Total MayhemAlmanac

Total Mayhem Almanac

Every character, gadget, creature and fighting move in the world of Dash Candoo.

Meet the world

WobblerWobblerThis is a SWD (Standardized Wobbling Device) that wobbles the object placed upon it.Snegg-RollerSnegg-RollerThis is a device that shoots a beam that makes things roll.OsCoLoMaToOsCoLoMaToDespite looking complicated, this is a very simple airborne machinery transporter.MoustacherangMoustacherangA moustacherang is a boomerang made out of actual moustache hair.Penguin-ArmorPenguin-ArmorAn armour-plated Morph-suit designed by Mgadigadi Technologies.walkie-shoutiewalkie-shoutieA walkie-shoutie is like a walkie-talkie, but better.Move 888 (Flailing Octopus)Move 888 (Flailing Octopus)Move 888 (Flailing Octopus) is a famous and highly effective attack and distraction move.Mole ScallywagsMole ScallywagsEnemy fighters. The ones that can dig through anything. These are fairly uncommon and dangerous scallywags.Echo MagnetEcho MagnetA small, VERY powerful magnet.Snig SlimeSnig SlimeThis is an extremely delicious and healthy drink, especially good for breakfast as it provides energy throughout the day.MegafoamMegafoamA megafoam is like a megaphone, but better.Mr. RobinsbottomMr. RobinsbottomRobin Robinsbottom teaches Magnets in the Physics Department at Swedhump Elementary, where Dash Candoo is among his students.SmelloscopeSmelloscopeA smelloscope is a powerful telescope with additional olfactory (smell) capacity.RinocularsRinocularsExtremely advanced binoculars with inbuilt Rhino Horn Anti Vibrate Ocular Technology (AVOT), characterized by two horn-shaped protrusionsMega-YeastMega-YeastMega-Yeast is a yeast.BogratBogratA bograt is a disgusting kind of rat that lives and breeds in only the vilest, smelliest bogs.Chameleon BlanketChameleon BlanketFantastic device that when deployed, instantaneously changes color to mimic its immediate surroundings, granting the user immediate andFflumpetFflumpetA fflumpet is like a trumpet, but worse.Gazost Multi-toolGazost Multi-toolThis is an extremely fancy and sophisticated pocket or belt-based multiple tool multi-tool tool.Hemplodd JamHemplodd JamThis delicious jam (loved by humans and walruses alike) was invented by Dr.HDRDHDRDThis is a fabulous device invented by Mr.Move 6,413Move 6,413Move 6,413, the Star Vortex, is a terrifying and fast action attack move used by Mole Scallywags.Dash CandooDash CandooHates it when his breakfast (the most important meal of the day) gets disturbed.

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Total Mayhem is a series of illustrated chapter books for readers aged 6-10, written and drawn by Ralph Lazar. This site is the almanac of that world: the characters, gadgets, creatures and fighting moves, with the original artwork from the books.

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