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Book 3

Book 03 – Wednesday: The Forest of Secrets
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Incidents (9)

  1. Five Forest-Scallywags attack before breakfast i_b03_01
  2. Umbahorra grins at Dash before breakfast i_b03_02
  3. Moremi Forest closed by fake Invizizz migration sign i_b03_03
  4. Dash and Rob investigate Moremi Forest during RBC i_b03_04
  5. Rob captured by Wobblethorpe and Forest-Scallywags i_b03_05
  6. Dash searches for missing Rob i_b03_06
  7. Dash rescues Rob from goop-goop i_b03_07
  8. Gronville gets pot stuck on his head i_b03_08
  9. The Fight: saving Moremi Forest from Wobblethorpe's illegal hotel i_b03_09

First appearances (33)

Facts (161)

Section c00 (1)

Ms. Greenacre Ms. Greenacre is the Zip-Lining teacher at Swedhump Elementary.

Ms. Greenacre. Zip-Lining teacher b03:c00:p006
f_b03_165 character_fact
Chapter 1 (c01) (12)

KB-15 KB-15s are normally 100% accurate.

KB-15s are normally 100% accurate. b03:c01:p017
f_b03_001 object_fact

KB-15 All KB-15s come with a Lifetime Warranty.

all KB-15s come with a Lifetime Warranty. b03:c01:p017
f_b03_002 object_fact

KB-15 There are no documented examples of KB-15s failing in any situations, ever, unless the batteries have not been charged.

There are no documented examples of KB-15s failing in any situations, ever, unless of course the batteries have not been charged. b03:c01:p017
f_b03_003 object_fact

Smellephant Grass Smellephant Grass is a fast-growing, tall, greeny-yellow grass that can be found on open plains, tundra and savannah.

Smellephant Grass is a fast-growing, tall, greeny-yellow grass that can be found on open plains, tundra and savannah. b03:c01:p018 b03:c99:p199
f_b03_009 world_rule

Smellephant Grass Smellephant Grass grows wild where Dash lives.

Smellephant grass grows wild where I live. b03:c01:p018
f_b03_010 place_fact

Forest-Scallywags Forest-Scallywags are MASTERS of camouflage.

Forest-Scallywags are MASTERS of camouflage. b03:c01:p019
f_b03_015 character_fact

Move #10,266: The Weird Face Move Move #10,266, The Weird Face Move, is deployed if you want to make your enemies laugh.

Deployed if you want to make your enemies laugh. b03:c01:p021 b03:c99:p196
f_b03_018 in_world_system

Umbahorra Umbahorra breath smells so bad it can actually kill you.

Their breath smells so bad it can actually kill you. b03:c01:p028 b03:c99:p201
f_b03_020 world_rule

Osteop Milk Doctors recommend one glass of Osteop Milk daily, to be drunk between 7am and 8am.

Doctors recommend one glass daily, to be drunk between 7am and 8am. b03:c01:p011 b03:c99:p197
f_b03_026 world_rule

Pizzup Pizzup is like pizza but different and better.

Pizzup is like pizza but different. And better. b03:c01:p012 b03:c99:p197
f_b03_029 world_rule

Pizzup One of the key ingredients of pizzup is hover-yeast, which allows the pizzup to levitate or float.

one of the key ingredients is hover-yeast, which allows the pizzup to levitate (or float). b03:c01:p012 b03:c99:p197
f_b03_030 world_rule

Dash Candoo Pizzup is Dash's absolutely favorite food.

I was just thinking how pizzup is my absolutely favorite food b03:c01:p012
f_b03_033 character_fact
Chapter 2 (c02) (7)

Swedhump Elementary Swedhump Elementary is described as the Best School in the World.

After breakfast I headed off to Swedhump Elementary, the Best School in the World. b03:c02:p036 b03:c99:p199
f_b03_034 place_fact

Mrs. Rosebank Mrs. Rosebank is totally and completely invisible, and is the principal of Swedhump Elementary.

Mrs. Rosebank, our AMAZING principal (who, in case you don't know, is totally and completely INVISIBLE) b03:c02:p042 b03:c99:p193
f_b03_037 character_fact

Bed-Jumping Bed-Jumping is a new subject added to Swedhump Elementary with a new teacher, Mrs. Wobblethorpe.

our first lesson of the day was going to be a new subject, with a new teacher. We'd been told it was a lady called Mrs. Wobblethorpe, and she would be our BED-JUMPING teacher. b03:c02:p037
f_b03_040 place_fact

Marine Biology Week Each grade at Swedhump Elementary goes on a 1 week marine trip every year, involving travel by boat, submarine and a stay at the legendary Angel Island Hotel.

Each grade at Swedhump Elementary goes on a 1 week marine trip every year. Involves travel by boat, submarine and a stay at the legendary Angel Island Hotel. b03:c02:p038 b03:c99:p196
f_b03_041 world_rule

Mrs. Wobblethorpe Mrs. Wobblethorpe used to own the World's Second-Most Amazing Hotel, called the Grand Wobblethorpe Regency.

Apparently she used to own the World's Second-Most Amazing Hotel b03:c02:p044
f_b03_046 character_fact

Greta Gretchen-Hoffer Greta Gretchen-Hoffer performed a Grinning Triplosault in Bed-Jumping class.

and Greta's Grinning Triplosaults. b03:c02:p048
f_b03_168 character_fact

Swedhump Elementary Swedhump Elementary has a rule of no phones in the classrooms.

she probably a little nervous, and didn't know the school rule of NO PHONES IN THE CLASSROOMS. b03:c02:p051
f_b03_173 place_fact
Chapter 3 (c03) (13)

Mrs. Rosebank It is believed that Mrs. Rosebank became permanently invisible after being stung by a swarm of over 1000 invizizzes.

Some say that's what happened to the principal of our school, Mrs. Rosebank, leaving her permanently invisible. b03:c03:p064
f_b03_038 character_fact

Ms. Greenacre Ms. Greenacre was the World Zip-lining Champion in 2014.

She was the World Zip-lining Champion in 2014, and is VERY FAMOUS. b03:c03:p055
f_b03_047 character_fact

Ms. Greenacre For 5 years after her World Championship win, Ms. Greenacre was so famous she had to have bodyguards.

For 5 years after her World Championship win, she was so famous that she actually had to have bodyguards. b03:c03:p056
f_b03_048 character_fact

Zip-Lining Emporium The Zip-Lining Emporium is a huge zip-lining park at Swedhump Elementary and is actually the world's largest.

Huge zip-lining park at Swedhump Elementary. Actually the world's largest. b03:c03:p054 b03:c99:p202
f_b03_053 place_fact

Moremi Forest Moremi Forest is a huge, beautiful and quite mysterious forest that borders Swedhump Elementary.

Moremi Forest is a huge, beautiful and quite mysterious forest that borders our school. b03:c03:p059 b03:c99:p196
f_b03_056 place_fact

Moremi Forest Moremi Forest is said to extend over 3,000 miles to the west.

The forest is said to extend over 3,000 miles to the west. b03:c03:p059 b03:c99:p196
f_b03_057 place_fact

Invizizz Invizizzes are bee-like insects that sting and are completely silent.

Invizizzes are bee-like insects that sting. They are completely silent b03:c03:p061 b03:c99:p195
f_b03_059 world_rule

Invizizz Invizizz venom causes localized invisibility.

their venom causes localized invisibility. b03:c03:p061 b03:c99:p195
f_b03_060 world_rule

Invizizz If an invizizz stings you, the part of you that got stung goes invisible briefly, for an hour or so.

If an invizizz stings you, the part of you that got stung goes invisible briefly, for an hour or so. b03:c03:p061
f_b03_061 world_rule

Invizizz If stung by several invizizzes, you might go completely invisible for a few hours.

If you get stung by several, you might go completely invisible for a few hours. b03:c03:p062
f_b03_062 world_rule

Invizizz It is believed that if stung by a swarm of over 1000 invizizzes, you could go invisible forever.

It is believed that if you get stung by a swarm of over 1000, you could go invisible forever. b03:c03:p064
f_b03_063 world_rule

James Hogsbottom Mr. Hogsbottom's cousin got stung by a mini-swarm of 22 invizizzes.

In April last year, Mr. Hogsbottom's cousin got stung by a mini-swarm of 22. b03:c03:p063
f_b03_068 history

Smushrooms Smushrooms are like mushrooms but delicious and actually taste of chocolate.

Smushrooms are like mushrooms but DELICIOUS. They actually taste of chocolate. b03:c03:p067 b03:c99:p199
f_b03_069 world_rule
Chapter 4 (c04) (11)

Mrs. Rosebank Because Mrs. Rosebank is invisible, the only way to know if she is in her office is via her flag system: she raises a yellow flag if present.

Because she's invisible, the only way we know whether Mrs. Rosebank is in her office or not, is via her flag system. If she is there, she raises a yellow flag. If she's not, she doesn't. b03:c04:p080
f_b03_039 character_fact

RBC RBC stands for Really Boring Class.

RBC (Really Boring Class) b03:c04:p071 b03:c04:p072
f_b03_071 in_world_system

Mr. McYawn Mr. McYawn is the world's most boring person, which is why he is the perfect teacher for RBC.

He is the world's most boring person, which is why he is the perfect teacher for RBC. b03:c04:p072
f_b03_072 character_fact

Slow-motion-ifyer A slow-motion-ifyer allows you to slow down everything around you, but not you yourself.

A Slow-motion-ifyer allows you to slow down everything around you, but not you yourself. b03:c04:p074 b03:c04:p075 b03:c99:p198
f_b03_073 object_fact

Slow-motion-ifyer The slow-motion-ifyer has settings, with setting 8 being REALLY slow.

I took out my Slow-motion-ifyer and set the classroom to setting 8, which is REALLY slow. b03:c04:p074
f_b03_074 object_fact

Hammaphore Tree Every hammaphore tree is said to be over 500 years old.

Every hammaphore tree is said to be over 500 years old. b03:c04:p078 b03:c99:p195
f_b03_075 world_rule

Hammaphore Tree Each hammaphore tree has a secret doorway into a passage which connects to all other hammaphore trees on the planet.

Each one has a secret doorway into a passage which connects to all other hammaphore trees on the planet. b03:c04:p078 b03:c99:p195
f_b03_076 world_rule

Hammaphore Tree Several Hammaphore trees grow in the forest next to Swedhump Elementary, and there is a giant one just outside Mrs. Rosebank's office.

Several Hammaphore trees grow in Moremi Forest, AND there's a giant one just outside Mrs. Rosebank's office! b03:c04:p079 b03:c99:p195
f_b03_077 place_fact

Hammaphore System Distances inside the Hammaphore System are much shorter than distances in the outside world.

Distances inside the System are much shorter than distances in the outside world. b03:c04:p083 b03:c99:p194
f_b03_079 world_rule

Dash Candoo Dash and Rob are the only people who know about the hammaphore trees' secret passages (or so it is believed).

Dash and Rob are the only people who know this. Or so it's believed. b03:c04:p079 b03:c99:p195
f_b03_083 character_fact

Hammaphore System Inside the Hammaphore System there are signposts including to Mrs. Rosebank's office, Moremi Forest entrance, Eiffel Tower, and Central Park.

SIGN: MRS. ROSEBANK'S OFFICE SIGN: MOREMI FOREST ENTRANCE SIGN: EIFFEL TOWER SIGN: CENTRAL PARK b03:c04:p082
f_b03_174 place_fact
Chapter 5 (c05) (12)

Ms. Ozniak Ms. Ozniak is the world's best history teacher.

Ms. Ozniak is the world's best history teacher. b03:c05:p100
f_b03_084 character_fact

Ms. Ozniak Many people believe Ms. Ozniak is actually a time-traveler.

In fact many people believe she is actually a time-traveler. b03:c05:p100
f_b03_085 character_fact

Ms. Ozniak There are rumours Ms. Ozniak had a cup of tea on top of the pyramid in Giza the day after it was finished.

There are rumours that she had a cup of tea on top of the pyramid in Giza the day after it was finished b03:c05:p101
f_b03_086 character_fact

Ms. Ozniak There are rumours Ms. Ozniak had a cup of coffee on the Titanic.

a cup of coffee on the Titanic b03:c05:p102
f_b03_087 character_fact

Ms. Ozniak There are rumours Ms. Ozniak had a cup of choc-hotlitt on the summit of Everest with Hilary and Tensing in 1953.

and a cup of chock-hotlitt (similar to hot chocolate, but better) on the summit of Everest with Hilary and Tensing in 1953. b03:c05:p102
f_b03_088 character_fact

Choc-Hotlitt Choc-Hotlitt is similar to hot chocolate, but better.

Like hot chocolate but better. b03:c05:p102 b03:c99:p193
f_b03_089 world_rule

Cranio-cam A Cranio-cam is a tiny, mind-activated camera embedded on the top of the head.

Tiny, mind-activated camera embedded on the top of the head. b03:c05:p104 b03:c99:p193
f_b03_091 object_fact

Goop-Goop Goop-Goop is a nasty spray glue that doesn't dry completely; great for capturing people.

Nasty spray glue. Doesn't dry completely. Great for capturing people – just spray them and then they are stuck in the blob. b03:c05:p107 b03:c99:p194
f_b03_098 object_fact

Goop-Goop Absolutely no signals can get through goop-goop.

Absolutely NO SIGNALS could get through that! b03:c05:p108
f_b03_099 object_fact

Transponder Tracking Device TTD stands for Transponder Tracking Device.

I opened up my TTD (Transponder Tracking Device) b03:c05:p111 b03:c99:p200
f_b03_100 object_fact

Transponder Tracking Device Rob and Dash carry concealed TTDs at all times, allowing them to locate each other in emergencies.

Rob and I carry concealed TTDs at all times. This lets us locate each other in emergencies. b03:c05:p111 b03:c99:p200
f_b03_101 character_fact

Zap-Flattener When someone is zapped by a Zap-Flattener, they go totally and completely flat for 60 seconds.

when someone is zapped by a Zap-Flattener, they go totally and completely flat for 60 seconds. b03:c05:p096 b03:c99:p203
f_b03_140 object_fact
Chapter 6 (c06) (8)

Ms. Grimstead Ms. Grimstead used to be the Chief Library Officer of the UNRLEAM (the United Nations Royal Library of Everything & More).

Ms. Grimstead used to be the Chief Library Officer of the UNRLEAM (the United Nations Royal Library of Everything & More). b03:c06:p115
f_b03_103 character_fact

Ms. Grimstead For her job at the UNRLEAM, Ms. Grimstead had to memorize the exact locations of 32 billion and 7 books.

For that job she had to memorize the exact locations of 32 billion and 7 books. b03:c06:p115
f_b03_104 character_fact

Ms. Grimstead Ms. Grimstead is the world's most famous librarian.

As well as being the world's most famous librarian b03:c06:p117
f_b03_105 character_fact

Ms. Grimstead Ms. Grimstead has a big green lump on her head; when it throbs she is REALLY grumpy, when it doesn't throb she is just slightly grumpy.

she has a big green lump on her head... When it throbs, she's REALLY grumpy. When it doesn't throb, she's just slightly grumpy. b03:c06:p118 b03:c06:p119
f_b03_106 character_fact

Invisibility Shield An Invisibility Shield makes everything inside it go invisible.

Makes everything inside it go invisible. b03:c06:p126 b03:c99:p195
f_b03_114 object_fact

Ms. Grimstead Ms. Grimstead is the Chief Library Officer of Swedhump Elementary.

Now she's Chief Library Officer of Swedhump Elementary. b03:c06:p116
f_b03_166 character_fact

UNRLEAM UNRLEAM stands for the United Nations Royal Library of Everything & More.

the UNRLEAM (the United Nations Royal Library of Everything & More) b03:c06:p115
f_b03_167 in_world_system

Mrs. Wobblethorpe Mrs. Wobblethorpe conspired to secretly build the world's biggest hotel in Moremi Forest, using an invisibility shield and a fake invizizz migration sign to keep people out.

They were building it secretly, so no-one would stop them. The fake invizizz migration sign had been there to keep everyone out! b03:c06:p127
f_b03_175 history
Chapter 7 (c07) (12)

Mr. Steadyneck Mr. Steadyneck won the World Potted-Plant Balancing Championship in 1958.

He won the World Potted-Plant Balancing Championship in 1958. b03:c07:p137 b03:c99:p202
f_b03_122 character_fact

Collum Ollum Collum Ollum is the most talented potted-plant balancer in the school.

Collum Ollum is the most talented potted-plant balancer in the school b03:c07:p139
f_b03_126 character_fact

Collum Ollum Collum Ollum knows almost every potted-plant balancing move in the Almanac.

knows almost every potted-plant balancing move in the Almanac. b03:c07:p139
f_b03_127 character_fact

MRX-34 Laser The MRX-34 Laser is a small, concealable, very powerful laser, ideal for cutting through things, that can also be used for communication.

Small, concealable, very powerful laser. Ideal for cutting through things. Can also be used for communication. b03:c07:p150 b03:c99:p196
f_b03_131 object_fact

Dublifier A Dublifier is a device that makes an almost exact copy of someone; the double lasts 45 minutes, then disappears.

A Dublifier is a device that makes an almost exact copy of someone. The double lasts 45 minutes, then disappears. b03:c07:p153 b03:c08:p157 b03:c99:p194
f_b03_132 object_fact

Devil-Cat Devil-Cat is a huge double-tailed black cat that always lands up on the wrong side of the law.

Huge double-tailed black cat that always lands up on the wrong side of the law. b03:c07:p153 b03:c99:p194
f_b03_133 character_fact

Witch Nose Island Devil Nose Island is the most secure prison ever, with its entire perimeter ringed by 27 Krypto-web fences, 11 of which are electrified.

Devil Nose Island is the most secure prison ever. The entire perimeter is ringed by 27 krypto-web fences, 11 of which are electrified. b03:c07:p153 b03:c99:p202
f_b03_137 place_fact

Witch Nose Island No prisoner has ever escaped from Devil Nose Island.

No prisoner has ever escaped from it. b03:c07:p153 b03:c99:p202
f_b03_139 place_fact

Shereena Aska-Lonka Shereena Aska-Lonka balanced a novemdecuple (19 pots) in Potted-Plant Balancing class.

Then Shereena Aska-Lonka balanced a momentous novemdecuple (19)! b03:c07:p141
f_b03_169 character_fact

Collum Ollum Collum Ollum succeeded in balancing a quadragintuple (40 pots) in Potted-Plant Balancing class.

Collum (he's quite competitive) decided to try a quadragintuple (40)... ...and succeeded! b03:c07:p141 b03:c07:p142
f_b03_170 character_fact

Gronville Honkersmith Gronville Honkersmith put an empty pot upside-down on his head and couldn't get it off; it was totally and completely stuck.

Meanwhile Gronville Honkersmith was mucking about as usual, and put an empty pot upside-down on his head and then couldn't get it off. It was totally and completely stuck. b03:c07:p143
f_b03_171 character_fact

Dash Candoo Dash always has an Almanac in his backpack.

Actually, it wasn't luck, I always have an Almanac in my backpack. b03:c07:p152
f_b03_172 character_fact
Chapter 8 (c08) (6)

Forest-Scallywags Forest-Scallywags fear nothing except angry librarians.

Fear nothing except angry librarians b03:c08:p165 b03:c99:p194
f_b03_107 character_fact

Anti-Invisibility-Goggles Anti-Invisibility Goggles (AIGs) are an extremely useful tool, most effective for recently-invisibilized things.

Anti-Invisibility Goggles (AIGs) are an extremely useful tool. They are most effective for recently-invisibilized things. b03:c08:p179 b03:c99:p193
f_b03_115 object_fact

SPIN Radio A SPIN Radio (Secure Police Interface Neomogrifier) lets the user communicate directly with International Police Headquarters.

A SPIN Radio (Secure Police Interface Neomogrifier) lets the user communicate directly with International Police Headquarters. b03:c08:p179 b03:c99:p198
f_b03_141 object_fact

Micro Modulated Shrinkulator The Micro-Modulated Shrinkulator is a highly sophisticated device that shrinks things.

Highly sophisticated device that shrinks things. b03:c08:p179 b03:c99:p196
f_b03_145 object_fact

Pinkfish Mr. Darling has a pinkfish that he left behind in his classroom.

Mr. Darling (he left his pinkfish behind in his classroom) b03:c08:p188 b03:c99:p207
f_b03_163 character_fact

Ms. Grimstead After being dublified multiple times, 57 Ms. Grimstead copies appeared, which then disappeared with 57 pops.

the Ms. Grimsteads - all 57 of them - disappeared with a pop! b03:c08:p185
f_b03_164 numeric_fact
Section c99 (79)

KB-15 KB-15 is an Imminent Danger Warning Device (IDWD).

Imminent Danger Warning Device (IDWD) b03:c99:p195
f_b03_004 object_fact

KB-15 KB-15 flash code: Red, on-off 1 second intervals continuous means Imminent Danger.

Red — on-off 1 second intervals continuous: Imminent Danger b03:c99:p195
f_b03_005 in_world_system

KB-15 KB-15 flash code: Red, on 2s off 2s means Imminent lightning storm.

Red — on 2s, off 2s: Imminent lightning storm b03:c99:p195
f_b03_006 in_world_system

KB-15 KB-15 flash code: Green, on 3s off 1s means Pizzup delivery almost here.

Green — on 3s, off 1s: Pizzup delivery almost here b03:c99:p195
f_b03_007 in_world_system

KB-15 KB-15 flash code: Blue, on 5s off 5s means Battery needs charging.

Blue — on 5s, off 5s: Battery needs charging b03:c99:p195
f_b03_008 in_world_system

Smellephant Smellephants are a bit like elephants, but they smell better - they are better at smelling than elephants.

Smellephants are a bit like elephants, but they smell better. And I don't mean they actually smell better, I mean they smell better, if you know what I mean. b03:c99:p199
f_b03_011 world_rule

Smellephant Smellephants can have up to 7 trunks.

they are better at smelling than elephants, because they can have up to 7 trunks. b03:c99:p199
f_b03_012 world_rule

Smellephant Smellephants' favorite place to hang out is smellephant grass.

Their favorite place to hang out in is smellephant grass. Obviously. b03:c99:p199
f_b03_013 world_rule

Smellephant Grass Smellephants love smellephant grass because they can hide in it, it gives great shade, tickles their backs, tastes delicious, and smells pretty good.

Smellephants love it because they can hide in it, and it gives great shade, tickles their backs, tastes delicious, and smells pretty good too. b03:c99:p199
f_b03_014 world_rule

Umbahorra Umbahorras have large friendly-looking features with lovely smiles but devastating grins, due to their halitosis.

Large friendly-looking features with lovely smiles but devastating grins. This is due to their halitosis (stinky breath). b03:c99:p201
f_b03_019 world_rule

Transformer A Transformer is a HIGHLY technical device with over 100 different types, and new models come out each year.

A transformer is a HIGHLY technical device. There are over 100 different types, and new models come out each year. b03:c99:p200
f_b03_021 object_fact

Transformer Dash currently uses a Chobey-2020 Transformer.

Dash currently uses a Chobey-2020. b03:c99:p200
f_b03_022 character_fact

Transformer Dash's transformer uses a RM66 high-voltage battery, which needs to be charged once a week.

Dash's transformer uses a RM66 high-voltage battery, which needs to be charged once a week. No more, no less. b03:c99:p200
f_b03_023 object_fact

Transformer If a Transformer is overcharged, it becomes too powerful; if charged less often than weekly, it becomes too weak.

If charged more often that that, the transformer becomes too powerful... If charged less often than weekly, the transformer becomes too weak. b03:c99:p200
f_b03_024 object_fact

Transformer Full security clearance required to learn more about the Transformer is Level 15c.

If you have FULL security clearance (Level 15c) we will be able to tell you more. b03:c99:p200
f_b03_025 in_world_system

Osteop Milk If you drink Osteop Milk after 8am you might get an upset elbow.

If you drink it after 8am you might get an upset elbow. b03:c99:p197
f_b03_027 world_rule

Osteop Milk Osteop milk tastes better if milked with the left hand.

Their milk tastes better if milked with left hand. b03:c99:p197
f_b03_028 world_rule

Pizzup Pizzup has been known to hover at speeds in excess of 41 miles per hour.

They have been known to hover at speeds in excess of 41 miles per hour. b03:c99:p197
f_b03_031 numeric_fact

Pizzup Eating a pizzup doesn't have any effect on your own gravitational pull.

Disappointingly, eating a pizzup doesn't have any effect on your own gravitational pull. b03:c99:p197
f_b03_032 world_rule

Swedhump Elementary Swedhump Elementary's principal is Mrs. Rosebank.

Principal: Mrs. Rosebank b03:c99:p199
f_b03_035 place_fact

Swedhump Elementary Swedhump Elementary is named after the hump of a swed, a 2-faced humped creature.

Named after the hump of a swed, a 2-faced humped creature. b03:c99:p199
f_b03_036 place_fact

Angel Island Angel Island is a small and very beautiful island in the middle of the Atticus Ocean.

Small and very beautiful island plonk in the middle of the Atticus Ocean. b03:c99:p193
f_b03_042 place_fact

Angel Island Angel Island has one structure on it: a hotel.

One structure on it, a hotel. b03:c99:p193
f_b03_043 place_fact

Angel Island Angel Island is fringed by a coral reef and warm water.

Fringed by a coral reef and warm water. b03:c99:p193
f_b03_044 place_fact

Angel Island Angel Island has probably the world's most beautiful sunrises and sunsets.

Probably the world's most beautiful sunrises and sunsets. b03:c99:p193
f_b03_045 place_fact

Zip-Lining Emporium The Zip-Lining Emporium was designed by Ms. Greenacre.

Designed by Ms. Greenacre. b03:c99:p202
f_b03_054 place_fact

Zip-Lining Emporium The Zip-Lining Emporium has over 2,700 different zip-lines.

Has over 2,700 different zip-lines. b03:c99:p202
f_b03_055 numeric_fact

Moremi Forest Several Hammaphore trees have been found in Moremi Forest.

Several Hammaphore trees have been found in it. b03:c99:p196
f_b03_058 place_fact

Invizizz Invizizzes only sting when they are grumpy, and they are grumpy 77% of the time.

They only sting when they are grumpy but unfortunately they are grumpy 77% of the time. b03:c99:p195
f_b03_064 world_rule

Invizizz Invizizzes are asleep 23% of the time.

The other 23% of the time they are asleep. b03:c99:p195
f_b03_065 numeric_fact

Smushrooms Smushrooms grow on the eastern fringes of Moremi Forest.

Grow on the eastern fringes of Moremi Forest. b03:c99:p199
f_b03_070 place_fact

Hammaphore System The Hammaphore System is the secret underground network that connects all hammaphore trees on the planet.

The Hammaphore System is the secret underground network that connects all hammaphore trees on the planet. b03:c99:p194
f_b03_078 world_rule

Hammaphore System Tunnels and intersections inside the Hammaphore System are very well signposted, making it almost impossible to get lost.

Tunnels and intersections are very well signposted, so it's almost impossible for a Hammafore System Traveler to get lost. b03:c99:p194
f_b03_080 world_rule

Hammaphore System When new hammaphore trees grow, the signposts in the Hammaphore System automatically update.

When new hammaphore trees grow, the signposts automatically update. b03:c99:p194
f_b03_081 world_rule

Hammaphore System Lighting in the Hammaphore System tunnels is provided by natural soil phosphorescence, so no flashlights are needed.

Lighting in the tunnels is provided by natural soil phosphorescence, so no flashlights are needed. b03:c99:p194
f_b03_082 world_rule

Choc-Hotlitt Choc-Hotlitt scores 10/10 for taste, flavor, smell, and overall, compared to hot chocolate's 8.3/10, 9.1/10, 7.5/10, and 8.3/10 respectively.

Taste: 10/10 Flavor: 10/10 Smell: 10/10 Overall: 10/10 b03:c99:p193
f_b03_090 numeric_fact

Cranio-cam Dash and Rob each have a Cranio-cam.

Dash and Rob each have one. b03:c99:p193
f_b03_092 character_fact

Cranio-cam To activate a Cranio-cam, all you need to do is think about it, and out it pops. Same goes for retraction.

To activate a Cranio-cam, all you need to do is think about it, and out it pops. Same goes for retraction. b03:c99:p193
f_b03_093 object_fact

Cranio-cam Cranio-cams are waterproof and their battery lasts forever.

They're waterproof and their battery lasts forever. b03:c99:p193
f_b03_094 object_fact

Cranio-cam Cranio-cams can only be embedded by registered members of the CCEI (Cranio-cam Embedding Institute).

Can only be embedded by registered members of the CCEI (Cranio-cam Embedding Institute). b03:c99:p193
f_b03_095 world_rule

Cranio-cam Photos and films taken with Cranio-cams can be tele-transferred to other people who have Cranio-cams.

Photos and films taken with them can be tele-transferred to other people who have Cranio-cams. b03:c99:p193
f_b03_096 object_fact

Tele-Transfer Tele-transfer is the mind-activated transmission of digital files between Cranio-cams.

Tele-transfer is the mind-activated transmission of digital files between Cranio-cams. b03:c99:p199
f_b03_097 in_world_system

Transponder Tracking Device A TTD only works if the device has been activated; if the user is unable to activate it, they won't emit a signal.

They allow them to find each other in emergencies – provided the device has been activated. So for example, if Rob gets captured but is unable to activate his TDD, he won't emit a signal. b03:c99:p200
f_b03_102 object_fact

Forest-Scallywags Forest-Scallywags' special powers are climbing, camouflage, and wilderness survival.

Special powers: Climbing, camouflage, wilderness survival b03:c99:p194
f_b03_108 character_fact

Forest-Scallywags Forest-Scallywags' weakness is that they laugh very easily.

Weakness: Laugh very easily b03:c99:p194
f_b03_109 character_fact

Forest-Scallywags Forest-Scallywags' typical group size is 5 or more.

Typical group size: 5 or more b03:c99:p194
f_b03_110 numeric_fact

Forest-Scallywags Forest-Scallywags can operate alone.

Operate alone? Yes b03:c99:p194
f_b03_111 character_fact

Forest-Scallywags Forest-Scallywags have a Maximum Jump Distance of 32 feet.

Maximum Jump Distance: 32 feet b03:c99:p194
f_b03_112 numeric_fact

Forest-Scallywags Forest-Scallywags score 6/10 for cleverness, 7/10 for speed, and 8/10 for agility.

Cleverness: 6/10 Speed: 7/10 Agility: 8/10 b03:c99:p194
f_b03_113 numeric_fact

Anti-Invisibility-Goggles Anti-Invisibility Goggles do not work on Mrs. Rosebank, who has been invisible for years.

So they don't work on Mrs. Rosebank, who's been invisible for years. b03:c99:p193
f_b03_116 object_fact

Anti-Invisibility-Goggles Dash and Rob usually carry Anti-Invisibility Goggles in their backpacks.

Dash & Rob usually carry them in their backpacks. b03:c99:p193
f_b03_117 character_fact

Potted-Plant Balancing Potted-Plant Balancing moves are named by count: monuple (1), couple (2), triple (3), quadruple (4), quintuple (5), sextuple (6), septuple (7), octuple (8), nonuple (9), decuple (10).

1: monuple 2: couple 3: triple 4: quadruple 5: quintuple 6: sextuple 7: septuple 8: octuple 9: nonuple 10: decuple b03:c99:p198
f_b03_118 in_world_system

Potted-Plant Balancing Potted-Plant Balancing moves continue: undecuple (11), duodecuple (12), tredecuple (13), quattuordecuple (14), quindecuple (15), sexdecuple (16), septendecuple (17), octodecuple (18), novemdecuple (19), vigintuple (20).

11: undecuple 12: duodecuple 13: tredecuple 14: quattuordecuple 15: quindecuple 16: sexdecuple 17: septendecuple 18: octodecuple 19: novemdecuple 20: vigintuple b03:c99:p198
f_b03_119 in_world_system

Potted-Plant Balancing Potted-Plant Balancing moves continue: unvigintuple (21), duovigintuple (22), trevigintuple (23), quattuorvigintuple (24), quinvigintuple (25), sexvigintuple (26), septenvigintuple (27), octovigintuple (28), novemvigintuple (29), trigintuple (30).

21: unvigintuple 22: duovigintuple 23: trevigintuple 24: quattuorvigintuple 25: quinvigintuple 26: sexvigintuple 27: septenvigintuple 28: octovigintuple 29: novemvigintuple 30: trigintuple b03:c99:p198
f_b03_120 in_world_system

Potted-Plant Balancing Potted-Plant Balancing moves continue: untrigintuple (31), quadragintuple (40), unquadragintuple (41), quinquagintuple (50), sexagintuple (60), septuagintuple (70), octogintuple (80), nongentuple (90), centuple (100), milluple (1,000).

31: untrigintuple 40: quadragintuple 41: unquadragintuple 50: quinquagintuple 60: sexagintuple 70: septuagintuple 80: octogintuple 90: nongentuple 100: centuple 1,000: milluple b03:c99:p198
f_b03_121 in_world_system

World Potted-Plant Balancing Championships The World Potted-Plant Balancing Championships is a highly-competitive annual event.

Highly-competitive annual event. b03:c99:p202
f_b03_123 world_rule

World Potted-Plant Balancing Championships Recent World Potted-Plant Balancing Championship winners: 1958 Mr. Steadyneck; 2000 Constance Noring; 2001 Oliver Sutton; 2002 Eileen Dover; 2003 Ben Dover; 2004 Jim Nazium; 2005 Barb Dwyer; 2006 Mike Raffone; 2007 Sheila Tack; 2008 Mona Lott; 2009 Anita Bath; 2010 Olive Yew.

1958: Mr. Steadyneck 2000: Constance Noring 2001: Oliver Sutton 2002: Eileen Dover 2003: Ben Dover 2004: Jim Nazium 2005: Barb Dwyer 2006: Mike Raffone 2007: Sheila Tack 2008: Mona Lott 2009: Anita Bath 2010: Olive Yew b03:c99:p202
f_b03_124 history

World Potted-Plant Balancing Championships Recent World Potted-Plant Balancing Championship winners continued: 2011 Hosyuh Snumplewidge; 2012 Humperdinck Pinsnoffian; 2013 Augustus Pinsnoffian; 2014 Horatio Pinsnoffian; 2015 Anna Larm; 2016 Mika McLara; 2017 Joshua & Theodore G.W.Smith; 2018 Siena Rennie; 2019 Gabriel Klein; 2020 Eli Mockton.

2011: Hosyuh Snumplewidge 2012: Humperdinck Pinsnoffian 2013: Augustus Pinsnoffian 2014: Horatio Pinsnoffian 2015: Anna Larm 2016: Mika McLara 2017: Joshua & Theodore G.W.Smith 2018: Siena Rennie 2019: Gabriel Klein 2020: Eli Mockton b03:c99:p202
f_b03_125 history

Collum Ollum Collum Ollum once tested whether eating pizzup makes you float by eating a dozen big pizzups; it did not make him float, but made him vomit.

Collum Ollum once tested this by eating a dozen pizzups. Big ones. It didn't make him float, but did make him vomit. b03:c99:p197
f_b03_128 character_fact

Nonsencycle A nonsencycle is a ridiculous noncycle, i.e. a 9-wheeled bicycle that doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

A nonsencycle is ridiculous noncycle, i.e. a 9-wheeled bicycle that doesn't make a whole lot of sense. b03:c99:p197
f_b03_129 world_rule

Collum Ollum Collum Ollum doesn't have one nonsencycle - he has two.

Collum Ollum doesn't have one. He has two. b03:c99:p197
f_b03_130 character_fact

Devil-Cat Devil-Cat tends to partner with criminals.

Tends to partner with criminals. b03:c99:p194
f_b03_134 character_fact

Devil-Cat Devil-Cat fears nothing but fruit and is terrified of watermelons.

Fears nothing but fruit. Terrified of watermelons. b03:c99:p194 b03:c99:p206
f_b03_135 character_fact

Devil-Cat Devil-Cat loves vegetables, especially carrots.

However, he loves vegetables, especially carrots. b03:c99:p194
f_b03_136 character_fact

Witch Nose Island The water around Devil Nose Island is freezing and full of shnarks (more vicious than sharks), flesh-eating saw-toothed doublodiles, and killer electric rays.

The water around it is freezing and full of shnarks (which are more vicious than sharks), flesh-eating, saw-toothed doublodiles and killer electric rays. b03:c99:p202
f_b03_138 place_fact

SPIN Radio Very few SPIN Radios exist and only highly-trained experts are allowed to use them.

Very few exist and only-highly trained experts are allowed to use them. b03:c99:p198
f_b03_142 object_fact

SPIN Radio The SPIN Radio folds up to the size of a small pea.

It folds up to the size of a small pea. b03:c99:p198
f_b03_143 object_fact

Rob Newman Rob Newman usually has a SPIN Radio with him.

Rob Newman usually has one with him. b03:c99:p198
f_b03_144 character_fact

Micro Modulated Shrinkulator The Micro-Modulated Shrinkulator can only be used if you have a Clearance Certificate which requires 3 months of training.

Only to be used if you have a Clearance Certificate which requires 3 months of training. b03:c99:p196
f_b03_146 world_rule

Micro Modulated Shrinkulator Once you shrink something with the Micro-Modulated Shrinkulator, it cannot be undone.

Once you shrink something with it, it cannot be undone. b03:c99:p196
f_b03_147 object_fact

Triplocopter Police Triplocopters are triple-helicopters invented by G. & J. Tarrow Siblings Inc. in 2010.

Triple-helicopters invented by G. & J. Tarrow Siblings Inc. in 2010. b03:c99:p200
f_b03_148 object_fact

Triplocopter Triplocopters are the equivalent of three helicopters stuck together.

The equivalent of three helicopters stuck together. b03:c99:p200
f_b03_149 object_fact

Triplocopter Triplocopters are sixty one times faster and seventeen times more powerful than regular helicopters.

They are sixty one times faster and seventeen times more powerful than regular helicopters b03:c99:p200
f_b03_150 numeric_fact

Triplocopter Triplocopters are more complicated to fly than regular helicopters.

though more complicated to fly. b03:c99:p200
f_b03_151 object_fact

James Hogsbottom The test pilot of the first Triplocopter was James Hogsbottom, who teaches Paper Airplane class at Swedhump Elementary.

The test pilot of the first version was James Hogsbottom, who teaches Paper Airplane class at Swedhump Elementary. b03:c99:p200
f_b03_152 character_fact

Triplocopter There have been no reported triplocopter crashes to date.

There have been no reported triplocopter crashes to date. b03:c99:p200
f_b03_153 numeric_fact

Scallywags There are many different types of scallywag, and each type has its own fighting techniques, strengths and weaknesses.

There are many different types of scallywag. Each type has its own fighting techniques, strengths and weaknesses. b03:c99:p198
f_b03_157 world_rule

Gronville Honkersmith Gronville Honkersmith has been known to do a Gronvosault (somersaulting into a wall).

Gronvosault (somersaulting into a wall – Gronville Honkersmith has been known to do this) b03:c99:p201
f_b03_161 character_fact

G. & J. Tarrow Siblings Inc. G. & J. Tarrow Siblings Inc. invented the Triplocopter in 2010.

Triple-helicopters invented by G. & J. Tarrow Siblings Inc. in 2010. b03:c99:p200
f_b03_176 history

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