Mayonnaise Squirting

Highly-competitive activity that involves squirting mayonnaise from a tube onto a target.

The International Mayonnaise Squirting Association (IMSA) has guidelines for standardized squirting tubes, which are the ones used at Swedhump Elementary.

List of recent world champions and distance squirted (in yards):

2020: Cyril Skwidge-Winkle (33)
2021: Ivana Tinkle (35)
2022: Anita Bath (41)
2023: Otto Matic (41)
2024: Oliver Sudden (43)
2025: Ella Vaytor (45)

Note that the distance is increasing every year. This is because more and more schools are offering it as a class, hence the overall standards are rising.

Appears in Book 14
First seen in Book 14, page 319

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Mayonnaise squirting world record distances are increasing every year because more and more schools are offering it as a class, raising overall standards.

Note that the distance is increasing every year. This is becuase more and more schools are offering it as a class, hence the overall standards are rising. b14:c99:p319

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Recent World Mayonnaise Squirting champions and distances: 2020 Cyril Skwidge-Winkle (33 yards), 2021 Ivana Tinkle (35 yards), 2022 Anita Bath (41 yards), 2023 Otto Matic (41 yards), 2024 Oliver Sudden (43 yards), 2025 Ella Vaytor (45 yards).

2020: Cyril Skwidge-Winkle (33). 2021: Ivana Tinkle (35). 2022: Anita Bath (41). 2023: Otto Matic (41). 2024: Oliver Sudden (43). 2025: Ella Vaytor (45). b14:c99:p319

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