Splatter-Ray
A wand-like device that can splatter inanimate (non-living) objects from a distance.

- [1] Can splatter a cake from up to 100 yards away.
- [2] Can splatter a pile of bananas from 75 yards away.
- [3] Can splatter a watermelon from 50 yards away.
The device was first invented by Mr. Rosebank after he was trapped in his workshop by a huge cake that had been accidentally dropped by a triplocopter. The cake was being brought to the school for a prize-giving ceremony when one of the cables broke.
Mr. Rosebank was unable to dig his way through it, which was a problem as he was meant to be awarding the prizes at the ceremony. He quickly developed the device and splattered a hole through the cake. He made it to the ceremony (albeit covered in icing) and his wife, Mrs. Rosebank, ordered another cake which arrived without mishap in time for the after-ceremony tea party.
Dash Candoo has since put it to use.
First seen in Book 14, page 19
Research
e_splatter_rayIn the printed almanac pages (1 cited)
Straight from the books
Facts
object_fact (1)
The Splatter-Ray is a wand-like device that can splatter inanimate (non-living) objects from a distance: up to 100 yards for a cake, 75 yards for bananas, 50 yards for a watermelon.
A wand-like device that can splatter inanimate (non-living) objects from a distance. Can splatter a cake from up to 100 yards away. Can splatter a pile of bananas from 75 yards away. Can splatter a watermelon from 50 yards away. b14:c99:p336
history (1)
The Splatter-Ray was first invented by Mr. Rosebank after he was trapped in his workshop by a huge cake dropped by a triplocopter; he developed the device and splattered a hole through the cake to get to a prize-giving ceremony.
The device was first invented by Mr. Rosebank after he was trapped in his workshop by a huge cake that had been accidentally droppped by a triplocopter... He quickly developed the device and splattered a hole through the cake. He made it to the ceremony (albeit covered in icing). b14:c99:p336
Relationships
- invented_by Mr. Rosebank
The device was first invented by Mr. Rosebank after he was trapped in his workshop by a huge cake b14:c99:p336
Incoming
At that EXACT moment I withdrew my Splatter-Ray... ...and zapped the cake. b14:c01:p019


