Annoyingometer
An Annoyingometer™ is a wrist-mounted annoyingness detector. Range can extend up to 500 yards. Recommended setting the range at 100 yards and under. If you set the distance too large, it will pick excessive annoyingness, which in itself would be annoying, and might cause the device to malfunction.
The Annoyingometer™ is manufactured by Siena Industries Corporation. Ms. M’Punn-Dinn-Gurry and Mr. Ghogghh were involved with field-testing the first model.
Similar devices include the Grumpometer™ and the Sulkometer™. The broad-spectrum Moodometer™, still in development and undergoing testing, is expected to be available in June next year.
The Annoyingness Measurement Scale (AMS) is calibrated globally and all devices are rebooted and set to the new calibration every year on January 1st. This means all devices work on the same measurement basis.
Calibration goes from 0 to 127.
0: Nothing annoying anywhere near you 1-25: Barely annoying 26-50: Sustainably annoying 51-75: Tolerable annoyingness 76-100: Starts getting uncomfortable 101-111: More uncomfortable – think about leaving the area 112-125: Very uncomfortable, leave the area immediately 126-127: Severely dangerous situation
Manufactured by the Siena Industries Corporation.
First seen in Book 5, page 2
Research
e_annoyingometerIn the printed almanac pages (5 cited)
Straight from the books
Facts
object_fact (6)
The Annoyingometer is a wrist-mounted annoyingness detector with a range extendable up to 500 yards.
An Annoyingometer™ is a wrist-mounted annoyingness detector. Range can extend up to 500 yards. al1:c01:p012
The Annoyingometer is manufactured by Siena Industries Corporation.
The Annoyingometer™ is manufactured by Siena Industries Corporation. al1:c01:p012
An Annoyingometer is a wrist-mounted annoyingness detector.
An Annoyingometer™ is a wrist-mounted annoyingness detector. b05:c99:p225
The Annoyingometer range can extend up to 500 yards; recommended range setting is 100 yards and under.
Range can extend up to 500 yards. Recommended range setting 100 yards and under. b05:c99:p225 b05:c00:p004
The Annoyingometer is manufactured by Siena Industries Corporation.
The Annoyingometer™ is manufactured by Siena Industries Corporation. b05:c99:p225
Similar devices to the Annoyingometer include the Grumpometer and Sulkometer; the broad-spectrum Moodometer is still in development.
Similar devices include the Grumpometer™ and Sulkometer™. The broad-spectrum Moodometer™, still in development and undergoing testing, is expected to be available in June next year. b05:c99:p225
in_world_system (3)
The Annoyingness Measurement Scale (AMS) is calibrated globally and all devices are rebooted and set to the new calibration every year on January 1st, going from 0 to 127.
The Annoyingness Measurement Scale (AMS) is calibrated globally and all devices are rebooted and set to the new calibration every year on January 1st. This means all devices work on the same measurement basis. Calibration goes from 0 to 127. al1:c01:p013
On the AMS scale: 0 = nothing annoying; 126-127 = severely dangerously annoying situation.
0: Nothing annoying anywhere near you 1-25: Barely annoying 26-50: Sustainably annoying 51-75: Tolerable annoyingness 76-100: Starts getting uncomfortable 101-111: More uncomfortable – think about leaving the area 112-125: Very uncomfortable, leave the area immediately 126-127: Severely dangerously annoying situation al1:c01:p013
The Annoyingometer calibration scale goes from 0 to 127, with 0 meaning nothing annoying nearby and 126-127 being a severely dangerous situation.
Calibration goes from 0 to 127. 0: Nothing annoying anywhere near you ... 126-127: Severely dangerous situation b05:c99:p225 b05:c00:p004
Relationships
- other: field-tested by Ms. M'Punn-Dinn-Gurry
Ms. M'Punn-Dinn-Gurry and Mr. Ghogghh were involved with field-testing the first model. al1:c01:p012
- other: field-tested by Mr. Ghogghh
Ms. M'Punn-Dinn-Gurry and Mr. Ghogghh were involved with field-testing the first model. al1:c01:p012
- invented_by Siena Industries Corporation
The Annoyingometer™ is manufactured by Siena Industries Corporation. b05:c99:p225
extraction note Text says 'manufactured by' rather than 'invented by'; using invented_by as closest type.
Incoming
Conveyor Belts at The Sniffsonian Museum al1:c01:p249
extraction note Annoyingometer is listed as manufactured by Siena Industries Corporation (p012), not Rajak; skipping this specific sub-relationshipI rummaged in my backpack and found my Annoyingometer™. I'll most definitely be wearing it for the duration of this book. b05:c00:p002