Kite Festival
The Kite Festival is an annual event at Swedhump Elementary. The entire school assembles on the mound and flies kites. It is a fantastic event, and there are tons of prizes.

The prizes cover most kites a person could bring: Fastest, Slowest, Smallest, Weirdest, Most Interesting, Biggest, Ugliest, and Funniest. Every prize except first is handed out by Mrs. Rosebank.
Proceedings are run by the Kite-Meister, Mr. K., who opens the festival from the Official Festival Declaration Corpuscle Empodium, judges the entries, and awards the NSPGTFMEKE.
One year the whole thing was held with napkins for kites. The winner was a hamster-shaped kite built by Dash, Greta, Ellen and Rob, and ridden by Hompas the Heroic.
First seen in Book 10, page 41
Research
e_kite_festivalIn the printed almanac pages (1 cited)
Straight from the books
Facts
in_world_system (4)
The main prizes at Kite Festival include Fastest Kite, Slowest, Smallest Kite, Weirdest Kite, Most Interesting Kite, Biggest Kite, Ugliest Kite, and Funniest Kite; all except first prize are awarded by Mrs. Rosebank.
These below are the main prizes. All (except first prize) are awarded by Mrs. Rosebank. b10:c02:p046
The Kite-Meister gets to officially open Kite Festival from the Official Festival Declaration Corpuscle Empodium.
The Kite-Meister gets to officially open Kite Festival from the Official Festival Declaration Corpuscle Empodium. b10:c03:p069
The Kite-Meister gets to judge the entries at Kite Festival.
The Kite-Meister gets to judge the entries. b10:c03:p070
The Kite-Meister gets to award the NSPGTFMEKE at Kite Festival.
The Kite-Meister gets to award the NSPGTFMEKE (Norbert Schnossel Platinum Gold Trophy for Most Epic Kite of Event). b10:c03:p071
world_rule (1)
During Kite Festival the entire school assembles on the mound and flies kites; it is a fantastic event with tons of prizes.
During Kite Festival the entire school assembles on the mound... and we fly kites! It's a fantastic event and there are tons of prizes. b10:c02:p042 b10:c02:p044 b10:c02:p046
history (1)
At the end of the book, the Kite Festival was held using napkins as kites; the winner was a hamster-shaped kite made by Dash, Greta, Ellen and Rob, ridden by Hompas the Heroic.
And of course, the winner was a hamster-shaped kite made by myself, Greta, Ellen and Rob! Ridden by Hompas the Heroic himself! b10:c11:p296 b10:c11:p297
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- located_in Swedhump Elementary
during Kite Festival the entire school assembles on the mound b10:c02:p042
extraction note Kite Festival is held at Swedhump Elementary.
Incoming
The Kite-Meister gets to officially open Kite Festival from the Official Festival Declaration Corpuscle Empodium. b10:c03:p069








