Chef McHound
Jenny McHound, the Hot Dog Making teacher at Swedhump Elementary, and a total genius. Her hot dogs look completely normal. They are not. They are beyond delicious, she is the only person on earth who can make them, and the school considers her indispensable.

She was World Junior Hot Dog Making Champion at just 13, which was itself a world record. Her winning entry was a Triple Sausage with Mayo, Ketchup, Chocolate, Sardine, Beetroot, Coconut, Lime, Cheese and Mustard. It took both MAOC (Most Attractive of Competition) and MDOC (Most Delicious of Competition).
Mrs. Rosebank met her at Sheila Smotton-Snodworthy's yacht and hired her on the spot to cook and teach at Swedhump, twenty years ago. She has counted every single hot dog she has made at the school since, and was recently about to make her millionth.
She built and designed her kitchen herself. The process is exact: boil the sausages to perfection using a method she invented, roll the rolls in a fancy device she also invented, slice, butter, drop in the sausages, and add the magic sauces.
First seen in Book 14, page 5
Research
e_chef_mchoundStraight from the books
Facts
character_fact (5)
Chef McHound's hot dogs look normal but are beyond delicious, and she is the only person on earth who can make them.
Chef McHound is a total genius. Her hot dogs look normal but they are not. They are BEYOND delicious. And she is the only person on earth who can make them. She's indispensable. b14:c02:p044 b14:c02:p045 b14:c03:p063
Chef McHound was World Junior Hot Dog Making Champion when she was just 13, which was in itself a world record.
She was World Junior Hot Dog Making Champion when she was just 13 (in itself a world record). b14:c03:p056
Jenny McHound's competition entry was a Triple Sausage with Mayo, Ketchup, Chocolate, Sardine, Beetroot, Coconut, Lime, Cheese and Mustard.
Jenny McHound decided to keep things simple, with a mere Triple Sausage with Mayo, Ketchup, Chocolate, Sardine, Beetroot, Coconut, Lime, Cheese and Mustard. b14:c03:p057
Chef McHound has counted every single hot dog she has made at the school since she started, and was about to make her millionth.
Ms. McHound has counted EVERY SINGLE hot dog she's made at the school. Today she'd be making her millionth! b14:c03:p062
Chef McHound built and designed her amazing kitchen herself.
She built and designed her amazing kitchen herself. b14:c03:p064
world_rule (1)
Chef McHound's hot dog process involves: boiling sausages to perfection using a special process she invented, rolling rolls in a fancy device she also invented, slicing, buttering, dropping in sausages, then adding magic sauces.
In class she showed us her process. First the sausages get boiled to perfection in a special process she invented. Then the rolls get rolled in a very fancy device she also invented. Then sliced. Then buttered. Then the sausages get dropped in. Then come the magic sauces. b14:c03:p065 b14:c03:p066 b14:c03:p067
history (2)
Chef McHound's competition entry won both MAOC (Most Attractive of Competition) and MDOC (Most Delicious of Competition).
Not only did Jenny McHound's entry win the prize for MAOC (Most Attractive of Competition)... ...it also won MDOC (Most DELICIOUS of Competition). b14:c03:p059
Mrs. Rosebank met Chef McHound at Sheila Smotton-Snodworthy's yacht and hired her on the spot to come cook and teach at Swedhump, 20 years ago.
It was there that Mrs. Rosebank met her, and hired her on the spot to come cook and teach at Swedhump. That was 20 years ago. b14:c03:p062
Relationships
- works_at Hot Dog Making
Chef McHound Hot Dog teacher b14:c00:p005
- teacher_of Dash Candoo
Chef McHound makes UNBELIEVABLY delicious hot dogs! Today she'll be teaching us how. b14:c02:p043
- works_at Swedhump Elementary
she landed up working in some of the world's fanciest restaurants...It was there that Mrs. Rosebank met her, and hired her on the spot to come cook and teach at Swedhump. b14:c03:p062
- works_at Ponsonby Royale
So she gave up competing and landed up working in some of the world's fanciest restaurants, including: The 10-star Ponsonby Royale. b14:c03:p060
- works_at Cleopatra Palace
The 11-star Cleopatra Palace. b14:c03:p061
- works_at Sheila Smotton-Snodworthy's Yacht
And even on Sheila Smotton-Snodworthy's 12-star Yacht. b14:c03:p061
Incoming
It was there that Mrs. Rosebank met her, and hired her on the spot to come cook and teach at Swedhump. b14:c03:p062
My business was being damaged by Chef McHound's amazing hot dogs. So I decided to "borrow" her so she could teach me her secrets. b14:c09:p196
Incidents
- Mole Scallywags attempt to abduct Chef McHound in Hot Dog Making class
i_b14_03 - FLEM99 stolen from Transformation Building
i_b14_08 - McGurk's hot dog army attacks school to abduct Chef McHound
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