sour walrus milk, Fresh swed milk, Pickled fungus, Slug slime, Liver b01:c99:p203

Stink-balls Stink-ball juice is brewed for one month in a cast-iron pot over a fire made from the bark of a hammaphore tree.

Brew for one month on a cast-iron pot over a fire made from the bark of a hammaphore tree. b01:c99:p203

Triplocopter Triplocopters are triple-helicopters invented by G. & J. Tarrow Siblings Inc. in 2010.

Triple-helicopters invented by G. & J. Tarrow Siblings Inc. in 2010. b01:c99:p204

Triplocopter A triplocopter is the equivalent of three helicopters stuck together.

The equivalent of three helicopters stuck together. b01:c99:p204

Triplocopter Triplocopters are sixty one times faster and seventeen times more powerful than regular helicopters, though more complicated to fly.

They are sixty one times faster and seventeen times more powerful than regular helicopters, though more complicated to fly. b01:c99:p204

James Hogsbottom Mr. Hogsbottom (James Hogsbottom) was the test pilot of the first triplocopter.

The test pilot of the first version was James Hogsbottom, who teaches Paper Airplane class at Swedhump Elementary. b01:c99:p204

Triplocopter There have been no reported triplocopter crashes to date.

There have been no reported triplocopter crashes to date. b01:c99:p204

James Hogsbottom James Hogsbottom was the first person to ever successfully land a triplo-triplocopter.

James Hogsbottom was the first person to ever successfully land one. b01:c99:p204

VAMP Transponder The VAMP stands for Voice Amplification Modification and Projection.

The VAMP (Voice Amplification Modification and Projection) transponder b01:c99:p204

VAMP Transponder The VAMP transponder has three functions: Modification (change voice into someone else's), Amplification (makes voice louder), and Projection (allows voice to travel greater distances and faster).

[1] Modification: Allows the user to change his or her own voice into someone else's. [2] Amplification: Makes the user's voice louder. [3] Projection: Allows the user's voice to travel greater distances and faster. b01:c99:p204

VAMP Transponder VAMP transponders can be embedded in other devices; Dash has one embedded in his anti-invisibility goggles.

VAMP transponders can be embedded in other devices. Dash has one embedded in his anti-invisibility goggles. b01:c99:p204

VAMP Transponder VAMP transponders are manufactured by Mgadigadi Technologies.

Manufactured by Mgadigadi Technologies. b01:c99:p204

VAMP Transponder Earring versions of the VAMP transponder are available but they are fragile.

Earring versions are available but they are fragile. b01:c99:p204

Warp-vortex A warp-vortex allows the warpee (owner) plus sub-warpees (passengers) to move from one place to another in a trilli-second.

A warp-vortex allows the warpee (owner) plus sub-warpees (passenger) to move from one place to another in a trilli-second. b01:c99:p204

Warp-vortex Warp-vortexes are typically backpack-mounted.

Warp-vortexes are typically backpack-mounted. b01:c99:p204

Warp-vortex Pocket versions of the warp-vortex exist but are quite expensive.

Pocket versions do exist but are quite expensive. b01:c99:p204

Warp-vortex Each warp-vortex has its own password which the users will not share under any circumstances.

Each warp-vortex has its own password, which the users will not share under any circumstances (so don't even ask). b01:c99:p204

Witch Nose Island Witch Nose Island is the most secure prison on earth.

Witch Nose Island is the most secure prison on earth. b01:c99:p205

Witch Nose Island The entire perimeter of Witch Nose Island is ringed by twenty seven krypto-web fences, eleven of which are electrified.

The entire perimeter is ringed by twenty seven krypto-web fences, eleven of which are electrified. b01:c99:p205

Witch Nose Island The water around Witch Nose Island is full of shnarks (more vicious than sharks), flesh-eating saw-toothed doublodiles, and killer electric rays.

The water around it is freezing and full of shnarks (which are more vicious than sharks), flesh-eating, saw-toothed doublodiles, and killer electric rays. b01:c99:p205

Witch Nose Island No prisoner has ever escaped from Witch Nose Island.

No prisoner has ever escaped from it. b01:c99:p205

Wobble Ball Wobble Ball is a sport that involves racing around a room whilst balancing atop a big wobbly rubber ball.

Sport that involves racing around a room whilst balancing atop a big wobbly rubber ball. b01:c99:p205 b01:c03:p069

Wobble Ball Wobble Ball was invented by Sir Stephenson Remington-Hobbes in 2012.

Invented by Sir Stephenson Remington-Hobbes in 2012. b01:c99:p205 b01:c03:p066

Sir Stephenson Remington-Hobbes Sir Stephenson Remington-Hobbes was Wobble Ball World Champion in 2012, 2013, 2014, and 2016.

2012: Sir Stephenson Remington-Hobbes 2013: Sir Stephenson Remington-Hobbes 2014: Sir Stephenson Remington-Hobbes 2016: Sir Stephenson Remington-Hobbes b01:c99:p205

Mr. Grodzinsky Mr. Grodzinsky was Wobble Ball World Champion in 2017, 2018, and 2019.

2017: Mr. Grodzinsky 2018: Mr. Grodzinsky 2019: Mr. Grodzinsky b01:c99:p205

Wombat Juice Wombat juice has nothing to do with wombats; the name comes from its ingredients: Walrus milk, Octopus saliva, Mango, Beetroot, Avocado, Tomato.

Wombat juice actually has nothing to do with wombats. The name comes from its ingredients: Walrus milk, Octopus saliva, Mango, Beetroot, Avocado, Tomato b01:c99:p205

Wombat Juice Wombat juice is made by blending its ingredients in any proportions and serving with ice.

Blend them in any proportions then serve with ice. Delicious! b01:c99:p205

Yo-yo Stingers Yo-yo stingers are electrically-charged yoyos.

Yo-yo stingers are electrically-charged yoyos. b01:c99:p206

Yo-yo Stingers Yo-yo stingers are effective when fighting scallywags but only sting for a few seconds.

When fighting scallywags, they can be very effective, but they only sting for a few seconds. b01:c99:p206

Yo-yo Stingers Yo-yo stingers are best used to give someone a fright; in deep-combat with a full squad of scallywags it is worth having multiple yo-yo stingers.

They are best used to give someone a fright. If you're involved in deep-combat, with a full squad of scallywags for instance, it's worth having multiple yo-yo stingers with you. b01:c99:p206

Freeze-bomb Freeze-bombs freeze everything within 50m of the explosion.

these weapons freeze everything within 50m of the explosion. b01:c99:p199 b01:c06:p144

Freeze-bomb The freeze effect of a freeze-bomb lasts exactly fifteen minutes.

The effect lasts exactly fifteen minutes. b01:c99:p199 b01:c06:p145

Freeze-bomb A freeze-bomb explodes two seconds after it has been thrown.

A freeze-bomb explodes two seconds after it's been thrown. b01:c99:p199

Drone Dash uses a wide range of drones for communications and surveillance, most equipped with infra-red, infra-green, and infra-blue technology.

Dash uses a wide range of drones for communications and surveillance. Most are equipped with infra-red, infra-green, and infra-blue technology. b01:c99:p199

Mrs. Hogmanny-Hog-Mahomm Mrs. Hogmanny-Hog-Mahomm has actually translated the full Harry Potter series into Karrotsch.

has actually translated the full Harry Potter series into Karrotsch. Very few people know this. b01:c99:p199