Wombat Juice
Wombat juice actually has nothing to do with wombats. The name comes from its ingredients:
Walrus milk Octopus saliva Mango Beetroot Avocado Tomato
Blend them in any proportions then serve with ice. Delicious!
The global chain of beverage stores, iThirsty, started off as a humble wombat stand outside Rudolph Roopperalia’s house. He was a mere 8 year-old boy trying to raise money to buy batteries for his KB-15. Twenty years later he’s one of the richest people in the world, and all because of wombat juice.
On the first day of having his stand outside his house, little Rudolph sold 3 cups of wombat juice; one to his mom, one to his dad, and one to the lady from across the road, Mrs. Zartz. The next day he sold 6 cups; one to his mom, one to his dad, one to Mrs. Zartz, and 3 to passers by. The next day everyone came back for more. Mrs. Zartz bought 6 cups. The next day, a Friday, he sold 32 cups. The following day, word had spread and he sold 128 cups. The next day, Sunday, he sold over 200. He needed help so hired Mrs. Zartz to assist him. Within a week they had sold another 1,000 cups.
Rudolph’s parents knew he was onto something big, and within a few weeks they had converted the entire house into a juice factory. They all moved into the camper-van in the driveway. Within a year Rudolph had sold over 1 million cups. By the time he was 12 he was a multi-multi-multi millionaire and Mrs. Zartz was a mere millionaire.
The original iThirsty wombat stand, where it all started, is now in the Sniffsonian. If you’d like to see it, it’s in exhibit room 437f.
First seen in Book 1, page 4
Research
e_wombat_juiceIn the printed almanac pages (14 cited)
Straight from the books
Facts
object_fact (6)
Wombat juice has nothing to do with wombats; the name comes from its ingredients: Walrus milk, Octopus saliva, Mango, Beetroot, Avocado, Tomato.
Wombat juice actually has nothing to do with wombats. The name comes from its ingredients: Walrus milk, Octopus saliva, Mango, Beetroot, Avocado, Tomato b01:c99:p205
Wombat juice actually has nothing to do with wombats; its name comes from its ingredients: Walrus milk, Octopus saliva, Mango, Beetroot, Avocado, Tomato.
Wombat juice actually has nothing to do with wombats. The name comes from its ingredients: Walrus milk, Octopus saliva, Mango, Beetroot, Avocado, Tomato b05:c99:p238
Wombat juice is made from walrus milk, octopus saliva, mango, beetroot, avocado and tomato, blended in any proportions and served with ice.
The name comes from its ingredients: Walrus milk / Octopus saliva / Mango / Beetroot / Avocado / Tomato. Blend them in any proportions then serve with ice. b06:c99:p284
Wombat juice actually has nothing to do with wombats.
Wombat juice actually has nothing to do with wombats. b07:c02:p048
Wombat Juice is made from walrus milk, octopus saliva, mango, beetroot, avocado and tomato, blended in any proportions and served with ice.
The name comes from its ingredients: Walrus milk, Octopus saliva, Mango, Beetroot, Avocado, Tomato. Blend them in any proportions, then serve with ice. b07:c99:p260
Wombat juice actually has nothing to do with wombats; its name comes from its ingredients: Walrus Milk, Octopus saliva, Mango, Beetroot, Avocado, Tomato.
Wombat juice actually has nothing to do with wombats. The name comes from its ingredients: Walrus Milk, Octopus saliva, Mango, Beetroot, Avocado, Tomato. b10:c99:p323 b10:c99:p324
in_world_system (1)
Wombat Juice is an acronym: W=Walrus milk, O=Octopus saliva, M=Mango, B=Beetroot, A=Avocado, T=Tomato.
The name is derived from its ingredients: Walrus milk Octopus saliva Mango Beetroot Avocado Tomato al1:c01:p346
world_rule (1)
Wombat juice is made by blending its ingredients in any proportions and serving with ice.
Blend them in any proportions then serve with ice. Delicious! b01:c99:p205
history (2)
The global chain iThirsty started as a humble wombat stand outside Rudolph Wombophelia's house when he was eight years old; twenty years later he became one of the richest people in the world.
The global chain of beverage stores, iThirsty, started off as a humble wombat stand outside Rudolph Wombophelia's house. He was a mere eight year-old boy. Twenty years later he's one of the richest people in the world al1:c01:p346
The original iThirsty wombat stand is now in The Sniffsonian in exhibit room 437f.
The original iThirsty wombat stand, where it all started, is now in The Sniffsonian. If you'd like to see it, it's in exhibit room 437f. al1:c01:p347
running_gag (1)
Wombat juice actually has nothing to do with wombats.
Wombat juice actually has nothing to do with wombats. b06:c07:p181 b06:c99:p284
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Favorite Drink: Wombat Juice b01:c00:p004
Continuity findings
- Wombat Juice ingredient list capitalisation: 'Walrus milk' vs 'Walrus Milk' variant
- Wombat Juice ingredient disclaimer: recurs across books recurring_element
- Wombat Juice origin / iThirsty history: al1 expands on in-book ingredient explanation almanac_overlap