Book 12B

Dash Candoo Dash Candoo is described as the hero of these stories.

Dash Candoo Hero of these stories b12b:c00:p004

Rob Newman Rob Newman is Dash's friend.

Rob Newman Friend b12b:c00:p004

Mr. Rosebank Mr. Rosebank is the husband of Mrs. Rosebank and a world-famous inventor.

Mr. Rosebank Husband of Mrs. Rosebank and world famous inventor b12b:c00:p004

Elijah Froffington Elijah Froffington is a world-famous soup chef.

Elijah Froffington World-famous soup chef b12b:c00:p004

Gronville Honkersmith Gronville Honkersmith is a classmate of Dash.

Gronville Honkersmith Classmate b12b:c00:p004

Greta Gretchen-Hoffer Greta Gretchen-Hoffer is Dash's friend.

Greta Gretchen-Hoffer Friend b12b:c00:p004

Ellen Ellenbogen Ellen Ellenbogen is Dash's friend.

Ellen Ellenbogen Friend b12b:c00:p004

Jonjon-Jonjon-Jonjon Johnson Jonjon-Jonjon-Jonjon Johnson is a classmate of Dash and is the twin of Jeanjean.

Jonjon-Jonjon-Jonjon Johnson Classmate, twin of Jeanjean b12b:c00:p004

Jeanjean-Jeanjean-Jeanjean Johnson Jeanjean-Jeanjean-Jeanjean Johnson is a classmate of Dash and is the twin of Jonjon.

Jeanjean-Jeanjean-Jeanjean Johnson Classmate, twin of Jonjon b12b:c00:p004

Ms. Woodhouse Ms. Woodhouse teaches Soup-Tasting and Appreciating.

Ms. Woodhouse Soup-Tasting and Appreciating teacher b12b:c00:p005

Devil-Cat Devil Cat is described as an enemy fighter.

Devil Cat Enemy fighter b12b:c00:p005

Bernice Wiggle Bernice Wiggle is described as a confused teacher.

Bernice Wiggle Confused teacher b12b:c00:p005

The President, Her Most Excellent Harriet Gladiolus the 49th The President's full title is Her Most Excellent Harriet Gladiolus the 49th.

The President, Her Most Excellent Harriet Gladiolus the 49th b12b:c00:p005

Sock-Scallywags The Sock-Scallywags are enemy fighters.

Sock-Scallywags Enemy fighters b12b:c00:p005

Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose Professor Inspector Josiah Stumpnose is the Principal of Stumpnose Elementary.

Professor Inspector Josiah Stumpnose Principal of Stumpnose Elementary b12b:c00:p005

Mr Sealikk-Hanth Mr. Sealikk-Hanth teaches Fishbowl-on-Head.

Mr Sealikk-Hanth Fishbowl-on-Head teacher b12b:c00:p005

Moira Memphis Moira Memphis is a famous TV-presenter and TV production teacher.

Moira Memphis Famous TV-presenter and TV production teacher b12b:c00:p005

Sir Oswald McChuckle Sir Oswald McChuckle is a joke-telling teacher.

Sir Oswald McChuckle Joke-telling teacher b12b:c00:p005

Swedhump Elementary Swedhump Elementary has a Triplo-Port located near the south-western corner of its campus.

It is located near the south-westernern corner of the Swedhump Elementary campus. b12b:c00:p006 b12b:c99:p268

Grand Presidential Ballroom The Grand Presidential Ballroom's full name is Grand Presidential Ballroom Auditorium Hall #18.

Grand Presidential Ballroom Auditorium Hall #18 b12b:c00:p006 b12b:c08:p187

Principal Zofis The Nyee-ee at Swedhump Elementary is mounted on the Principal Zofis.

The Nyee-ee at Swedhump Elementary is mounted on the Principal Zofis b12b:c00:p006 b12b:c99:p245

Move #664 (Tea-Sip) Move #664 - Chestnut Cluster is a Smell-Proof Defensive Move.

"664 - Chestnut Cluster!" shouted Rob. A classic Smell-Proof Defensive Move. b12b:c01:p013

Anti-Smell Shield The Anti-Smell Shield is usually backpack-mounted.

Rob extricated the Anti-Smell Shield from his backpack. b12b:c01:p014

Move #664 (Tea-Sip) Move #664 - Chestnut Cluster requires deployment of an Anti-Smell Shield.

Smell-Proof Defensive Move. Requires deployment of an Anti-Smell Shield. b12b:c01:p013 b12b:c99:p240

Move #9,425 (Cave Bear Defense) Move #9,425 (Cave Bear Defense) is a robust defensive move specifically designed for use in dark, confined spaces.

Robust defensive move. Specifically designed for use in dark, confined spaces. b12b:c02:p029 b12b:c99:p241

Mokatron 888 The Mokatron 888 is an extremely versatile and sophisticated DRD (digital recording device) that can shoot high-definition, digital footage for up to 24 hours straight.

This is an extremely versatile and sophisticted DRD (digital recording device). It is very compact, can shoot high-definition, digital footage for up to 24 hours straight. b12b:c02:p049 b12b:c99:p234

Mokatron 888 The Mokatron 888 has a retractable screen and a button to play back clips.

I took it out, pressed the button and the retractable screen unfolded. The clip began to play. b12b:c02:p050

Elijah Froffington Elijah Froffington has a sofa in his office on Froff-Force-1.

After the first tasting, I came back to Froff-Force-1 for a rest on my sofa. b12b:c02:p039

Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose Professor Josiah Stumpnose always smells of sardine.

For Josiah Stumpnose always smelt of sardine. Sometimes ever so slightly. Sometimes not so slightly at all. b12b:c03:p058

Stumpnose Elementary Stumpnose Elementary smells of sardines in some areas.

Smells of sardines in some areas. b12b:c03:p056 b12b:c99:p262

JJ-99 Communication Emulsifier The JJ-99 Communication Emulsifier functions as an extremely powerful walkie-talkie.

From under his hat Rob pulled out a small JJ-99 Communication Emulsifier. Functions as an extremely powerful walkie-talkie. b12b:c03:p060 b12b:c99:p228

Warp-vortex A warp-vortex allows the warpee (owner) plus sub-warpee (passenger) to move from one place to another in a trilli-second.

a warp-vortex allows the warpee (owner) plus sub-warpee (passenger) to move from one place to another in a trilli-second. b12b:c03:p064 b12b:c99:p269

MRX-34 Laser The MRX-34 Laser is small, concealable, and very powerful; ideal for cutting through things.

Small, concealable, very powerful laser. Ideal for cutting through things. b12b:c03:p071 b12b:c99:p243

snausage A snausage is like a sausage, but better; they taste nicer, smell nicer, look nicer, and sound nicer when being fried or boiled, and are easier to cook.

A snausage is like a sausage, but better. They taste nicer, smell nicer, look nicer, and actually sound nicer than regular sausages when being fried or boiled. They are also much easier to cook. b12b:c03:p062 b12b:c99:p256

Froff-Force 1 Froff-Force-1 has a cargo bay with three doors: a rooftop trapdoor (openable only from above), a main door to the outside, and a side door.

This cargo bay has three doors. [1] The rooftop trapdoor. Forget that, it can only be opened from above. [2] The main door to the outside. [3] This side door. b12b:c03:p068 b12b:c03:p069

Froff-Force 1 Froff-Force-1 has highly sophisticated quadruple locking mechanisms.

My craft has highly sophisticated locking mechanisms. It was a quadruple lock! b12b:c03:p070 b12b:c03:p071

Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose Professor Josiah Stumpnose disguised himself as Chef Froffington using a perfect mask of Froff.

He had a perfect mask of Froff, and he was furtively covering his face with it! b12b:c03:p056

Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose Professor Josiah Stumpnose is the arch-rival and arch-enemy of Mrs. Rosebank.

Arch-rival and arch-enemy of Mrs. Rosebank! b12b:c03:p056

Numbifyer The Numbifyer is a single beam attack device; the target immediately starts going numb.

Single beam attack device. Target immediately starts going numb. b12b:c04:p097 b12b:c99:p244

Move #331 (Relentless Sock Counter-Attack) Move #331 (Relentless Sock Counter-Attack) is used exclusively by Sock Scallywags.

Used exclusively by Sock Scallywags. b12b:c04:p092 b12b:c99:p237

Move #479 (Pronking Sea-Slug) Move #479 (Pronking Sea-Slug) is a classic Defense-Attack move.

Classic Defense-Attack move. b12b:c04:p088 b12b:c99:p238

Move #480 (Rampaging Mongoose with Full Banana Deployment) Move #480 (Rampaging Mongoose with Full Banana Deployment) is a pure attack move.

This is a pure attack move. b12b:c04:p090 b12b:c99:p238

Ms. Woodhouse Ms. Woodhouse's real name is Sorendetta Swedhump, and she is the wife of Professor Inspector Josiah Stumpnose.

I'm Sorendetta Swedhump you little fool! Professor Inspector Josiah Stumpnose is my HUSBAND! b12b:c05:p108

Dr. Stella Briscoe Dr. Stella Briscoe is the real soup-tasting teacher who was replaced by the impostor Ms. Woodhouse.

Your real tasting teacher, Dr. Briscoe, woke up perfectly healthy. b12b:c05:p109

Snigg-Worm A snigg-worm was dropped into Dr. Briscoe's morning porridge using a specially modified insect-spy-cam to make her ill.

She only became "ill" when, after using an specially modified insect-spy-cam, we dropped a snigg-worm into her morning porridge. b12b:c05:p109

Insect-Spy-Cam The Insect-Spy-Cam is a flying camera that looks like an insect.

Flying camera that looks like an insect. b12b:c05:p109 b12b:c99:p227

Snigg-Worm The snigg-worm is a small orange worm that when eaten by a human results in stomach cramps and diarrhea.

Small orange worm that when eaten by a human results in stomach cramps and diarrhea. b12b:c05:p109 b12b:c99:p257

Combat Socks Combat Socks are a highly-dangerous weapon used exclusively by Sock-Scallywags.

Highly-dangerous weapon used exclusively by Sock-Scallywags. b12b:c05:p121 b12b:c99:p218

Moustacherang A moustacherang is a boomerang made out of actual moustache hair.

A moustacherang is an boomerang made out of actual moustache hair. b12b:c05:p128 b12b:c99:p235

Small Building Locking Device The Small Building Locking Device (SBLD) locks small buildings such as portable toilets and garden sheds, and is made of krypto-fiber.

Device that locks small buildings such as portable toilets and garden sheds. Made of krypto-fiber. b12b:c05:p134 b12b:c99:p254

Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose Professor Josiah Stumpnose was purposefully making the soup awful in order to embarrass Swedhump Elementary so The President would refuse to give the award and fire Mrs. Rosebank.

I'm purposefully making the soup awful. And you know why? To embarrass your school! The President will be so angry that she will refuse to give the award, and she will fire Mrs. Rosebank! b12b:c05:p118

Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose Professor Josiah Stumpnose intended to become the next Principal of Swedhump Elementary after Mrs. Rosebank was fired.

And who, the world might ask, will be the next Principal of Swedhump Elementary? It will be ME! b12b:c05:p119

Banana Soup Royale Banana Soup Royale needs at least a day to prepare.

There's no way I can make Banana Soup Royale! It needs at least a day! b12b:c06:p158

Mrs. Hogmanny-Hog-Mahomm Mrs. Hogmanny-Hog-Mahomm teaches Vegetables and first appeared in Book 1.

Mrs. Hogmanny-Hog-Mahomm (Vegetables) Teachers starring in TM Book 1! b12b:c07:p166

Mrs. Tadros Mrs. Tadros teaches Science and first appeared in Book 1.

Mrs. Tadros (Science) Teachers starring in TM Book 1! b12b:c07:p166 b12b:c99:p287

Mr. Grodzinsky Mr. Grodzinski teaches Wobble Ball and first appeared in Book 1.

Mr. Grodzinski (Wobble Ball) Teachers starring in TM Book 1! b12b:c07:p166 b12b:c99:p280

Mr. Darling Mr. Darling teaches Math and first appeared in Book 1.

Mr. Darling (Math) Teachers starring in TM Book 1! b12b:c07:p166 b12b:c99:p284

Mrs. Belch-Hick Mrs. Belch-Hick teaches English and first appeared in Book 1.

Mrs. Belch-Hick (English) Teachers starring in TM Book 1! b12b:c07:p166 b12b:c99:p279

James Hogsbottom Mr. Hogsbottom teaches Paper Airplanes and first appeared in Book 1.

Mr. Hogsbottom (Paper Airplanes) Teachers starring in TM Book 1! b12b:c07:p166 b12b:c99:p284

Mrs. Zhonst Mrs. Zhonst teaches Face Pulling and first appeared in Book 2.

Mrs. Zhonst (Face Pulling) Teachers starring in TM Book 2! b12b:c07:p167 b12b:c99:p279

Dr. Williams Dr. Williams teaches First Aid and first appeared in Book 2.

Dr. Williams (First Aid) Teachers starring in TM Book 2! b12b:c07:p167 b12b:c99:p280

Ms. Woodhouse Ms. Woodhouse teaches Art and first appeared in Book 2.

Ms. Woodhouse (Art) Teachers starring in TM Book 2! b12b:c07:p167 b12b:c99:p276

Mr. Proudfoot Mr. Proudfoot teaches Dance and first appeared in Book 2.

Mr. Proudfoot (Dance) Teachers starring in TM Book 2! b12b:c07:p167 b12b:c99:p287

Mr. Plumtree Mr. Plumtree teaches Plumbing and first appeared in Book 2.

Mr. Plumtree (Plumbing) Teachers starring in TM Book 2! b12b:c07:p167 b12b:c99:p285

Mr. Ibis Mr. Ibis teaches Bicycle-Building and first appeared in Book 2.

Mr. Ibis (Bicycle-Building) Teachers starring in TM Book 2! b12b:c07:p167 b12b:c99:p277

Ms. Greenacre Ms. Greenacre teaches Zip-lining and first appeared in Book 3.

Ms. Greenacre (Zip-lining) Teachers starring in TM Book 3! b12b:c07:p168 b12b:c99:p288

Mrs. Wobblethorpe Mrs. Wobblethorpe teaches Bed-Jumping and first appeared in Book 3.

Mrs. Wobblethorpe (Bed-Jumping) Teachers starring in TM Book 3! b12b:c07:p168 b12b:c99:p277

Mrs. Ozniak Mrs. Ozniak teaches History and first appeared in Book 3.

Mrs. Ozniak (History) Teachers starring in TM Book 3! b12b:c07:p168 b12b:c99:p281

Mr. McYawn Mr. McYawn teaches Really Boring Class and first appeared in Book 3.

Mr. McYawn (Really Boring Class Teachers starring in TM Book 3! b12b:c07:p168 b12b:c99:p286

Mr. Steadyneck Mr. Steadyneck teaches Potted-Plant Balancing and first appeared in Book 3.

Mr. Steadyneck (Potted-Plant Balancing Teachers starring in TM Book 3! b12b:c07:p168 b12b:c99:p285

Mr. Rrr-Tökk-Tökk Mr. Rrr-Tokk-Tokk teaches the Pause! Game and first appeared in Book 4.

Mr. Rrr-Tökk-Tökk (Pause! Game) Teachers starring in TM Book 4! b12b:c07:p169 b12b:c99:p284

Ms. Glamorgan Ms. Glamorgan teaches Egyptology and first appeared in Book 4.

Ms. Glamorgan (Egyptology) Teachers starring in TM Book 4! b12b:c07:p169 b12b:c99:p279

Ms. Glissicle Ms. Glissicle teaches Waterslide and first appeared in Book 4.

Ms. Glissicle (Waterslide) Teachers starring in TM Book 4! b12b:c07:p169 b12b:c99:p288

Mr. Nomsa-Nomsa-Nomsa Mr. Nomsa-Nomsa-Nomsa teaches Hole-Digging and first appeared in Book 4.

Mr. Nomsa-Nomsa-Nomsa (Hole-Digging) Teachers starring in TM Book 4! b12b:c07:p169 b12b:c99:p281

Ms. M'Punn-Dinn-Gurry Ms. M'Punn-Dinn-Gurry teaches Annoying and first appeared in Book 5.

Ms. M'Punn-Dinn-Gurry (Annoying) Teachers starring in TM Book 5! b12b:c07:p170 b12b:c99:p276

Mr. Ghogghh Mr. Ghogghh teaches Highly Irritating and first appeared in Book 5.

Mr. Ghogghh (Highly Irritating) Teachers starring in TM Book 5! b12b:c07:p170 b12b:c99:p281

Homputer 44573X Homputer 44573X teaches Cooking and first appeared in Book 5.

Homputer 44573X (Cooking) Teachers starring in TM Book 5! b12b:c07:p170 b12b:c99:p278

Mr. Stinson Mr. Stinson teaches Ceiling Throw and first appeared in Book 5.

Mr. Stinson (Ceiling Throw) Teachers starring in TM Book 5! b12b:c07:p170 b12b:c99:p278

Mr. Ape-Rickott Mr. Ape-Rikott teaches Treehouse Class and first appeared in Book 8.

Mr. Ape-Rikott (Treehouse Class) Teachers starring in TM Book 8! b12b:c07:p171 b12b:c99:p288

Ms. Epiglottis Mrs. Epiglottis teaches SHOUT Class and first appeared in Book 8.

Mrs. Epiglottis (SHOUT Class) Teachers starring in TM Book 8! b12b:c07:p171 b12b:c99:p287

Ms. Over-Dew Ms. Over-Dew teaches Being Late Class and first appeared in Book 8.

Ms. Over-Dew (Being Late Class) Teachers starring in TM Book 8! b12b:c07:p171 b12b:c99:p277

Mr. Billfinch Mr. Billfinch teaches Marble-Run Building and first appeared in Book 9.

Mr. Billfinch (Marble-Run Building) Teachers starring in TM Book 9! b12b:c07:p172 b12b:c99:p283

Mrs. Glitchegrocken Mrs. Glitchegrocken teaches Marble-Polishing-Machine Building and first appeared in Book 9.

Mrs. Glitchegrocken (Marble-Polishing-Machine Building) Teachers starring in TM Book 9! b12b:c07:p172 b12b:c99:p283

Mrs. FRRT Mrs. FRRT teaches Physics and first appeared in Book 9.

Mrs. FRRT (Physics) Teachers starring in TM Book 9! b12b:c07:p172 b12b:c99:p285

Mr. Petty-Goash-Zharmb Mr. Petty-Goash-Zharmb teaches Leaning Slightly to the Left and first appeared in Book 10.

Mr. Petty-Goash-Zharmb (Leaning Slightly to the Left) Teachers starring in TM Book 10! b12b:c07:p173 b12b:c99:p283

Mrs. Fidwidge Mrs. Fidwidge teaches Napkin-Folding and first appeared in Book 10; she was given special permission from the police to attend the last day of term.

Mrs. Fidwidge (Napkin-Folding)* * Given special permission from the police to attend the last day of term. Teachers starring in TM Book 10! b12b:c07:p173 b12b:c99:p284

Mr. H. Mr. H. teaches Hamster-Wheel Building and first appeared in Book 10.

Mr. H. (Hamster-Wheel Building) Teachers starring in TM Book 10! b12b:c07:p173 b12b:c99:p281

Jezebel McNeigh Jezebel McNeigh teaches Schwaltz and first appeared in Book 10.

Jezebel McNeigh (Schwaltz) Teachers starring in TM Book 10! b12b:c07:p173 b12b:c99:p286

Ms. Inflatorious Ms. Inflatorious teaches Bubble-Blowing and first appeared in Book 10.

Ms. Inflatorious (Bubble-Blowing) Teachers starring in TM Book 10! b12b:c07:p173 b12b:c99:p277

Mr. K. Mr. K. teaches Kite Acrobatics and Building and first appeared in Book 10.

Mr. K. (Kite Acrobatics & Building) Teachers starring in TM Book 10! b12b:c07:p173 b12b:c99:p282

Dr. Quilonius Khumber Dr. Quilonius Khumber teaches Grozint Sandwich-Making and first appeared in Book 10.

Dr. Quilonius Khumber (Grozint Sandwich-Making) Teachers starring in TM Book 10! b12b:c07:p173 b12b:c99:p280

Ms. McMuffin Ms. McMuffin teaches Baking and first appeared in Book 11.

Ms. McMuffin (Baking) Teachers starring in TM Book 11! b12b:c07:p174 b12b:c99:p276

Mr. Gronken-Snodt-Hick Mr. Gronken-Snodt-Hick teaches Elbow Cornering and first appeared in Book 11.

Mr. Gronken-Snodt-Hick (Elbow Cornering) Teachers starring in TM Book 11! b12b:c07:p174 b12b:c99:p279

Dr. Morris Bubble-Thorpe Dr. Morris Bubble-Thorpe teaches Chocolate Fountain and first appeared in Book 11.

Dr. Morris Bubble-Thorpe (Chocolate Fountain) Teachers starring in TM Book 11! b12b:c07:p174 b12b:c99:p278

Mr Sealikk-Hanth Mr. Sealikk-Hanth (Fishbowl-on-Head) and Sir Oswald McChuckle (Joke-telling) and Bernice Wiggle (Confused) first appeared in Book 12.

TEACHERS STARRING IN THIS BOOK! Mr. Sealikk-Hanth (Fishbowl-on-Head) Oswald McChuckle (Joke-telling) & Bernice Wiggle (Confused) b12b:c07:p175

The President, Her Most Excellent Harriet Gladiolus the 49th The President was seen to smile in public for the first time in recorded history after tasting the soup.

THE PRESIDENT WAS BEEN SEEN TO SMILE IN PUBLIC! b12b:c08:p202

The President, Her Most Excellent Harriet Gladiolus the 49th The President presented Mrs. Rosebank the prize for the Hairiest Elementary School in the Sub-Region.

The President, still smiling, presented Mrs. Rosebank the prize for the Hairiest Elementary School in the Sub-Region. b12b:c08:p204

HALDOS Hula The HALDOS Hula is a traditional school butt-hula deployed to ensure the summer holidays will be long, fruitful and fun.

A traditional school butt-hula, deployed to ensure the summer holidays will be long, fruitful and fun. b12b:c08:p207 b12b:c99:p225

Triplo-pad The Triplo-Port is like a heli-pad, but for triplocopters, other flying craft and mechanized dirigibles.

This is like a heli-pad, but for triplocopters, other flying craft and mechanized dirigibles. b12b:c99:p268

Triplo-pad On the NE corner of the Triplo-pad is a tool shed, and the fuelling station is under the landing pad, accessed via a sliding door interface on the western side.

On the NE corner of the triplo-pad is a tool shed, and the fuelling station is actually under the landing pad, accessed via a sliding door interface on the western side. b12b:c99:p268

Triplo-pad The Triplo-pad is operational at night, identifiable from the air by a fully illuminated letter T.

The triplo-pad is operational at night, identifiable from the air by a fully illuminated letter T. b12b:c99:p268

JJ-99 Communication Emulsifier Dash, Rob, Greta and Ellen usually have JJ-99 Communication Emulsifiers in their backpacks.

Comes with several receivers. Dash, Rob, Greta and Ellen usually have them in their backpacks. b12b:c99:p228

JJ-99 Communication Emulsifier The JJ-99 Communication Emulsifier is charged by the user's body-heat.

Charged by user's body-heat. b12b:c99:p228

JJ-99 Communication Emulsifier The JJ-99 Communication Emulsifier has a distance efficacy of 2,500 miles on flat land.

On flat land: 2,500 miles b12b:c99:p228

JJ-99 Communication Emulsifier The JJ-99 Communication Emulsifier has a distance efficacy of 200-300 miles in mountainous terrain.

Mountainous terrain: 200-300 miles b12b:c99:p228

JJ-99 Communication Emulsifier The JJ-99 Communication Emulsifier has a distance efficacy of 200 miles under water.

Under water: 200 miles b12b:c99:p228

JJ-99 Communication Emulsifier The JJ-99 Communication Emulsifier has a distance efficacy of 100 miles underground.

Underground: 100 miles b12b:c99:p228

JJ-99 Communication Emulsifier The JJ-99 Communication Emulsifier has a distance efficacy of 100-200,000 miles in space.

In space: 100-200,000 miles b12b:c99:p228

Warp-vortex Warp-vortexes are typically backpack-mounted; pocket versions exist but are expensive.

Warp-vortexes are typically backpack-mounted. Pocket versions do exist but are quite expensive. b12b:c99:p269

Warp-vortex Each warp-vortex has its own password, which users will not share.

Each warp-vortex has its own password, which the users will not share under any circumstances (so don't even ask). b12b:c99:p269

Warp-vortex When doing a round-trip with a warp-vortex, the warpee uses the input nozzle to get there, and the output nozzle to return.

When doing a round-trip, the warpee uses the input nozzle to get there, and the output nozzle to return. b12b:c99:p269

Warp-vortex Full Combat Extrication entails deploying the warp-vortex during actual combat to escape.

Full Combat Extrication entails deploying the warp-vortex during actual combat to escape. b12b:c99:p269

Warp-vortex The warp-vortex is a highly classified (top-secret) piece of equipment.

The warp-vortex is actually a highly classified (top-secret) piece of equipment. b12b:c99:p270

MRX-34 Laser The MRX-34 Laser is probably the only tool able to cut through krypto-web.

Probably the only tool able to cut through krypto-web. b12b:c99:p243

MRX-34 Laser The MRX-34 Laser can also be used for communication.

Can also be used for communication. b12b:c99:p243

MRX-34 Laser A Hemlock-878 is embedded in every MRX-34 Laser, rendering them harmless to living beings so they cannot be used as weapons.

The Chief Inventions Officer at Savuti Technologies (Dr. Muizenberg) decreed that a Hemlock-878 be embedded in every laser the company ever produces. This renders them harmless to living beings, so they cannot be used as weapons. b12b:c99:p243

MRX-34 Laser Removal of the Hemlock-878 from the MRX-34 Laser renders the laser inoperable.

Removal of the Hemlock-878 renders the laser inoperable, so even if the devices get into bad hands, they cannot be used to harm anyone. b12b:c99:p243

MRX-34 Laser The MRX-34 Laser works perfectly in deep space and under water.

The laser works perfectly in deep space and under water. b12b:c99:p243

MRX-34 Laser The MRX-34 Laser is developed by Savuti Technologies Inc.

Another fantastic device developed by Savuti Technologies Inc. b12b:c99:p243

Insect-Spy-Cam The Insect-Spy-Cam can reduce to the size of a regular house-fly in mid-flight.

Size can change in mid flight, and can reduce to the size of a regular house-fly. b12b:c99:p227

Insect-Spy-Cam The Insect-Spy-Cam has inbuilt anti-radar jammers making it undetectable.

Inbuilt sophisticated anti-radar jammers make it undetectable b12b:c99:p227

Insect-Spy-Cam The Insect-Spy-Cam has CWAM (Capatulated Wing Audio Muffling) making it 100% silent during flight.

CWAM (Capatulated Wing Audio Muffling) makes it 100% silent during flight. b12b:c99:p227

Insect-Spy-Cam Multiple versions of the Insect-Spy-Cam exist, including grasshoppers, ladybugs, regular houseflies, gnats, wasps, bees, invizizzes and mosquitoes.

Multiple different versions exist, including grasshoppers, ladybugs, regular houseflies, gnats, wasps, bees, invizizzes and mosquitoes. b12b:c99:p227

Insect-Spy-Cam The Insect-Spy-Cam is manufactured by Grovenhopper Industries Inc.

Manufactured by Grovenhopper Industries Inc. b12b:c99:p227

Snigg-Worm The snigg-worm passes through the human system within an hour.

Passes through the system within an hour. b12b:c99:p257

Snigg-Worm Snigg-worms can be found on the eastern fringes of Moremi Forest.

These worms can be found on the eastern fringes of Moremi Forest. b12b:c99:p257

Snigg-Worm Snigg-worms are the staple food source of Mainly-Smiles.

They seem to be the staple food source of Mainly-Smiles. b12b:c99:p257

Snigg-Worm Snigg-worms are known to be highly effective for fishing in both fresh water and salt water.

Known to be highly effective for fishing (fresh water and salt water). b12b:c99:p257

Numbifyer The Numbifyer's numbing effect lasts 14 minutes and 59 seconds.

The effect lasts 14 minutes and 59 seconds. b12b:c99:p244

Numbifyer It is not known where Numbifyers originated, nor who manufactures them; they tend to land up in criminal hands.

It is not known where these devices originated, nor who manufactures them. What we do know is they tend to land up in criminal hands. b12b:c99:p244

Numbifyer Devil-Cat is believed to have a Numbifyer, although he has not been recorded using it in combat.

Devil-Cat is believed to have one of them, although he has not been recorded using it in combat. b12b:c99:p244

Combat Socks Combat Socks, when thrown during combat, can knock out an opponent by making their muscles go slack.

when thrown during combat can knock out an opponent. They don't actually hurt when they hit you, but seem to make your muscles go slack. b12b:c99:p218

Combat Socks Combat Socks do not usually smell.

Do they smell? Not usually b12b:c99:p218

Combat Socks A Sock-Scallywag's holster can hold 6-12 Combat Socks.

How many fit into a Sock-Scallywag's holster: 6-12 b12b:c99:p218

Moustacherang Moustacherangs are particularly effective against Microscallywags as they are terrified of moustaches.

Particularly effective against Microscallywags as they are terrified of moustaches. b12b:c99:p235

Dash Candoo Dash usually has a quiver of moustacherangs in his backpack.

Dash usually has a quiver of moustacherangs in his backpack. b12b:c99:p235

Moustacherang The general rule is the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang.

The general rule is the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang. b12b:c99:p235

Moustacherang Using moustache hair from someone who was involved in combat can make a better moustacherang.

Using the moustache of someone who was themselves involved in combat, can be helpful. b12b:c99:p236

Small Building Locking Device The SBLD was initially developed by Mr. Rosebank to prevent anyone from breaking into his inventions shed.

It was initially developed by Mr. Rosebank to prevent anyone from breaking into his inventions shed. b12b:c99:p254

Small Building Locking Device The SBLD is now manufactured under license by Hansen & Johnson.

Now manufactured under license by Hansen & Johnson. b12b:c99:p254

Small Building Locking Device Hansen & Johnson also make mini versions of the SBLD such as quadcycle locks.

They also make mini versions such as quadcycle locks. b12b:c99:p254

Move #331 (Relentless Sock Counter-Attack) Move #331 is fast and aggressive and usually ends in victory.

Fast and aggressive, this is a VERY dangerous move which usually ends in victory. b12b:c99:p237

Move #331 (Relentless Sock Counter-Attack) Move #331 involves Sock-Scallywags throwing multiple combat socks and smelly socks in large quantities.

Involves Sock-Scallywags throwing multiple combat socks and smelly socks in large quantities. b12b:c99:p237

Move #331 (Relentless Sock Counter-Attack) No combat situations have been documented where Move #331 has not resulted in rapid victory.

No combat situations have been documented where this move has not resulted in rapid victory. b12b:c99:p237

Move #479 (Pronking Sea-Slug) The main aim of Move #479 is to look ridiculous, creating uncertainty in the enemy's mind.

The main aim of this move is to look ridiculous. b12b:c99:p238

Move #479 (Pronking Sea-Slug) Move #479 is often followed by a proper attack move such as Move #480 (Rampaging Mongoose with Full Banana Deployment).

Often followed by a proper attack move, such as 480 (Rampaging Mongoose with Full Banana Deployment). b12b:c99:p238

Move #480 (Rampaging Mongoose with Full Banana Deployment) Move #480 is a highly-sophisticated, technical and very dangerous attack move only allowed to be deployed by qualified, experienced fighters.

This is a highly-sophisticated, technical and very dangerous attack move. Only allowed to be deployed by qualified, experienced fighters. b12b:c99:p239

Move #480 (Rampaging Mongoose with Full Banana Deployment) Move #480 takes one month of full-time training to perfect.

Takes one month of full-time training to perfect. b12b:c99:p239

Move #480 (Rampaging Mongoose with Full Banana Deployment) Move #480 involves four steps: decoy mongoose screech, decoy mongoose rampage, extrication of banana/s from backpack, and throwing of banana/s.

[1] Decoy mongoose screech [2] Decoy mongoose rampage [3] Extrication of banana/s from backpack [4] Throwing of banana/s b12b:c99:p239

Move #664 (Tea-Sip) Move #664 requires at least 2 weeks of full-time training.

This is a highly technical move requiring at least 2 weeks of full-time training. b12b:c99:p240

Move #664 (Tea-Sip) The typical formation for Move #664 is shield-bearer in front, with support fighters behind, then clustering takes place once shield is deployed.

Typical formation is shield-bearer in front, with support fighters behind. Once the shield is deployed, clustering takes place. b12b:c99:p240

Move #9,425 (Cave Bear Defense) Move #9,425 involves fighters clustering together until their shoulders are touching, then they deploy.

Fighters cluster together until their shoulders are touching, then they deploy. b12b:c99:p241

Move #9,425 (Cave Bear Defense) Move #9,425 can be used by clusters of up to 20 fighters.

Can be used by clusters of up to 20 fighters. b12b:c99:p241

Airborne Bus Thing The Airborne Bus Thing is a highly advanced airborne people-carrier that can take up to 32 passengers.

Highly advanced airborne people-carrier. Can take up to 32 passengers. b12b:c99:p210

Airborne Bus Thing The ABT has two main passenger levels: a lower level with seating and sleeping cabins, and an upper level with sofas, library, entertainment zone, hot-tubs, saunas, table games and a canteen.

ABTs have two main passenger levels. Lower Passenger Level: Seating and sleeping cabins. Upper Passenger Level: Sofas for relaxing on, a library, an entertainment zone, hot-tubs, saunas, and an array of table games (like ping-pong, foosball and snooker). And most importantly, an extremely well-stocked canteen. b12b:c99:p210

Airborne Bus Thing On the ABT, seating is towards the front of the Lower Passenger Level and cabins are towards the rear.

Seating is towards the front, and cabins towards the rear. b12b:c99:p210

Airborne Bus Thing The ABT's wall configuration in cabins can be changed by flight staff to suit passenger needs, but passengers are not allowed to do this themselves.

An advanced form of sliding walls allow staff to change the cabin configuration to suit passenger needs. Passengers are not allowed to do this themselves. It has to be done by flight staff. b12b:c99:p210

Airborne Bus Thing The ABT's flight deck is at the very top, towards the front where the eye is located.

At the very top, towards the front where the eye is located, is the flight deck. b12b:c99:p210

Airborne Bus Thing The ABT has a maximum speed of 300 mph.

Speeds of up to 300 mph b12b:c99:p210

Airborne Bus Thing The ABT has a flight distance of 600 miles on its primary fuel tank.

Flight distance on primary fuel tank: 600 miles b12b:c99:p210

Airborne Bus Thing The ABT has a flight distance of 150 miles on its secondary fuel tank.

Flight distance on secondary fuel tank: 150 miles b12b:c99:p210

Airborne Bus Thing The ABT is manufactured by G & J Tarrow Siblings Inc.

Manufactured by G & J Tarrow Siblings Inc. b12b:c99:p210

Anti-Smell Shield The Anti-Smell Shield protects the user from all known smells and can be extracted and deployed within three seconds if the user is familiar with its configuration.

This quick-extrication transparent shield protects the user from all known smells. Can be extracted and deployed within three seconds, if the user is familiar with its configuration. b12b:c99:p211

Anti-Smell Shield The Anti-Smell Shield weighs 0.5 kg.

Weight: 0.5 kg (so extremely light) b12b:c99:p211

Anti-Smell Shield The Anti-Smell Shield's base contains micro Krypto-Fibers making it durable.

Durable: Yes. Base contains micro Krypto-Fibers b12b:c99:p211

Anti-Smell Shield The Anti-Smell Shield starts to lose efficacy after the 100th deployment.

Deployment Capacity: Starts to lose efficacy after 100th deployment b12b:c99:p211

Anti-Smell Shield The Anti-Smell Shield is not waterproof.

Waterproof: No b12b:c99:p211

Anti-Smell Shield The Anti-Smell Shield is manufactured by Hansen & Johnson.

Manufacturer: Hansen & Johnson b12b:c99:p211

Anti-Smell Shield A boy named Winston Stansel once accidentally deployed his Anti-Smell Shield in an antiques store, causing extensive damage; his grandmother Debra Stansel had to sell her favorite rare rhinoceros to pay for the damages.

A boy by the name of Winston Stansel once accidentally deployed his in an antiques store, causing extensive damage. His famously cool grandmother, Debra Stansel, had to sell her favorite (and extremely rare) rhinoceros to pay for the damages. b12b:c99:p211

Autograph Collection Atreus Hancock is the world's most famous tree whisperer and can speak over 200 tree languages.

Atreus Hancock: World's most famous tree whisperer (can speak over 200 tree languages) b12b:c99:p212

Autograph Collection Jedrick Snollemolina is the World Waterslide Champion for 2022 and 2023.

Jedrick Snollemolina: World Waterslide Champion (2022, 2023) b12b:c99:p212

Autograph Collection Cicero Summerlee is the World Hover Table Tennis Champion from 2018 to 2022.

Cicero Summerlee: World Hover Table Tennis Champion (2018-2022) b12b:c99:p212

Autograph Collection Rhombus Alberts is the inventor of the Snofa.

Rhombus Alberts: Inventor of the Snofa b12b:c99:p213

Autograph Collection Amelia Sempledribble is the owner of the world's largest sock factory (i.e., the factory that makes the largest socks; the factory itself is quite small).

Amelia Sempledribble: Owner of the world's largest sock factory. By which I mean, it's the factory that makes the largest socks. The factory itself is quite small! b12b:c99:p213

Autograph Collection Kamloops Okotok is the inventor of the Walkie-Shoutie.

Kamloops Okotok: Inventor of the Walkie-Shoutie b12b:c99:p215

Autograph Collection Rutherford Pomfrett is the World Moustache Champion (2023).

Rutherford Pomfrett: World Moustache Champion (2023) b12b:c99:p215

Moira Memphis Moira Memphis is a famed TV presenter and teacher at Swedhump Elementary.

Moira Memphis: Famed TV presenter & teacher at Swedhump Elementary b12b:c99:p215

Choc-Hotlitt Choc-Hotlitt is like hot chocolate, but better.

Like hot chocolate, but better. b12b:c99:p216

Choc-Hotlitt Choc-Hotlitt scores 10/10 in taste, flavor, and smell, giving an overall of 10/10.

Choc-Hotlitt Taste: 10/10 Flavor: 10/10 Smell: 10/10 Overall: 10/10 b12b:c99:p216

Choc-Hotlitt The Choc-Hotlitt recipe originated in a distant village, and the only way to get the recipe is to go to the village.

It originated in a distant village and the only way to get the recipe is to go to the village. b12b:c99:p216

Choc-Hotlitt If you get the Choc-Hotlitt recipe and then share it, you will have very bad luck.

If you go to the village and get the recipe, and then share it, you will have bad luck. Very bad luck. So nobody shares the recipe. b12b:c99:p216

The Foothills The Foothills are 111km east of Swedhump Elementary and are a large range of foot-shaped hills.

111km east of Swedhump Elementary is a large range of foot-shaped hills called The Foothills. b12b:c99:p217

Choc-Hotlitt To get the Choc-Hotlitt recipe, you enter the main western valley of The Foothills, follow the river, turn north after three days at the fork by Snodwood Forest, trek north-north-east for 2 days to a walrus-shaped rock, then head east for one more day to a village, where an elder will send you to the correct village.

If you enter the main western valley of The Foothills, then follow the river, then turn north after three days at the fork in the path by the Snodwood Forest, then trek north-north-east for 2 days till the sunset coincides with a walrus-shaped rock formation to the west, and then head east for one more day, but never deviating from the path, you'll come across a village. b12b:c99:p217

Choc-Hotlitt At the correct village, you hand the little granny a fresh $10 bill (not two $5 bills or ten $1 bills) and she gives you the recipe.

Once you get to the correct village you'll see a booth, usually with a line of people in front of it. Join the line, and when you get to the front, hand the little granny a fresh $10 bill (not two $5 bills or ten $1 bills) and she will give you the recipe. b12b:c99:p217

Sock-Scallywags Sock-Scallywags are not at all common; very rare.

How common: Not at all. Very rare. b12b:c99:p259

Sock-Scallywags Sock-Scallywags are scared of mongeese.

Weakness: Scared of mongeese b12b:c99:p259

Sock-Scallywags Sock-Scallywags have a typical group size of 6 and never operate alone.

Typical group size: 6 Operate alone? Never b12b:c99:p259

Sock-Scallywags Sock-Scallywags have a maximum jump distance of 2 feet.

Maximum Jump Distance: 2 feet b12b:c99:p259

Sock-Scallywags Sock-Scallywags have a cleverness rating of 3/10, speed of 8/10, and agility of 8/10.

Cleverness: 3/10 Speed: 8/10 Agility: 8/10 b12b:c99:p259

Devil-Cat Devil Cat is a cat that for some reason always lands up on the wrong side of the law.

Cat that for some reason always lands up on the wrong side of the law. b12b:c99:p221

Devil-Cat Devil Cat's age is unknown.

Age: Unknown b12b:c99:p221

Devil-Cat Devil Cat is 5 feet tall.

Height: 5ft b12b:c99:p221

Devil-Cat Devil Cat weighs 155 lbs (70kg).

Weight: 155 lbs (70kgs) b12b:c99:p221

Devil-Cat Devil Cat has 2 tails.

Number of tails: 2 b12b:c99:p221

Devil-Cat Devil Cat's favourite foods are pizza and carrots.

Favourite food: Pizza, carrots b12b:c99:p221

Devil-Cat Devil Cat's favourite drinks are pizza juice and carrot juice.

Favourite drinks: Pizza juice, carrot juice b12b:c99:p221

Devil-Cat Devil Cat is terrified of watermelons.

Terrified of: Watermelons b12b:c99:p221

Devil-Cat Devil Cat's profession is master-burglar, chaos-causer, and normality-disrupter.

Profession: Master-burglar, chaos-causer, normality-disrupter b12b:c99:p221

Devil-Cat Devil Cat's main hobby is sleeping, and he sleeps 16 hours per day.

Main hobby: Sleeping Hours of sleep per day: 16 b12b:c99:p221

Devil-Cat Devil Cat is scared of watermelons because of an incident involving an exploding watermelon, described in over 80 pages in The Adventures of Devil-Cat Volume 1.

The answer actually involves an exploding watermelon, but it's such a long story that it takes over 80 pages to explain! You can read all about it in THE ADVENTURES OF DEVIL-CAT Volume 1. b12b:c99:p222

Devil-Cat Devil Cat has his own series: The Adventures of Devil-Cat, with at least five volumes.

Devil-Cat his his own series. The four other books are: Farty-Cola (Volume 2), Zebra Milkshakes and Giant Carrots (Volume 3), Island Dreams and Other Stories (Volume 4), Island Dreams & Other Stories (Volume 5) b12b:c99:p222

Floateroceros The Floateroceros is a floating reticulated dirigible, generally rhinoceros-shaped, designed and manufactured by G & J Tarrow Siblings Inc.

Floating reticulated dirigible designed and manufactured by G & J Tarrow Siblings Inc. Generally rhinoceros-shaped. b12b:c99:p223

Floateroceros The Floateroceros can fly, drive on land, float like a boat, and dive like a submarine.

The floatocerous is a highly diversified machine insofar as it can fly, drive on land, float like a boat, and dive like a submarine. b12b:c99:p223

Floateroceros In the air, the Floateroceros has a speed of 448 mph, max altitude of 3 miles, and max distance of 2,500 miles.

In the Air: Speed: 448 mph Max altitude: 3 miles Max distance: 2,500 miles b12b:c99:p223

Floateroceros On land, the Floateroceros has a speed of 120 mph on asphalt surfaces and max distance of 235 miles.

On Land: Speed: 120 mph (on asphalt surfaces) Max distance: 235 miles b12b:c99:p223

Floateroceros On water, the Floateroceros has a speed of 32 knots and max distance of 124 miles.

On Water: Speed: 32 knots Max distance: 124 miles b12b:c99:p223

Floateroceros Under water, the Floateroceros has a speed of 12 knots, max depth of 2.5 miles, and max distance of 88 miles.

Under Water: Speed: 12 knots Max depth: 2.5 miles Max distance: 88 miles b12b:c99:p223

Hair-Gro Potion The Hair-Gro Potion is a very expensive, highly sought-after, powerful liquid that makes hair grow.

Very expensive, highly sought-after, powerful liquid that makes hair grow. b12b:c99:p224

Hair-Gro Potion One drop of Hair-Gro Potion per day results in regular hair growth; seven drops will make your hair grow crazy.

One drop per day results in regular hair growth. Seven drops will make your hair grow crazy. b12b:c99:p224

Hair-Gro Potion The Hair-Gro Potion was invented by Henry M. Schwerten-Glubber to cure his cat's hair loss.

Invented by Henry M. Schwerten-Glubber to cure his cat's hair loss. b12b:c99:p224

HALDOS Hula HALDOS stands for Happy Last Day Of School.

HALDOS stands for Happy Last Day Of School. b12b:c99:p225

HALDOS Hula The record group HALDOS Hula took place in July 2022 when over 14,000 kids performed live on TV at the World Hamster Racing Championships final, with hula-ers from over 100 schools.

The record group HALDOS hula took place in July 2022 when over 14,000 kids performed live on TV at the World Hamster Racing Championships final. Hula-ers from over 100 schools participated. b12b:c99:p225

HALDOS Hula The record HALDOS Hula event was watched by over 180 million viewers worldwide.

It is believed the event was watched by over 180 million viewers worldwide. b12b:c99:p225

HALDOS Hula The HALDOS Hula is now used to open the World Hamster Racing Championships every year; one school is chosen each year to perform it.

The HALDOS hulais now used to open the World Hamster Racing Championships every year, but it is not a mass event. One school is chosen each year to perform it. b12b:c99:p225

Hover-Piano The Hover-Piano is an extraordinary and complicated flying machine built by Mr. Rosebank in his spare time.

The Hover Piano is an extraordinary and complicated flying machine built by Mr. Rosebank in his spare time. b12b:c99:p226

Hover-Piano The Hover-Piano is a piano that flies and is beset with technical problems.

Very little is known about it apart from three core facts: [1] It is a piano [2] It flies [3] It seems to be beset with technical problems. b12b:c99:p226

KB-15 The KB-15 is an Imminent Danger Warning Device (IDWD) that flashes red when danger is very close.

Imminent Danger Warning Device (IDWD). Flashes red when danger is very close. b12b:c99:p229

KB-15 The KB-15 flash codes: red on-off 1 second intervals = Imminent Danger; red on 2s/off 2s = Lightning storm imminent; green on 3s/off 1s = Pizzup delivery almost here; blue on 5s/off 5s = Battery needs charging.

Red - on-off 1 second intervals continuous: Imminent Danger Red - on 2s, off 2s: Lightning storm imminent Green - on 3s, off 1s: Pizzup delivery almost here Blue - on 5s, off 5s: Battery needs charging b12b:c99:p229

KB-15 KB-15s were invented by Mr. Rosebank but he licensed the design and manufacture to Mgadigadi Technologies.

KB-15s were invented by Mr. Rosebank but he licensed the design and manufacture to Mgadigadi Technologies. b12b:c99:p229

KB-15 There is just one model of the KB-15; software and radar technology are updated every year by automatic satellite download, meaning all KB-15s are identical at any given time.

There is just one model of the device, so there is just a single buying option. The software and radar technology are updated every year by automatic satellite download. This means that at any one time all KB-15s are identical. b12b:c99:p229

KB-15 The KB-15's range is 25 yards and the sensor beams penetrate anything including concrete, kryptocrete, interglandular coagulated carbon, rock and metal.

The KB15's range is 25 yards and the sensor beams penetrate anything, including concrete, kryptocrete, interglandular coagulated carbon, rock and metal. b12b:c99:p230

KB-15 The KB-15 takes twelve CCC batteries.

The KB-15 takes twelve CCC batteries b12b:c99:p230

Global KB-15 Inspection Authority The Global KB-15 Inspection Authority (GKBIA) undertakes random inspections, and if your batteries fail the test you will get fined.

The Global KB-15 Inspection Authority (GKBIA) undertakes random inspections and if your batteries fail the test, you will get fined. b12b:c99:p230

Maximillian Fishman Global Institute of Fishbowl-on-Head-ology The Maximillian Fishman Global Institute of Fishbowl-on-Head-ology (MFGIFH) was set up by Maximillian Fishman.

Set up by Maximillian Fishman. b12b:c99:p231

Maximillian Fishman Global Institute of Fishbowl-on-Head-ology Maximillian Fishman was the first person to summit Everest with a fishbowl on his head; neither he nor the three mackerel accompanying him used supplemental oxygen.

He was actually the first person to summit Everest with a fishbowl on his head. Neither he nor the three mackerel accompanying him used supplemental oxygen during the climb. b12b:c99:p231

Maximillian Fishman Global Institute of Fishbowl-on-Head-ology The MFGIFH now has over 2,000 students at any one time.

which now has over 2,000 students at any one time. b12b:c99:p231

Maximillian Fishman Global Institute of Fishbowl-on-Head-ology The MFGIFH building has fourteen aquariums, over 200 training parlors, 167 hot-tubs, and seventeen cafeterias staffed by world-renowned chefs.

The building boasts fourteen aquariums, over 200 training parlors, 167 hot-tubs, and seventeen cafeterias, all of which are staffed by world-renowned chefs. b12b:c99:p231

Sir Oswald McChuckle Sir Oswald McChuckle won the World Joke-Telling Championships in 1999, specializing in animal jokes about osteops and sweds.

Sir Oswald won the World Joke-Telling Championships in 1999, specializing in animal jokes, specifically about osteops and sweds. b12b:c99:p232

Sir Oswald McChuckle Sir Oswald McChuckle took over as Chief Joke-Telling Teacher (CJTT) at Swedhump Elementary in 2016 when Bernice Watkins retired.

When Bernice retired in 2016, Sir Oswald took over as CJTT. b12b:c99:p232

Sir Oswald McChuckle Mr. Rosebank built a special Knock-Knock department auditorium for Sir Oswald McChuckle that boasts over 200 internal doors.

Mr. Rosebank built a special Knock-Knock department auditorium, which boasts over 200 internal doors. b12b:c99:p232

Sir Oswald McChuckle Sir Oswald McChuckle is the author of the world-famous 'Best Joke Book in the History of Joke Books'.

In addition to his teaching, he is the author of the world famous "Best Joke Book in the History of Joke Books". b12b:c99:p232

Bernice Wiggle Bernice Wiggle's predecessor as Chief Joke-Telling Teacher was Bernice Watkins, who had been at the school for over 50 years and was much-loved despite not being funny.

The Chief Joke-Telling Teaching (CJTT) position at Swedhump Elementary was filled by Bernice Watkins, who had been at the school for over 50 years, and despite not being funny at all, was much-loved. b12b:c99:p232

Mist Capsule The Mist Capsule is a small capsule which, upon contact with water, rapidly releases a fine mist that extends 10 feet high and 30 feet wide.

Small capsule which, upon contact with water, rapidly releases a fine mist that extends 10 feet high and 30 feet wide. b12b:c99:p233

Mist Capsule The Mist Capsule's effect lasts precisely 15 minutes.

The effect lasts precisely 15 minutes. b12b:c99:p233

Mist Capsule The Mist Capsule was initially invented by Mr. Rosebank as a way of getting out of doing PE class when he was a kid.

Initially invented by Mr. Rosebank (as a way of getting out of doing PE class when he was a kid) b12b:c99:p233

Mist Capsule The Mist Capsule is now manufactured by Hansen & Johnson under license.

it is now manufactured by Hansen & Johnson under license. b12b:c99:p233

Mokatron 888 The Mokatron 888 is manufactured and distributed by Savuti Technologies.

The device is manufactured and distributed by Savuti Technologies. b12b:c99:p234

MRP Data Storage Device The MRP Data Storage Device is a small, rotating, pig-shaped device onto which one can download digital files; MRP stands for Miniature Rotating Pig.

Small, rotating, pig-shaped device onto which one can download digital files. MRP actually stands for Miniature Rotating Pig. b12b:c99:p242

MRP Data Storage Device The MRP Data Storage Device is similar to a USB flash drive but on average 32,000 times more powerful.

Similar to a USB flash drive, but, on average, 32,000 times more powerful. b12b:c99:p242

MRP Data Storage Device The MRP Data Storage Device is water-proof, fire-proof, and can withstand temperatures from minus 507 degrees fahrenheit to 1,003 degrees fahrenheit.

Water-proof, fire-proof, and can withstand high temperatures up to 1,003 degrees fahrenheit and low temperatures of up to minus 507 degrees fahrenheit. b12b:c99:p242

MRP Data Storage Device The MRP Data Storage Device is manufactured and distributed by Savuti Technologies Inc.

Manufactured and distributed by Savuti Technologies Inc. b12b:c99:p242

Nyee-ee The Nyee-ee is a sophisticated high-decibel siren that, when turned to full volume, is impossible to not hear.

a type of sophisticated high decibel siren that, when turned to full volume, is impossible to not hear b12b:c99:p245

Nyee-ee The Nyee-ee at Swedhump Elementary is set to level 1, the quietest setting.

is set to level 1 (the quietest setting). b12b:c99:p245

Nyee-ee The highest level of the Nyee-ee is 27, which is extremely painful to listen to without ear protectors.

The highest level is 27, which is extremely painful to listen to without ear protectors. b12b:c99:p245

Nyee-ee The Nyee-ee is manufactured by Siena Industries Corporation.

Manufactured by Siena Industries Corporation b12b:c99:p245

OsCoLoMaTo OsCoLoMaTo stands for Oscillating Complicated-Looking Machinery Transporter; it is a simple airborne machinery transporter despite looking complicated.

Oscillating Complicated-Looking Machinery Transporter. Despite looking complicated, this is a very simple airborne machinery transporter. b12b:c99:p246

OsCoLoMaTo The OsCoLoMaTo's cargo bay can take the equivalent of four school buses.

Its cargo bay can take the equivalent of four school buses, so it is able to carry a lot! b12b:c99:p246

OsCoLoMaTo The OsCoLoMaTo is powered by 6 hyperbolic rotors and can be flown by a single pilot.

Powered by 6 hyperbolic rotors and can be flown by a single pilot. b12b:c99:p246

OsCoLoMaTo The OsCoLoMaTo has a maximum speed of 330 mph, maximum distance of 120 miles on standard fuel tank, and maximum altitude of 2,500 ft.

Maximum speed: 330 mph Maximum distance on standard fuel tank: 120 miles Maximum altitude: 2,500 ft b12b:c99:p246

OsCoLoMaTo The OsCoLoMaTo is manufactured by G & J Tarrow Siblings Inc.

Manufactured by G & J Tarrow Siblings Inc. b12b:c99:p246

Mr. Rosebank Mr. Rosebank teaches Invention Inventing.

Teaches: Invention Inventing b12b:c99:p247

Mr. Rosebank Mr. Rosebank loves ice cream.

Loves: Ice cream b12b:c99:p247

Mr. Rosebank Mr. Rosebank is a world-famous inventor and ice cream maker, and builder of the legendary Ice Cream machine (ICM).

World-famous inventor and ice cream maker. Builder of the legendary Ice Cream machine (ICM). b12b:c99:p247

Mr. Rosebank Mr. Rosebank has a dedicated inventor's shed on school premises, which is strictly out of bounds; any kid caught near it will be expelled immediately.

Has a dedicated inventor's shed on school premises, which is STRICTLY OUT OF BOUNDS. If a kid is caught near the shed, he or she will be expelled immediately. b12b:c99:p247

Mr. Rosebank Mr. Rosebank has invented or been involved with inventing: Anti-invisibility Goggles, Concrete Tape, Flus, Conveyor belts at The Sniffsonian, Invisibility Shields, KB-15, Nose on the Noncycle, P'tonk-45, Zap-flattener, Hamsterometer 88, Leak Snodometer, and Rainbow-Maker 154.

Things Mr. Rosebank has invented or been involved with inventing: Anti-invisibility Goggles, Concrete Tape, Flus, Conveyor belts at The Sniffsonian, Invisibility Shields, KB-15, Nose on the Noncycle, P'tonk-45, Zap-flattener, Hamsterometer 88, Leak Snodometer, Rainbow-Maker 154 b12b:c99:p248

Mr. Rosebank Mr. Rosebank recently invented an invention for inventing things.

He's so clever that he recently invented an invention for inventing things. b12b:c99:p249

Mrs. Rosebank Mrs. Rosebank is the Principal of Swedhump Elementary.

Principal of Swedhump Elementary. b12b:c99:p250

Mrs. Rosebank Mrs. Rosebank loves yellow, clocks, books, yellow books about clocks, and books about yellow clocks.

Loves: Yellow, clocks, books, yellow books about clocks, books about yellow clocks b12b:c99:p250

Mrs. Rosebank Mrs. Rosebank is invisible.

She is also invisible. Because of this, nobody knows what she actually looks like. b12b:c99:p250

Mrs. Rosebank Only one photo has ever been taken of Mrs. Rosebank, showing only her left elbow.

Only one photo has ever been taken of her (below), and all it features is her left elbow. b12b:c99:p250

Mrs. Rosebank It is believed Mrs. Rosebank got stung by a large swarm of invizizzes when young, which explains her invisibility.

It is believed that when she was young, she got stung by a large swarm of invizizzes, which explains the whole invisibility thing. b12b:c99:p250

Invizizz An Invizizz is a type of stinging insect; if it stings you, the part of you that got stung goes invisible briefly for an hour or so.

an Invizizz is a type of stinging insect. If it stings you, the part of you that got stung goes invisible briefly, for an hour or so. b12b:c99:p251

Invizizz If you get stung by several Invizizzes, you might go completely invisible, albeit temporarily.

If you get stung by several, you might go completely invisible, albeit temporarily. b12b:c99:p251

Invizizz If you get stung by a swarm of over 1,000 Invizizzes, you could go invisible forever.

It is believed that if you get stung by a swarm of over 1,000, you could go invisible forever. b12b:c99:p251

Mrs. Rosebank Mrs. Rosebank's life ambition since she was very young was to become one of the most powerful people on the planet, which she realized when she became principal of Swedhump Elementary.

Since she was very young, Mrs. Rosebank's life ambition has been to become one of the most powerful people on the planet. She realized that goal when she became principal of Swedhump Elementary. b12b:c99:p251

Mrs. Rosebank Nobody knows Mrs. Rosebank's first name.

In fact, nobody even knows what her first name is. b12b:c99:p251

Principal Zofis Mrs. Rosebank's office is stuffed with books, and new ones arrive every day.

her office (the Principal Zofis) is stuffed with books, and new ones arrive every day. b12b:c99:p252

Mrs. Rosebank Mrs. Rosebank has never been late for anything, ever, and there are over twenty-five clocks in her office, all on the identical and correct time.

she has never been late for anything, ever. There are over twenty five clocks in her office, all on the identical (and correct) time. b12b:c99:p252

Mrs. Rosebank Mrs. Rosebank's favourite color is yellow; all the furniture and walls in her office are yellow, and she flies a yellow flag above her office when she's present.

Her favorite color is yellow. All the furniture in her office is yellow, as are the walls, and he flies a yellow flag above her office when she's present. b12b:c99:p252

Mr Sealikk-Hanth Mr. Sealikk-Hanth's first name is Truman, and he teaches Fishbowl-on-Head at Swedhump Elementary.

Sealikk-Hanth, Truman (Mr.) Teaches Fishbowl-on-Head at Swedhump Elementary. b12b:c99:p253

Mr Sealikk-Hanth Mr. Sealikk-Hanth came top of his cohort after being accepted for specialized training at the MFGIFH.

After being accepted for specialized training at the MFGIFH (Maximillian Fishman Global Institute of Fishbowl-on-Head-ology), he immediately came top of his cohort and quickly became world famous. b12b:c99:p253

Mr Sealikk-Hanth Mr. Sealikk-Hanth is known to speak over 400 fish languages.

Known to speak over 400 fish languages. b12b:c99:p253

Mr Sealikk-Hanth In the last year, Mr. Sealikk-Hanth became fluent in Bumblebee goby, Redstripe danio, Deepwater stingray, Hickory Shad, Longjaw mudsucker, and Plownose chimaera.

In the last year be became fluent in Bumblebee goby, Redstripe danio, Deepwater stingray, Hickory Shad, Longjaw mudsucker and Plownose chimaera. b12b:c99:p253

snausage Snausages were invented by Master-Chef Goemple M'Ghoell during the Great Global Sausage Jamboree and Festival of 1937.

Snausages were invented by Master-Chef Goemple M'Ghoell during the Great Global Sausage Jamboree and Festival of 1937. b12b:c99:p256

snausage Snausages were accidentally created when M'Ghoell knocked a jar of sausage serum into a vat of boiling mammoth saliva.

M'Ghoell erroneously knocked a jar of sausage serum into a vat of boiling mammoth saliva. The resulting explosion left a thin layer of goopy fluid across the ceiling of his kitchen. b12b:c99:p256

Snausage Vacuum Snozzle The Snausage Vacuum Snozzle is a fairly simple, wall-embedded device used for vacuuming up snausages.

This is a fairly simple, wall-embedded device used for vacuuming up snausages. b12b:c99:p255

Snausage Vacuum Snozzle The Snausage Vacuum Snozzle is often found in canteens, cafeterias, kitchens and restaurants.

Often found in canteens, cafeterias, kitchens and restaurants. b12b:c99:p255

Snausage Vacuum Snozzle Once sucked up by the Snausage Vacuum Snozzle, snausages are washed and used as fertilizer.

Once sucked up, the snausages are washed and used fertilizer, so nothing gets wasted. b12b:c99:p255

Snausage Vacuum Snozzle The average snozzle speed of a standard Snausage Vacuum Snozzle is 300 SPM (snausages per minute).

Average snozzle speed is on a standard device is 300 SPM (snausages per minute). b12b:c99:p255

Snintercom The Snintercom is an advanced wireless intercom with DTC (Document Transfer Capacity).

A snintercom is an advanced wireless intercom, that also has DTC (Document Transfer Capacity). b12b:c99:p258

Snintercom The Snintercom's base portal is in Mrs. Rosebank's office, and the maximum capacity for a single send is 7 books.

Its base portal is in Mrs. Rosebank's office. The maximum capacity for a single send is 7 books. b12b:c99:p258

Snintercom The Snintercom was developed by Mgadigadi Technologies by their CIO, Dr. Jezebel Terracotta-Glandsmitten.

The snintercom was developed by Mgadigadi Technologies by their CIO (Chief Inventions Offer), Dr Jezebel Terracotta-Glandsmitten. b12b:c99:p258

Snintercom Micro-snintercoms have recently become available for ants.

Micro-snintercoms have recently become available for ants. b12b:c99:p258

Staircase Moose Staircase Mooses are friendly creatures that can be tamed and become very useful for assistance with climbing up things, and have the same lifespan as humans.

Friendly creatures that can be tamed and become very useful for assistance with climbing up things. Same lifespan as humans. b12b:c99:p260

Staircase Moose The staircase on a Staircase Moose is not there when born, and usually only starts growing once the moose reaches the teenage years.

The staircase is not there when born, and usually only starts growing once the moose reaches the teenage years. b12b:c99:p260

Staircase Moose Large herds of Staircase Mooses are found in the northern reaches of Moremi Forest.

Large herds of them are found in the northern reaches of Moremi Forest. b12b:c99:p260

Staircase Moose Staircase-meese form pyramids in a 3:2 configuration for foraging, with the sixth moose climbing to the top to eat, and then rotating positions.

They form pyramids in a 3:2 configuration and then the sixth moose climbs to the top to eat. They then change positions and through multiple rotations, all get their fair share. b12b:c99:p261

Staircase Moose It is said that long ago Staircase-meese could fly and vast flocks were seen over Moremi Forest.

It is said that long ago Staircase-meese could fly and that vast flocks of them were seen over Moremi Forest. b12b:c99:p261

Stumpnose Elementary Stumpnose Elementary is housed within the Stumpnose Family Sardine Processing Plant, near the site of a former urban sewerage works decommissioned after a radioactive incident.

Stumpnose Elementary is housed within the Stumpnose Family Sardine Processing Planet, which is near the site of the former urban sewerage works, which was decommissioned after a radioactive incident. b12b:c99:p262

Stumpnose Elementary Most kids who attend Stumpnose Elementary are awful, rude, mean, or have terrible table manners, or all of the above.

Most kids who attend this school are: [1] awful or [2] rude or [3] mean or [4] or have terrible table manners [5] or all of the above b12b:c99:p262

Stumpnose Elementary Stumpnose Elementary is downwind of and within earshot of a local aluminium smelter with 400 RX44 machines.

The sardine Processing Plant and hence the school campus are downwind of and within earshot of the local aluminium smelter, which can get quite noisy at times since the 400 RX44 machines (those used to cut and smelt aluminium) are fairly loud. b12b:c99:p263

Stumpnose Elementary The school property is ringed by a 40-foot reinforced concrete wall.

the school property is ringed by a 40 foot reinforced concrete wall, so not all the sound gets through. b12b:c99:p263

Stumpnose Elementary Most classrooms at Stumpnose Elementary are in the building's basement labyrinth.

most classrooms at Stumpnose Elementary are in the building's basement labyrinth. b12b:c99:p263

Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose Professor Josiah Stumpnose's proper name is Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth.

His proper name is actually Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth. b12b:c99:p264

Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth grew up in a sardine processing plant established by the original Josiah Stumpnose (the First); his father (the Third) and grandfather (the Second) also grew up in the same plant.

Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth grew up in a sardine processing plant. His father (Josiah Stumpnose the Third) grew up in the same processing plant, as did his father (Josiah Stumpnose the Second), which was established by the original Josiah Stumpnose, now known in the family as Josiah Stumpnose the First. b12b:c99:p264

Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth started Stumpnose Elementary in the sardine processing plant, decreeing himself Professor-Inspector for Life.

Hence Stumpnose Elementary was born. Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth decreed himself Professor-Inspector for Life. b12b:c99:p266

Stumpnose Elementary Period 3 of every day at Stumpnose Elementary is compulsory sardine processing for all pupils; refusal results in a $1,000 fine or expulsion.

Period 3 of every day is compulsory sardine processing for all pupils. If they refuse to process the sardines, they instantly get fined $1,000 or expelled. b12b:c99:p266

Stumpnose Elementary Period 6 of every day at Stumpnose Elementary is compulsory packing of sardine cans for all pupils; refusal results in a $1,000 fine or expulsion.

Period 6 of every day is compulsory packing of sardine cans for all pupils. If they refuse to pack them, they instantly get fined $1,000 or expelled. b12b:c99:p266

Transponder Beam The Transponder Beam, when crossed, sends a signal to a Transponder-Beam-Alert-Receiver.

Beam that, when crossed, sends a signal to a Transponder-Beam-Alert-Receiver. b12b:c99:p267

Transponder Beam The Transponder Beam is mounted on a Transponder Activation Beam Base (TABB).

Mounted on a Transponder Activation Beam Base. b12b:c99:p267

Transponder Beam The Transponder Beam is manufactured by Savuti Technologies Inc.

Manufactured by Savuti Technologies Inc. b12b:c99:p267

Bernice Wiggle Bernice Wiggle teaches Confused Class at Swedhump Elementary.

Teaches Confused Class at Swedhump Elementary. b12b:c99:p271

Bernice Wiggle In real life, Bernice Wiggle is a highly-organized, efficient person and never confused, but her ability to act confused is unsurpassed.

In real life she is a highly-organized, efficient person and never confused. But her ability to act confused is unsurpassed. b12b:c99:p271

Bernice Wiggle Bernice Wiggle's confusion is contagious and affects everyone around her.

And it's contagious. Her confusion affects everyone around her. b12b:c99:p271

World Snausage-Making Championships The World Snausage-making Championships (WSMC) is a highly prestigious event taking place in the world-famous Snausage Stadium, which seats 143,000.

Highly prestigious event which takes place in the world-famous Snausage Stadium (seats 143,000) b12b:c99:p272

World Snausage-Making Championships The WSMC is a 3-day annual event: Day 1 (Friday) Competition, Day 2 (Saturday) Lectures and Research meetings, Day 3 (Sunday) Festival, Award Ceremony, Fly-past.

Day 1 (Friday): Competition Day 2 (Saturday): Lectures & Research meetings Day 3 (Sundays): Festival, Award Ceremony, Fly-past b12b:c99:p272

World Snausage-Making Championships Ellebogen Snausages have won the WSMC three times.

Ellebogen Snasagues have won it three times. b12b:c99:p272

World Snausage-Making Championships WSMC prizes are: 1st place - 2 million dollars; 2nd place - a puppy; 3rd place - a toaster.

1st: 2 million dollars 2nd: A puppy 3rd: A toaster b12b:c99:p272

World Soup Tasting and Appreciating Championships The World Soup Tasting and Appreciating Championships is an extremely competitive annual event where tasters compete for the Coveted Golden-Potato.

Extremely competitive annual event. Tasters from around the world converge on the Royal Grand Elysium, one of the fanciest hotels in the world, where they compete for the Coveted Golden-Potato. b12b:c99:p273

World Soup Tasting and Appreciating Championships The Coveted Golden-Potato has been the first prize at the World Soup Tasting and Appreciating Championships for over 200 years.

This magnificent trophy has been first prize for over 200 years, and is dreamed about by soup-makers far and wide. b12b:c99:p273

Dr. Stella Briscoe Dr. Stella Briscoe is the most decorated winner of the World Soup Tasting and Appreciating Championships, having won it 5 years in a row.

The most decorated winner is Dr. Stella Briscoe, who won it 5 years in a row! b12b:c99:p273

Dr. Stella Briscoe After her 5th victory at the World Soup Tasting Championships, Dr. Stella Briscoe was immediately hired by Mrs. Rosebank to work at Swedhump Elementary.

After her 5th victory, she was immediately hired by Mrs. Rosebank to work at Swedhump Elementary. b12b:c99:p273

World Soup Tasting and Appreciating Championships The World Soup Tasting and Appreciating Championships has sub-prizes for specialized categories: Junior, Amateur, Sweet, Bitter, Sour, Burny and Gross.

It also has multiple sub-prizes for specialized categories, namely: Junior, Amateur, Sweet, Bitter, Sour, Burny and Gross b12b:c99:p273

walkie-shoutie The Walkie-Shoutie is like a walkie-talkie, but you have to shout into it.

Like a walkie-talkie, but you have to shout into it. b12b:c99:p274

walkie-shoutie The Walkie-Shoutie is manufactured by Mgadigadi Technologies.

Manufactured by Mgadigadi Technologies. b12b:c99:p274

Descent Pole The Descent Pole is an instantly deployable pole like that in a fire station, designed specifically to descend safely from heights.

Instantly deployable pole rather like that in a fire station. Designed specifically to descend safely from heights. b12b:c99:p220

Descent Pole The Descent Pole is usually backpack-mounted, is only used for descent, and a thin lubrication layer makes it impossible to climb.

Usually backpack-mounted. Only used for descent. Thin lubrication layer means it is impossible to climb. b12b:c99:p220

Descent Pole The Descent Pole can extend to 20ft.

Can extend to 20ft. b12b:c99:p220

Descent Pole The Descent Pole is manufactured by Rajak Industries.

Manufactured by Rajak Industries. b12b:c99:p220

Gronville Honkersmith Gronville Honkersmith has engaged in Deep Sulk Mode more than any other kid at Swedhump Elementary, on average 3 times per week.

Gronville Honkersmith has engaged in Deep Sulk Mode more than any other kid at Swedhump Elementary (on average 3 times per week) b12b:c99:p219

Gronville Honkersmith Gronville Honkersmith has been captain of the school sulking team three years in a row.

he has been captain of the school sulking team three years in a row. b12b:c99:p219

Gronville Honkersmith Gronville Honkersmith has only twice engaged in Deep-Deep Sulk Mode; each time it took him two days to recover.

Only twice has he engaged in Deep-Deep Sulk Mode. Each time it took him two days to recover. b12b:c99:p219

Gronville Honkersmith Gronville Honkersmith has a large shelf in his bedroom for all his trophies and medals, and polishes them every day as soon as he gets home from school.

In his bedroom, Gronville has a large shelf for all his trophies and medals, and he polishes them every day as soon as he gets home from school. b12b:c99:p219

Kitchen 27b Kitchen 27b first appeared in Book 12 and is associated with teacher Elijah Froffington.

KITCHEN 27b TEACHER: Elijah Froffington First appeared in Book 12 b12b:c99:p282

Soup Tasting/Appreciation Building The Soup Tasting Building is associated with teacher Stella Briscoe and first appeared in Book 12.

SOUP TASTING BUILDING TEACHER: Stella Briscoe First appeared in Book 12 b12b:c99:p287

Pickled-Cucumber Building The Pickled Cucumber Building is not used for teaching; it is used for shelter (e.g., if there's an earthquake) and first appeared in Book 5.

PICKLED CUCUMBER BUILDING First appeared in Book 5 Not used for teaching. This is a building used for shelter (e.g. if there's an earthquake). b12b:c99:p285

School Fountain The School Fountain at Swedhump Elementary first appeared in Book 2 and was designed by Slovoslochuckian water fountain designer Andri Grimminik.

SCHOOL FOUNTAIN First appeared in Book 2 Designed by the great Slovoslochuckian water fountain designer, Andri Grimminik b12b:c99:p280

Ms. Grimstead Ms. Grimstead is the Chief Library Officer and first appeared in Book 3.

LIBRARY TEACHER: Ms. Grimstead First appeared in Book 3 b12b:c99:p283