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Snorringe-juice

Snorringe-juice is like orange juice, but significantly better.

Snorringe-juice

Have you ever heard someone say "Nothing rhymes with orange!"?

Well they're wrong. Snorringe rhymes with orange.

Snorringes are the same as oranges in all respects, except they are square. And more juicy. And they grow on snorringe trees.

Obviously.

Benefits of snorringes over oranges include:

  • [1] Easier to pack
  • [2] Easier to transport
  • [3] More fun to play with

The Snorringe Stacking World Championship is actually a thing.

The aim is to see how many snorringes you can stack upon each other.

The record is 437, held by Eggberry Bloemfontein in 2004.

Appears in Books 8, 13 and the Almanac
First seen in Book 8, page 17
Research
entry combined from b13:c99:p435 and total-mayhem.com
entry art from b13:c99:p435
food e_snorringe_juice
also known as fresh snorringe juice Snorringe Juice
Snorringe-juice is like orange juice, but better. b08:c01:p017
first appearance b08:c01:p017

In the printed almanac pages (3 cited)

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object_fact (6)

Snorringe-juice is like orange juice but better; snorringes are the same as oranges except they are square and more juicy.

Snorringe-juice is like orange juice, but better. Snorringes are the same as oranges in all respects, except they are square. And more juicy. al1:c01:p293
f_al1_337 object_fact

Snorringe-juice is juice made from a snorringe; a snorringe is like an orange, but better.

Juice made from a snorringe. A snorringe is like an orange, but better. b08:c01:p017 b08:c99:p265
f_b08_023 object_fact

Snorringes taste better, smell better, roll better, and are much oranger than regular oranges.

They taste better, smell better, roll better, and are much oranger. b08:c99:p265
f_b08_024 object_fact

Snorringes grow on snorringe trees, which are like orange trees but grow taller, have greener leaves, and are much better for climbing.

Snorringes grow on snorringe trees, which are like orange trees, but better: They grow taller, the leaves are greener and they are much better for climbing that regular orange trees. b08:c99:p265
f_b08_025 object_fact

Snorringe juice is like orange juice, but significantly better.

Snorringe-juice is like orange juice, but significantly better. b13:c01:p018 b13:c99:p435
f_b13_021 object_fact

Snorringes are the same as oranges in all respects, except they are square, more juicy, and grow on snorringe trees.

Snorringes are the same as oranges in all respects, except they are square. And more juicy. And they grow on snorringe trees. b13:c99:p435
f_b13_022 object_fact

numeric_fact (1)

The Snorringe Stacking World Championship record is 437, held by Eggberry Bloemfontein in 2004.

The record is 437, held by Eggberry Bloemfontein in 2004. b13:c99:p435
f_b13_023 numeric_fact

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