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Moustacherang

A moustacherang is a boomerang made out of actual moustache hair. If deployed correctly, it can be a highly-effective combat tool. Particularly effective against Micro-scallywags as they are terrified of moustaches.

Moustacherang

Dash usually has a quiver of moustacherangs in his backpack.

A man by the name of Bertram Crocker once tried manufacturing moustacherangs using synthetic moustache hair. They proved useless in combat and the experiment failed. He lost a lot of money.

The general rule is the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang.

Using the moustache of someone who was themselves involved in combat can be helpful. So for example, if you are in a moustacherang emporium and you are deciding between two models:

  • [1] made from the moustache of retired cavalryman, or
  • [2] made from the moustache of a lawnmower inspector, which would you choose?

Obviously 1.

But older moustaches tend to be more powerful. So faced with this scenario below, you could have a problem:

You are in a moustacherang emporium and you are deciding between two models:

  • [1] made from the preserved moustache of cavalryman from 200 years ago, or
  • [2] made from the preserved moustache of a lawnmower inspector from 400 years ago.

A very difficult decision. Very difficult. We would probably still go for 1.

Appears in Books 8-10, 12A-13 and the Almanac
First seen in Book 8, page 31
Research
entry art from b13:c99:p423
weapon e_moustacherang
also known as Moustacherangs
A moustacherang is an boomerang made out of actual moustache hair. If deployed correctly, it can be a highly-effective combat tool. Particularly effective against Micro-Scallywags as they are terrified of moustaches. b08:c01:p031
first appearance b08:c01:p031

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Dash usually has a quiver of moustacherangs in his backpack.

Dash usually has a quiver of moustacherangs in his backpack. b10:c99:p310
f_b10_088 character_fact

Dash usually has a quiver of moustacherangs in his backpack.

Dash usually has a quiver of moustacherangs in his backpack. b12a:c99:p281
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Dash usually has a quiver of moustacherangs in his backpack.

Dash usually has a quiver of moustacherangs in his backpack. b13:c99:p423
f_b13_124 character_fact

object_fact (12)

A moustacherang is a boomerang made out of actual moustache hair and is particularly effective against Micro-Scallywags as they are terrified of moustaches.

A moustacherang is an boomerang made out of actual moustache hair. If deployed correctly, it can be a highly-effective combat tool. Particularly effective against Micro-Scallywags as they are terrified of moustaches. al1:c01:p174
f_al1_218 object_fact

The moustacherang Dash used was made from the actual, genuine moustache of a famously grumpy Airman-Colonel.

This particular one was made from the actual, genuine moustache of a famously grumpy Airman-Colonel. b08:c01:p031
f_b08_017 object_fact

Moustache-shaped boomerang; combat versions are made from actual moustaches and are very expensive; synthetic moustacherangs are available in most combat supply dealerships and usually used for training.

Moustache-shaped boomerang. Combat versions are made from actual moustaches, and are very expensive. Synthetic moustacherangs are available in most combat supply dealerships, and usually used for training. b08:c99:p261
f_b08_018 object_fact

A Moustacherang is a moustache-shaped boomerang; combat versions are made from actual moustaches and are very expensive, while synthetic versions are available in most combat supply dealerships and usually used for training.

Moustache-shaped boomerang. Combat versions are made from actual moustaches, and are very expensive. Synthetic moustacherangs are available in most combat supply dealerships, and usually used for training. b09:c11:p247 b09:c99:p289
f_b09_118 object_fact

Moustacherangs are highly effective when deployed against Micro-Scallywags, who are terrified of moustaches.

Highly effective when deployed against Micro-Scallywags, who, as you well know, are terrified of moustaches. b09:c99:p289
f_b09_119 object_fact

A moustacherang is a boomerang made out of actual moustache hair; if deployed correctly, it can be a highly-effective combat tool.

a moustacherang is an boomerang made out of actual moustache hair. If deployed correctly, it can be a highly-effective combat tool. b10:c06:p150 b10:c99:p310 b10:c99:p311
f_b10_086 object_fact

Moustacherangs are particularly effective against Micro-scallywags as they are terrified of moustaches; the general rule is the older the moustache hair, the better the moustacherang.

Particularly effective against Micro-scallywags as they are terrified of moustaches... The general rule is the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang. b10:c99:p310 b10:c99:p311
f_b10_087 object_fact

A moustacherang is a boomerang made out of actual moustache hair that can be a highly-effective combat tool if deployed correctly; particularly effective against Microscallywags who are terrified of moustaches.

A moustacherang is an boomerang made out of actual moustache hair. If deployed correctly, it can be a highly-effective combat tool. Particularly effective against Microscallywags as they are terrified of moustaches. b12a:c99:p281
f_b12a_148 object_fact

A moustacherang is a boomerang made out of actual moustache hair.

A moustacherang is an boomerang made out of actual moustache hair. b12b:c05:p128 b12b:c99:p235
f_b12b_077 object_fact

Moustacherangs are particularly effective against Microscallywags as they are terrified of moustaches.

Particularly effective against Microscallywags as they are terrified of moustaches. b12b:c99:p235
f_b12b_078 object_fact

A moustacherang is a boomerang made out of actual moustache hair; if deployed correctly, it can be a highly-effective combat tool.

A moustacherang is an boomerang made out of actual moustache hair. If deployed correctly, it can be a highly-effective combat tool. b13:c17:p313 b13:c99:p423
f_b13_121 object_fact

Moustacherangs are particularly effective against Micro-scallywags as they are terrified of moustaches.

Particularly effective against Micro-scallywags as they are terrified of moustaches. b13:c99:p423
f_b13_122 object_fact

world_rule (5)

The general rule for moustacherangs is the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang.

The general rule is the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang. al1:c01:p174
f_al1_219 world_rule

The general rule for moustacherangs is the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang.

The general rule is the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang. b12a:c99:p281
f_b12a_150 world_rule

The general rule is the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang.

The general rule is the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang. b12b:c99:p235
f_b12b_080 world_rule

Using moustache hair from someone who was involved in combat can make a better moustacherang.

Using the moustache of someone who was themselves involved in combat, can be helpful. b12b:c99:p236
f_b12b_081 world_rule

The general rule for moustacherangs is: the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang.

The general rule is the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang. b13:c99:p423
f_b13_123 world_rule

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