Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose

Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose is the founder and principal of Stumpnose Elementary; his proper name is Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth.

Founder and Principal of Stumpnose Elementary. Smells of sardine. His proper name is actually Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth. al1:c01:p301

Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose is described as a horrible man who would boast about winning the trophy for years to come.

Their principal, Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose, is a HORRIBLE man, and if they won the trophy, he would boast about it for years to come. b02:c04:p090

Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose sulked for 3 days and 4 minutes after his mechanic William Williams lost the repair duel.

Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose, the evil Principal of Stumpnose Elementary (and William Williams' boss), was not happy. Apparently he sulked for 3 days and 4 minutes. b04:c04:p077

Professor Inspector Josiah Stumpnose is Founder and Principal of Stumpnose Elementary; his proper name is Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth.

Founder and Principal of Stmpnose Elementary. Like his school, he smells of sardine. His proper name is actually Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth. b11:c99:p348

Professor Inspector Josiah Stumpnose decreed himself Professor-Inspector for life.

Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth decreed himself Professor-Inspector for life. b11:c99:p349

Professor Inspector Stumpnose said on TV that he'd eat his hat if his school lost to Swedhump.

A few days ago, Professor Inspector Stumpnose gave a TV interview. He was so confident that his school would win, that he said he'd eat his hat if he lost. b11:c02:p049

Professor Inspector Josiah Stumpnose is the Principal of Stumpnose Elementary.

LABEL: Professor Inspector Josiah Stumpnose Principal of Stumpnose Elementary b12a:c00:p005

Professor Inspector Josiah Stumpnose's proper name is Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth; he grew up in a sardine processing plant established by the original Josiah Stumpnose (the First).

His proper name is actually Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth. Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth grew up in a sardine processing plant. His father (Josiah Stumpnose the Third) grew up in the same processing plant, as did his father (Josiah Stumpnose the Second), which was established by the original Josiah Stumpnose, now known in the family as Josiah Stumpnose the First. b12a:c99:p310

Professor Inspector Josiah Stumpnose is the Principal of Stumpnose Elementary.

Professor Inspector Josiah Stumpnose Principal of Stumpnose Elementary b12b:c00:p005

Professor Josiah Stumpnose always smells of sardine.

For Josiah Stumpnose always smelt of sardine. Sometimes ever so slightly. Sometimes not so slightly at all. b12b:c03:p058

Professor Josiah Stumpnose intended to become the next Principal of Swedhump Elementary after Mrs. Rosebank was fired.

And who, the world might ask, will be the next Principal of Swedhump Elementary? It will be ME! b12b:c05:p119

Professor Josiah Stumpnose's proper name is Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth.

His proper name is actually Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth. b12b:c99:p264

Professor Josiah Stumpnose is the arch-rival and arch-enemy of Mrs. Rosebank.

Arch-rival and arch-enemy of Mrs. Rosebank! b12b:c03:p056

At Stumpnose Elementary, Period 3 every day is mandatory sardine processing for all pupils; Period 6 is mandatory packing of sardine cans; refusing either results in a $1,000 fine or expulsion.

Period 3 of every day is mandatory sardine processing (for ALL pupils). If they refuse to process the sardines, they instantly get fined $1,000 or expelled. Period 6 of every day is mandatory packing of sardine cans for all pupils. If they refuse to pack them, they instantly get fined $1,000 or expelled. al1:c01:p304

Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose sent Mindreading-Scallywags and a Snarling Jetpack-Hog to Dash's house.

So, he was the one who'd sent those trouble-makers to my house! b02:c06:p141

Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose poured Blue Spot Compound into a pipe in the pump-room so it would travel to the fountain and give the Swedhump students blue spots that itch when they pull faces.

He'd poured some of the Blue Spot Compound into a pipe in the pump-room and it had traveled to the fountain. b02:c06:p143

Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth grew up in a sardine processing plant; his father (Josiah Stumpnose the Third) and grandfather (Josiah Stumpnose the Second) grew up in the same processing plant, which was established by Josiah Stumpnose the First.

Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth grew up in a sardine processing plant. His father (Josiah Stumpnose the Third) grew up in the same processing plant, as did his father (Josiah Stumpnose the Second), which was established by the original Josiah Stumpnose, now known in the family as Josiah Stumpnose the First. b11:c99:p348

Professor Inspector Stumpnose sabotaged the first batch of bread by sneaking fast-growing mold into the baking studio bread-mix room through holes in the walls the night before.

For your FIRST batch, I snuck in some fast-growing mold. I just climbed over the school wall last night, and ambled over to the baking studio. The bread-mix room has so many holes in the walls, that it was easy to throw in the mold. b11:c09:p220

Professor Inspector Stumpnose sabotaged the second batch of bread using delayed-blooming sardine slime, which only released its smell once the sculpted bread was rising.

For your SECOND batch, the Flour-Scallywags snuck in some delayed-blooming sardine slime. Only once the sculpted bread was rising, did the smell release. b11:c09:p221

Professor Inspector Stumpnose sabotaged the third batch of bread by lobbing Mega-Yeast into the mix, which would activate in the oven ovens heat and cause the loaves to look like radioactive pumpkins.

Not just any-old yeast. MEGA-YEAST! The loaves will rise normally at first but when they go into the ovens, the heat will activate the mega-yeast. They'll look like radioactive pumpkins! b11:c09:p223

Professor Inspector Stumpnose used an insect-spy-cam to spy on the Swedhump morning meeting and stole the idea of bread portraits.

I spied on your morning meeting with this little fellow! I simply borrowed your idea of bread-portraits. And mine are going to be better than yours. b11:c09:p226 b11:c09:p227

Professor Inspector Stumpnose hid his own TTD inside the Dominic G. McDominic Trophy earlier in the day to be able to track it.

When he'd gone to talk to the press in the Trophy Building earlier in the day, he'd hidden HIS own TTD (Transponder Tracking Device) inside the trophy! b11:c12:p306

Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth founded Stumpnose Elementary inside the family sardine processing plant and decreed himself Professor-Inspector for Life.

Hence Stumpnose Elementary was born. Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth decreed himself Professor-Inspector for Life. b12a:c99:p312

Professor Josiah Stumpnose was purposefully making the soup awful in order to embarrass Swedhump Elementary so The President would refuse to give the award and fire Mrs. Rosebank.

I'm purposefully making the soup awful. And you know why? To embarrass your school! The President will be so angry that she will refuse to give the award, and she will fire Mrs. Rosebank! b12b:c05:p118

Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth grew up in a sardine processing plant established by the original Josiah Stumpnose (the First); his father (the Third) and grandfather (the Second) also grew up in the same plant.

Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth grew up in a sardine processing plant. His father (Josiah Stumpnose the Third) grew up in the same processing plant, as did his father (Josiah Stumpnose the Second), which was established by the original Josiah Stumpnose, now known in the family as Josiah Stumpnose the First. b12b:c99:p264

Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth started Stumpnose Elementary in the sardine processing plant, decreeing himself Professor-Inspector for Life.

Hence Stumpnose Elementary was born. Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth decreed himself Professor-Inspector for Life. b12b:c99:p266

Professor Josiah Stumpnose disguised himself as Chef Froffington using a perfect mask of Froff.

He had a perfect mask of Froff, and he was furtively covering his face with it! b12b:c03:p056