Dr. Quilonius Khumber
Dr. Quilonius Khumber, who also answers to Dr. Q., teaches Grozint Sandwich-Making at Swedhump Elementary. Dash Candoo is among his students.

His credentials are not in question. He was World Sandwich-Making Champion from 2003 to 2023, twenty years unbeaten. He is also believed to be the great, great, great, grand-nephew of the great, grand-cousin of Thelonius Grozint himself.
He is the author of a nine-step plan, deployed to capture Fidwidge and defeat a band of scallywags.
First seen in Book 10, page 7
Research
e_dr_quilonius_khumberIn the printed almanac pages (2 cited)
Straight from the books
Facts
character_fact (3)
Dr. Quilonius Khumber was World Sandwich-Making Champion from 2003 to 2023 (twenty years as World Champion).
He was World Sandwich-Making Champion from 2003 to 2023... Twenty years as World Champion! b10:c10:p238
Dr. Quilonius Khumber is believed to be the great, great, great, grand-nephew of the great, grand-cousin of Thelonius Grozint himself.
he is believed to be the great, great, great, grand-nephew of the great, grand-cousin of Thelonius Grozint himself! b10:c10:p239
Dr. Quilonius Khumber teaches Grozint Sandwich-Making and first appeared in Book 10.
Dr. Quilonius Khumber (Grozint Sandwich-Making) Teachers starring in TM Book 10! b12b:c07:p173 b12b:c99:p280
Relationships
- works_at Swedhump Elementary
LABEL: Dr. Quilonius Khumber (Grozint Sandwich teacher) b10:c00:p007
- teacher_of Dash Candoo
Our teacher is Dr. Quilonius Khumber. b10:c10:p237
- other: great-great-great-grand-nephew of great-grand-cousin of Thelonius Grozint
he is believed to be the great, great, great, grand-nephew of the great, grand-cousin of Thelonius Grozint himself! b10:c10:p239
- works_at Swedhump Elementary
Dr. Quilonius Khumber (Grozint Sandwich-Making) b12b:c07:p173
Incidents
- Nine-step plan to capture Fidwidge and defeat scallywags
i_b10_10 - Kite Festival held with napkin kites
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