Moustacherang
A moustacherang is a boomerang made out of actual moustache hair. If deployed correctly, it can be a highly-effective combat tool. Particularly effective against Micro-scallywags as they are terrified of moustaches.

Dash usually has a quiver of moustacherangs in his backpack.
A man by the name of Bertram Crocker once tried manufacturing moustacherangs using synthetic moustache hair. They proved useless in combat and the experiment failed. He lost a lot of money.
The general rule is the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang.
Using the moustache of someone who was themselves involved in combat can be helpful. So for example, if you are in a moustacherang emporium and you are deciding between two models:
- [1] made from the moustache of retired cavalryman, or
- [2] made from the moustache of a lawnmower inspector, which would you choose?
Obviously 1.
But older moustaches tend to be more powerful. So faced with this scenario below, you could have a problem:
You are in a moustacherang emporium and you are deciding between two models:
- [1] made from the preserved moustache of cavalryman from 200 years ago, or
- [2] made from the preserved moustache of a lawnmower inspector from 400 years ago.
A very difficult decision. Very difficult. We would probably still go for 1.
First seen in Book 8, page 31
Research
e_moustacherangIn the printed almanac pages (18 cited)












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Facts
character_fact (3)
Dash usually has a quiver of moustacherangs in his backpack.
Dash usually has a quiver of moustacherangs in his backpack. b10:c99:p310
Dash usually has a quiver of moustacherangs in his backpack.
Dash usually has a quiver of moustacherangs in his backpack. b12a:c99:p281
Dash usually has a quiver of moustacherangs in his backpack.
Dash usually has a quiver of moustacherangs in his backpack. b13:c99:p423
object_fact (12)
A moustacherang is a boomerang made out of actual moustache hair and is particularly effective against Micro-Scallywags as they are terrified of moustaches.
A moustacherang is an boomerang made out of actual moustache hair. If deployed correctly, it can be a highly-effective combat tool. Particularly effective against Micro-Scallywags as they are terrified of moustaches. al1:c01:p174
The moustacherang Dash used was made from the actual, genuine moustache of a famously grumpy Airman-Colonel.
This particular one was made from the actual, genuine moustache of a famously grumpy Airman-Colonel. b08:c01:p031
Moustache-shaped boomerang; combat versions are made from actual moustaches and are very expensive; synthetic moustacherangs are available in most combat supply dealerships and usually used for training.
Moustache-shaped boomerang. Combat versions are made from actual moustaches, and are very expensive. Synthetic moustacherangs are available in most combat supply dealerships, and usually used for training. b08:c99:p261
A Moustacherang is a moustache-shaped boomerang; combat versions are made from actual moustaches and are very expensive, while synthetic versions are available in most combat supply dealerships and usually used for training.
Moustache-shaped boomerang. Combat versions are made from actual moustaches, and are very expensive. Synthetic moustacherangs are available in most combat supply dealerships, and usually used for training. b09:c11:p247 b09:c99:p289
Moustacherangs are highly effective when deployed against Micro-Scallywags, who are terrified of moustaches.
Highly effective when deployed against Micro-Scallywags, who, as you well know, are terrified of moustaches. b09:c99:p289
A moustacherang is a boomerang made out of actual moustache hair; if deployed correctly, it can be a highly-effective combat tool.
a moustacherang is an boomerang made out of actual moustache hair. If deployed correctly, it can be a highly-effective combat tool. b10:c06:p150 b10:c99:p310 b10:c99:p311
Moustacherangs are particularly effective against Micro-scallywags as they are terrified of moustaches; the general rule is the older the moustache hair, the better the moustacherang.
Particularly effective against Micro-scallywags as they are terrified of moustaches... The general rule is the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang. b10:c99:p310 b10:c99:p311
A moustacherang is a boomerang made out of actual moustache hair that can be a highly-effective combat tool if deployed correctly; particularly effective against Microscallywags who are terrified of moustaches.
A moustacherang is an boomerang made out of actual moustache hair. If deployed correctly, it can be a highly-effective combat tool. Particularly effective against Microscallywags as they are terrified of moustaches. b12a:c99:p281
A moustacherang is a boomerang made out of actual moustache hair.
A moustacherang is an boomerang made out of actual moustache hair. b12b:c05:p128 b12b:c99:p235
Moustacherangs are particularly effective against Microscallywags as they are terrified of moustaches.
Particularly effective against Microscallywags as they are terrified of moustaches. b12b:c99:p235
A moustacherang is a boomerang made out of actual moustache hair; if deployed correctly, it can be a highly-effective combat tool.
A moustacherang is an boomerang made out of actual moustache hair. If deployed correctly, it can be a highly-effective combat tool. b13:c17:p313 b13:c99:p423
Moustacherangs are particularly effective against Micro-scallywags as they are terrified of moustaches.
Particularly effective against Micro-scallywags as they are terrified of moustaches. b13:c99:p423
world_rule (5)
The general rule for moustacherangs is the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang.
The general rule is the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang. al1:c01:p174
The general rule for moustacherangs is the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang.
The general rule is the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang. b12a:c99:p281
The general rule is the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang.
The general rule is the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang. b12b:c99:p235
Using moustache hair from someone who was involved in combat can make a better moustacherang.
Using the moustache of someone who was themselves involved in combat, can be helpful. b12b:c99:p236
The general rule for moustacherangs is: the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang.
The general rule is the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang. b13:c99:p423
Relationships
Incoming
Particularly effective against Micro-Scallywags as they are terrified of moustaches. al1:c01:p174
I pulled a moustacherang out of my pocket. b08:c01:p031
without even breaking his stride, Rob extricated a size 37 Moustacherang from his backpack, and hurled it towards the fleeing Devil-Cat. b09:c11:p248
Moustacherangs! NOW! We extricated and deployed. b12b:c05:p128 b12b:c05:p129
From his backpack Rob took out a G-hook, Ellen a moustacherang, and Greta a cluster of freeze-bombs. b13:c17:p313
Continuity findings
- Micro-Scallywags spelling: Micro-Scallywags / Micro-scallywags / Microscallywags variant
- Moustacherang definition: boomerang made of moustache hair vs. moustache-shaped boomerang variant
- Moustacherang additional quality rule: b12b adds combat-experience detail absent elsewhere variant
- Moustacherang synthetic versions: absent from al1/b10/b12a/b12b/b13 definitions vs. present in b08/b09 conflict
- Moustacherang: recurring combat weapon across books b08, b09, b10, b12a, b12b, b13 and al1 recurring_element
- Moustacherang: recurring combat tool used by Ellen and team across multiple books recurring_element
- Almanac moustacherang entry retells b08/b09 in-world definition almanac_overlap
- first_appearance of Moustacherang cites al1, story debut is b08 first_appearance_review







