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Swamp juice

Swamp juice does not actually come from a swamp. Like many of Dash’s breakfast beverages, its name is an acronym:

Swamp juice

S: Swed milk W: Wombat juice A: Artichoke juice M: Marzipan P: Pickled cucumber

And yes, it’s delicious.

Swamp juice was invented by celebrity juice-ologost Edwina Grottswenkle. She was actually on a beetroot foraging expedition in the upper Foothills and got trapped in her tent during a snowstorm. The ingredients of what we now know as swamp juice are all that she had in her backpack. Luckily she had a mixer-mincer-shredder-liquidizer in her kit, so blended them up for an hour (as per the now-famous recipe). And luckily she also had a microwave oven with her, which is what one needs to perfect the process. She warmed it up to 225 degrees (as per the now-famous recipe), then refroze it in the snow (as per the now-famous recipe), then blended it again for 4 hours (as per the now-famous recipe).

And voila, it was delicious. And a famous drink had been invented!

Appears in Books 5-6 and the Almanac
First seen in Book 5, page 16
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Swamp juice does not actually come from a swamp; its name is an acronym for its ingredients: S (Swed milk), W (Wombat juice), A (Artichoke juice), M (Marzipan), P (Pickled cucumber).

Swamp juice does not actually come from a swamp. Like many of Dash's breakfast beverages, its name is an acronym: S: Swed milk, W: Wombat juice, A: Artichoke juice, M: Marzipan, P: Pickled cucumber b05:c99:p236
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Swamp juice does not actually come from a swamp; its name is an acronym for Swed milk, Wombat juice, Artichoke juice, Marzipan, Pickled cucumber.

Swamp juice does not actually come from a swamp. Like many of Dash's breakfast beverages, its name is an acronym: S: Swed milk W: Wombat juice A: Artichoke juice M: Marzipan P: Pickled cucumber b06:c11:p262 b06:c99:p281
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Swamp Juice is an acronym: S=Swed milk, W=Wombat juice, A=Artichoke juice, M=Marzipan, P=Pickled cucumber.

Swamp juice does not actually come from a swamp. Like many of Dash's breakfast beverages, its name is an acronym: S: Swed milk W: Wombat juice A: Artichoke juice M: Marzipan P: Pickled cucumber al1:c01:p306
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Swamp juice was invented by celebrity juice-ologist Edwina Grottswenkle while trapped in a tent during a snowstorm on a beetroot foraging expedition in the upper Foothills.

Swamp juice was invented by celebrity juice-ologost Edwina Grottswenkle. She was actually on a beetroot foraging expedition in the upper Foothills and got trapped in her tent during a snowstorm. b06:c99:p281
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