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Golden Paddle of Ozweff-Noss-Wozz-No-Ghhh-Ghhh-m'Hokk

It is made of 100% solid gold and when newly-polished, glows so bright that one actually needs to wear sunglasses when close to it.

Golden Paddle of Ozweff-Noss-Wozz-No-Ghhh-Ghhh-m'Hokk

Discovered in 2010 by builders under what is now the Mayoral Villa-Mansion Residence in Dashville.

It is believed to have been the official paddle of King Ozweff-Noss-Wozz-No-Ghhh-Ghhh-m'Hokk, who ruled in the area over 2,700 years ago and after whom it is, at some length, named.

After the discovery, the mayor, Jenna Veeve Vvvwossington, an accomplished raft racer herself, made it available as a prize for the RICRRL (Regional Inter-Camp Raft Racing League).

In the Final, Team Willow won the paddle by using their tarp as a sail.

Past winners include:

  • 2011: Camp Smidge-Fillip
  • 2012: Camp Blebby
  • 2013: Camp Homm-Swott
  • 2014: Camp Nyoggi-Snedd
  • 2015 - 2024: Camp Goodacre
Appears in Book 13
First seen in Book 13, page 106
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entry art from b13:c20:p389
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also known as Gølden Paddle øf Øzweff-Nøss-Wøzz-Nø-Ghhh-Ghhh-m'Høkk
It is made of 100% solid gold and when newly-polished, glows so bright that one actually needs to wear sunglasses when close to it. b13:c05:p106
first appearance b13:c05:p106
appears in Book 13

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The Golden Paddle of Ozweff-Noss-Wozz-No-Ghhh-Ghhh-m'Hokk is made of 100% solid gold and when newly-polished, glows so bright that one needs to wear sunglasses when close to it.

It is made of 100% solid gold and when newly-polished, glows so bright that one actually needs to wear sunglasses when close to it. b13:c05:p107 b13:c99:p416
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The Golden Paddle was discovered in 2010 by builders under what is now the Mayoral Villa-Mansion Residence in Dashville, and is believed to have been the official paddle of King Ozweff-Noss-Wozz-No-Ghhh-Ghhh-m'Hokk who ruled over 2,700 years ago.

Discovered in 2010 by builders under what is now the Mayoral Villa-Mansion Residence in Dashville. It is believed to have been the official paddle of King Ozweff-Noss-Wozz-No-Ghhh-Ghhh-m'Hokk, who ruled in the area over 2,700 years ago. b13:c99:p416
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Mayor Jenna Veeve Vvvwossington made the Golden Paddle available as a prize for the RICRRL (Regional Inter-Camp Raft Racing League).

After the discovery, the mayor, Jenna Veeve Vvvwossington, an accomplished raft racer herself, made it available as a prize for the RICRRL (Regional Inter-Camp Raft Racing League). b13:c99:p416
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Past winners of the Golden Paddle: 2011 Camp Smidge-Fillip, 2012 Camp Blebby, 2013 Camp Homm-Swott, 2014 Camp Nyoggi-Snedd, 2015-2024 Camp Goodacre.

Past winners include: - 2011: Camp Smidge-Fillip - 2012: Camp Blebby - 2013: Camp Homm-Swott - 2014: Camp Nyoggi-Snedd - 2015 - 2024: Camp Goodacre b13:c99:p416
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Team Willow won the Golden Paddle of Ozweff-Noss-Wozz-No-Ghhh-Ghhh-m'Hokk in the Final by using their tarp as a sail.

The sail billowed... and our raft surged forward... We snuck across the line just ahead of them! Victory was ours! b13:c18:p354 b13:c18:p358
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