Gadgets & Devices
3D Macro-mapAardvark [hole-diggers](hole-digging-vehicles) come equipped with 3-dimensional macro-maps.
aerial aqua networkBuilt by Dash Candoo and Rob Newman a few years ago.
AnnoyingometerAn Annoyingometer™ is a wrist-mounted annoyingness detector.
AntercoasterAn antercoaster is a solar-powered roller-coaster for ants.
Anti-Invisibility-GogglesAnti-Invisibility Goggles (AIGs) are an extremely useful tool.
Anti-Smell ShieldThis quick-extrication transparent shield protects the user from all known smells.
Aqua-SuitA fantastic water suit for use on slides, chutes and other water-park rides.
Backpack-ladderThe Backpack Ladder (BPL) is an important piece of equipment used by Dash and Rob on multiple missions.
Ball-extinguisherAn extremely clever device used by Dash Candoo.
Bear DryerA bear dryer is like a hair dryer but [a] it’s a huge one and [5] it’s used for drying bear hairs instead of human hairs.
Butterfly-cam-droneSmall, easily-deployed pocket camera-drone that is shaped like a butterfly.
Chameleon BlanketFantastic device that when deployed, instantaneously changes color to mimic its immediate surroundings, granting the user immediate and
CIRAWISThe Comprehensive Information Receiving Antenna with Inbuilt Speaker, or CIRAWIS.
Clean-All BeamA beam produced by a Clean-All Pendambulator.
Combat SocksHighly-dangerous weapon used exclusively by Sock-Scallywags.
Concrete-TapeUnbelievably strong (and expensive) tape made of composite Krypro-web fibres.
Condensed Expandable Pocket MirrorSmall, concealable mirror that expands on deployment.
Converter-GlassesConverter-Glasses make things look the way they should be.
Cranio-camTiny, mind-activated camera embedded on the top of the head.
Cuisine-400xOne of the most sophisticated expandable micro-kitchens on the market today, used by Greta Gretchen-Hoffer.
Defrost-PingThis is a high-frequency radio beam that can defrost things from a distance.
Descent PoleInstantly deployable pole rather like that in a fire station.
DroneDash uses a wide range of drones for communications and surveillance.
DublifierReplicates (or doubles) something if you zap it.
Echo MagnetA small, VERY powerful magnet.
Ellington 39 Super-MagnifierThe Ellington 39 Super-Magnifier is a pair of head-mounted magnifying spectacles.
ELT34An Ear-Lobe-Transponder-34 is an earlobe-mounted mind-activated communications transponder.
EMP-767Highly compact yet very sophisticated projector.
FlampolineA fflampoline is like a trampoline, but better.
FLEM99The FLEM99 is the most sophisticated and powerful transformation device known to man, woman and ant.
FM67One of the most sophisticated Duck Finding Devices on the market.
FMM-66A Foot-Massage Machine that doubles as an alarm.
Freeze-bombAs the name suggests, these weapons freeze everything within 50 meters of the explosion.
Full-Vacuum-SnozzleLarge vacuum hose with turbo-charged suction ossicle attached.
G-hookInvented by Greta Gretchen-Hoffer, this is a throwable hook that will catch onto almost anything if flung correctly.
Gazost Multi-toolThis is an extremely fancy and sophisticated pocket or belt-based multiple tool multi-tool tool.
Gleam-PointerAn extremely powerful light-beam generator.
Glitchengrocken 6,000The Glitchengrocken 6,000 was the winning machine of Mrs.
Globulated-stun-stickThe globulated-stun-stick releases slimy, sludgy globule stuff during combat.
Glorious Specialized Banana Soup EquipmentGSBSE, the Glorious Specialized Banana Soup Equipment, operated by Elijah Froffington.
Goop-GoopNasty spray glue. Doesn’t dry completely. Great for capturing people – just spray them and then they are stuck in the blob. They can
Grainometer 40,000A legendary device that can count exactly how many grains of sand there are on a beach.
GralarmA gralarm is a Grisbium-type alarm.
Hamsterometer88Detects the presence of a hamster up to 20 feet away, irrespective of location, through walls and even under water.
HDRDThis is a fabulous device invented by Mr.
HomputersHomputers are computers that can walk and have human-type limb functioning.
IACSThe Instant Anti-Coconut Shield.
Ice Cream MachineBuilt by [Mr. Rosebank](rosebank-mr) over the last 50 years. He made the prototype when he was in elementary school, winning the school
Insect-Spy-CamFlying camera that looks like an insect.
Instant Object ExpanderThe IOE. An ingenious device that expands objects, including living things, to any size. It works by mind-control, which sounds more
Instant Wrap CompoundEntrapment material released by the Micro-Scallywags.
Invisibility ShieldMakes everything inside it go invisible.
IRSThe Instant Reverse-Shield, deployed by Ellen Ellenbogen.
JJ56Stealth combat pillow with inbuilt invisible feather-shield capability.
K-KiteExtraordinarily versatile and easy-to-use kites, invented by Herrodonious Karakorum, better known as Mr.
KB-15Imminent Danger Warning Device (IDWD)
Krypto-pliersExtremely strong pliers made of krypto-fibre, with diamond-edged serrated teeth.
Krypto-webThe world's strongest rope is made from the leaf-fibers of a hammaphore tree.
Leaf CounterHave you ever wondered how many leaves are on the tree you're sitting under?
Leak SnodometerA leak-detecting device invented by Mr.
Lescure 89The Lescure 89 is the best baguette-making device on the market.
Lev-27/bThe Lev-27/b is a standard-issue levitation device invented by Lipwinkle-Levinheimmer in 2001.
Line-LauncherA device that launches rope, string, or associated fibers such as krypto-fibers.
Lumo-BeamThe Lumo-Beam is a personalized mind-controlled floating flashlight.
Magnifying Telesco-tropic Splick-troscopeThe Magnifying Telesco-tropic Splick-troscope, or MTS.
MAWAWAWAThe highly-sophisticated Movement Activated Warning Alarm With Autonomous Wobble Adjustment can detect almost any intruder, even an
MB44A MB44 is a device specifically made for cutting through freezer doors.
MegafoamA megafoam is like a megaphone, but better.
Metal Dissolving SprayMetal Dissolving Spray, or MDS.
Micro Modulated ShrinkulatorHighly sophisticated device that shrinks things.
Mist-Net ProjectorA weapon that fires a very fine net, almost invisible, woven from krypto-fibers.
Mokatron 888This is an extremely versatile and sophisticated DRD (digital recording device).
MoustacherangA moustacherang is a boomerang made out of actual moustache hair.
MRX-34 LaserSmall, concealable, very powerful laser.
Neevil EyeRAD-SAW-CII (Remote Activated Decoaguated Self-Actuated Wireless Camera Interface Interface), which lets you spy on stuff safely.
Nidd NaddleNidd: A device that makes a mess Naddle: A device that cleans it
Nocto-Invisi-GogglesNight-vision goggles developed by Mr.
Nocturnal Tracking DeviceThis exceptionally powerful device has inbuilt night-vision and FRC (Footprint Recognizing Capability).
Nose-ConesNose-Cones: exceptionally effective devices deployed to protect the wearer from most smells known to mankind.
NumbifyerSingle beam attack device.
Nyee-eeA nyee-ee is a type of sophisticated high decibel siren that, when turned to full volume, is impossible to not hear.
Octo-MagnifyerHighly-sophisticated devices that simultaneously magnify and identify substances.
Pelican-cameraThe pelican-camera: a highly sophisticated imaging device mounted below a pelican.
Penguin Release ValveA valve that releases penguins.
Penguin-ArmorAn armour-plated Morph-suit designed by Mgadigadi Technologies.
Pipeometer 57The Pipeometer 57 has just one function.
PMADDAirborne radio-controlled popcorn maker that can feed over 50 people in one flight.
PRDHighly technical and top-secret device that can store up to 200 JJ56 pillows.
QUIRIOMultiple different versions.
Rainbow-Maker 154One of Mr. Rosebank's inventions. It pumps out water and sprays it into the air, instantly creating a spectacular rainbow.
Rainbow-Proof GogglesGoggles that protect the user from Rainbow-Scallywag eye beams.
RE BallThe Rapidly-Expanding Ball is very useful for blocking holes.
RinocularsExtremely advanced binoculars with inbuilt Rhino Horn Anti Vibrate Ocular Technology (AVOT), characterized by two horn-shaped protrusions
Secret-Last-Resort Side-PocketThe Secret-Last-Resort Side-Pocket, or SLRSP, is a compartment on Dash Candoo's backpack.
Self-InvisibilizerAn extraordinary device, developed by Mgadigadi Technologies, that makes the user completely invisible for five minutes.
Self-Morpher 846The Self-Morpher 846 is an amazing device that lets the user make a copy of themself.
Slo-Mo-Mist-BombA very clever device.
Slow-motion-ifyerA slow-motion-ifyer allows you to slow down everything around you, but not you yourself.
Small Building Locking DeviceDevice that locks small buildings such as portable toilets and garden sheds.
SmelloscopeA smelloscope is a powerful telescope with additional olfactory (smell) capacity.
Smelly SocksA weapon, of sorts. Smelly socks, deployed for sabotage and decoy.
Snausage Vacuum SnozzleThe Snausage Vacuum Snozzle is a fairly simple, wall-embedded device used for vacuuming up snausages.
Snegg-RollerThis is a device that shoots a beam that makes things roll.
SnintercomA snintercom is an advanced wireless intercom, that also has DTC (Document Transfer Capacity).
SnozzleA snozzle is an expandable concertina-style pipe, i.e.
SPIN RadioA SPIN Radio (Secure Police Interface Neo-mogrifier) lets the user communicate directly with International Police Headquarters.
Splatter-RayA wand-like device that can splatter inanimate (non-living) objects from a distance.
Sprocket Scope-TractometerA gadget for measuring small distances between things.
Stink-ballsStink-balls are thin skinned capsules that get filled with gross liquid known as stink-ball juice.
Suction PadsExtremely useful pads attached to one's hands or feet that allow one to climb up walls and across ceilings.
SUFS-144Fantastic device that can expand to the size of a large cinema screen (30 feet high and 90 feet wide).
Teacher-to-Teacher Command PortalThe Teacher-to-Teacher Command Portal, or TTTCP, is a very sophisticated, top-secret device manufactured by Mgadigadi Technologies.
Tele-TransferTele-transfer is the mind-activated transmission of digital files between [Cranio-cams](cranio-cam).
Thumb-ScreenThe Thumb-Screen is a thimble-sized screen that fits over the user's thumb.
Tie-D-YupperHighly useful and effective device that tidies everything up.
Toad CapsuleConsume one and you temporarily become a toad.
TransformerA transformer is a HIGHLY technical device.
Transponder Activation Beam BaseThe TABB, or Transponder Activation Beam Base.
Transponder BeamBeam that, when crossed, sends a signal to a Transponder-Beam-Alert-Receiver.
Transponder Tracking DeviceDash and Rob always carry micro versions of these.
Transponder-Beam-Alert-ReceiverThe TBAR, or Transponder-Beam-Alert-Receiver, is a digital antenna that receives signals from a Transponder Activation Beam Base.
trillipede-44A high-speed, carbon-fibre millipede capable of carrying four kids up to fifty miles, manufactured by Pandamatenga Industries.
TwoasterA twoaster is a toaster that takes 12 slices of bread.
VAMP TransponderVAMP = Voice Amplification Modification and Projection
VVS-printerA VVS-printer is a Very-Very-Small printer.
walkie-shoutieA walkie-shoutie is like a walkie-talkie, but better.
Warp-vortexA warp-vortex allows the warpee (owner) plus sub-warpee (passenger) to move from one place to another in a trilli-second.
WobblerThis is a SWD (Standardized Wobbling Device) that wobbles the object placed upon it.
X-benderAn ingenious X-shaped device with four telescopic arms, extended mechanically by remote control.
Yo-yo StingersYo-yo stingers are electrically-charged yo-yos.
Zap-FlattenerFlattens things, temporarily.
zip-tapeZip-tape creates an instant zipper, letting the user get through most man-made surfaces or barriers.More gadgets & devices