Ratchet-Raptor maiden flight crash causes Great Osteop Stampede of 2008

What happened

The first ever Ratchet-raptor was test piloted by James Hogsbottom. On its maiden flight the navigation Nyeffy-Gimble was on the wrong setting (18 instead of 16) and he crashed into an Osteop milking-shed on a neighbouring farm. There were over 200 Osteops in the shed and they got such a fright that they began a stampede. This is known in the history books as the Great Osteop Stampede of 2008.

Resolution

A squadron of police triplocopters and triplo-triplocopters had to retrieve the Osteops individually. The farmer Jezebel-the-Magnificent was initially going to sue Mr. Hogsbottom, but after being interviewed on TV she forgave him and they are good friends to this day.

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