Grozint Sandwich
Grozint sandwiches are delicious. Really delicious. By law they have to have thirty ingredients or more. One of these has to be pickles. If they have no pickles, and/or too few ingredients, they cannot be classified as a Grozint by the GGCC (Global Grozint Certification Committee).

A food truck selling Grozint sandwiches once came to Swedhump Elementary and was very popular, but sadly just for a day. That’s because on the second day, an inspector from GCIIA (the Grozint Central International Inspection Agency) arrived unannounced and analysed the sandwiches, finding only 28 ingredients. The owner was immediately arrested, and was only released after he paid the customary one hundred and forty eight thousand dollar fine.
Typical ingredients: Butter, pickles, degg, emfleffle, smushroom, snorringe rind, dried snail, banana peel, tomato skin, hummus, cheese, spinach, avocado skin, carrot, potato, peach, apricot, sardine, cauliflower, lettuce, baked beans, coriander, Swed eyelash, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, ketchdown, onion, chutney, grasshopper, boiled cabbage, oak bark, ant nectar, pumpkin root, pickled Osteop toenail.
First seen in Book 6, page 4
Research
e_grozint_sandwichIn the printed almanac pages (7 cited)
Straight from the books
Facts
object_fact (2)
Typical ingredients of a Grozint sandwich include butter, pickles, degg, emfleffle, smushroom, snorringe rind, dried snail, banana peel, tomato skin, hummus, cheese, spinach, avocado skin, carrot, potato, peach, apricot, sardine, cauliflower, lettuce, baked beans, coriander, Swed eyelash, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, ketchdown, onion, chutney, grasshopper, boiled cabbage, oak bark, ant nectar, pumpkin root, pickled Osteop toenail.
Typical ingredients: Butter, pickles, degg, emfleffle, smushroom, snorringe rind, dried snail, banana peel, tomato skin, hummus, cheese, spinach, avocado skin, carrot, potato, peach, apricot, sardine, cauliflower, lettuce, baked beans, coriander, Swed eyelash, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, ketchdown, onion, chutney, grasshopper, boiled cabbage, oak bark, ant nectar, pumpkin root, pickled Osteop toenail. b10:c99:p305
Typical Grozint sandwich ingredients include: Butter, pickles, degg, emfleffle, smushroom, snorringe rind, dried snail, banana peel, tomato skin, hummus, cheese, spinach, avocado skin, carrot, potato, peach, apricot, sardine, cauliflower, lettuce, baked beans, coriander, Swed eyelash, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, ketchdown, onion, chutney, grasshopper, boiled cabbage, oak bark, ant nectar, pumpkin root, pickled Osteop toenail.
Typical ingredients: Butter, pickles, degg, emfleffle, smushroom, snorringe rind, dried snail, banana peel, tomato skin, hummus, cheese, spinach, avocado skin, carrot, potato, peach, apricot, sardine, cauliflower, lettuce, baked beans, coriander, Swed eyelash, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, ketchdown, onion, chutney, grasshopper, boiled cabbage, oak bark, ant nectar, pumpkin root, pickled Osteop toenail. b11:c99:p328
world_rule (7)
By law, Grozint sandwiches must have thirty ingredients or more, one of which must be pickles; failing this they cannot be classified as a Grozint by the GGCC.
By law they have to have thirty ingredients or more. One of these has to be pickles. If they have no pickles, and/or too few ingredients, they cannot be classified as a Grozint by the GGCC (Global Grozint Certification Committee). al1:c01:p112
Grozint sandwiches must by law have thirty ingredients or more, and one of these must be pickles.
By law they have to thirty ingredients or more. One of these has to be pickles. b06:c99:p271
If a Grozint sandwich has no pickles and/or too few ingredients it cannot be classified as a Grozint by the GGCC (Global Grozint Certification Committee).
If they have no pickles, and/or too few ingredients, they cannot be classified as a Grozint by the GGCC (Global Grozint Certification Committee). b06:c99:p271
Grozint sandwiches are delicious and by law must have 30 ingredients or more, one of which must be pickles.
Grozint sandwiches are delicious. Really delicious. By law they have to have 30 ingredients or more. One of these has to be pickles. b10:c99:p305
If a Grozint sandwich has no pickles and/or too few ingredients, it cannot be classified as a Grozint by the GGCC (Global Grozint Certification Committee).
If they have no pickles, and/or too few ingredients, they cannot be classified as a Grozint by the GGCC (Global Grozint Certification Committee). b10:c99:p305
Grozint sandwiches are delicious and by law they have to have thirty ingredients or more, including pickles.
Grozint sandwiches are delicious. Really delicious. By law they have to have thirty ingredients or more. One of these has to be pickles. b11:c99:p327
If a Grozint sandwich has no pickles and/or too few ingredients, it cannot be classified as a Grozint by the GGCC (Global Grozint Certification Committee).
If they have no pickles, and/or too few ingredients, they cannot be classified as a Grozint by the GGCC (Global Grozint Certification Committee). b11:c99:p327
history (3)
A food truck selling Grozint sandwiches was found to have only 28 ingredients and the owner was arrested and released after paying a one hundred and forty eight million dollar fine.
an inspector from GCIIA (the Grozint Central International Inspection Agency) arrived unannounced and analysed the sandwiches, finding only 28 ingredients. The owner was immediately arrested, and was only released after he paid the customary one hundred and forty eight million dollar fine. al1:c01:p112
A food truck selling Grozint sandwiches at Swedhump Elementary was found to have only 28 ingredients; the owner was arrested and fined one hundred and forty eight thousand dollars.
an inspector from GCIIA (the Grozint Central International Inspection Agency) arrived unannounced and analysed the sandwiches, finding only 28 ingredients. The owner was immediately arrested, and was only released after he paid the customary one hundred and forty eight thousand dollar fine. b10:c99:p305
A food truck selling Grozint sandwiches was found to have only 28 ingredients by a GCIIA inspector; the owner was arrested and only released after paying a $148,000 fine.
an inspector from GCIIA (the Grozint Central International Inspection Agency) arrived unannounced and analysed the sandwiches, finding only 28 ingredients. The owner was immediately arrested and was only released after he paid the customary one hundred and forty eight thousand dollar fine. b11:c99:p327
Relationships
- invented_by Thelonius Grozint
He was the epic, legendary inventor of these epic, legendary sandwiches. b10:c10:p240
Incoming
he popped MY Grozint sandwich into his mouth... b10:c01:p032
extraction note Devil-Cat steals Dash's Grozint sandwich.
Continuity findings
- Grozint ingredient count: 'thirty' (spelled out) vs '30' (numeral) variant
- GCIIA food-truck fine: one hundred and forty eight million dollars vs one hundred and forty eight thousand dollars conflict
- Almanac Grozint rules and GCIIA fine incident retold in b10 and b11 glossaries almanac_overlap
- first_appearance of Grozint Sandwich cites al1, story debut is b06 first_appearance_review














