ELT34

The ELT34 operates at a frequency of 34 Hector-Shnassils and comes in maximum pods of 12.

It operates at a frequency of 34 Hector-Shnassils, and comes in maximum pods of 12. al1:c01:p080

The battery on all ELTs lasts a lifetime and there have been no reported instances of malfunction.

The battery on all ELTs lasts a lifetime and there have been no reported instances of malfunction, ever. al1:c01:p080

An ELT34 is an earlobe-mounted mind-activated communications transponder that operates at a frequency of 34 Hector-Shnassils.

An Ear-Lobe-Transponder-34 is an earlobe-mounted mind-activated communications transponder. It operates at a frequency of 34 Hector-Shnassils. b05:c99:p228

An ELT34 comes in maximum pods of 12 and typical use is in pairs or trios.

and comes in maximum pods of 12. Typical use is in pairs or trios. b05:c99:p228

To use an ELT34 to communicate with another person, think of that person and mumble a pre-arranged password to communicate as if through walkie-talkies or a field radio.

If person A wants to communicate with person B, all he or she needs to do is think of person B and mumble a pre-arranged password. This will immediately allow them to communicate as if through walkie-talkies or a field radio. b05:c99:p228 b05:c99:p229

The numeric suffix on ELTs denotes reception distance multiplied by 10; the ELT34 works up to 340 miles.

The numeric suffix denotes reception distance, but needs to be multiplied by a factor of 10. So for example, the ELT34 works for up to a distance of 340 miles. al1:c01:p080

Code maroon means 'Dig a hole and hide in it'; code mauve means 'You can come out of the hole now'; code avocado means 'Would you like some guacamole?'

Code maroon: "Dig a hole and hide in it!" Code mauve: "You can come out of the hole now!" Code avocado: "Would you like some guacamole?" b05:c99:p227