Ceiling-Throw duel damages school snintercom and triggers false alarm
i_al1_01 Almanac (al1)What happened
Mr. Hogsbottom challenged Mr. Ibis to a ceiling-throw duel in the staff lounge, using pieces of solid lava from the staff lounge lava display as object X. Both threw too hard; the lava shot through the super-thin ceiling into the wiring controlling the school Snintercom Communications Network and Base Portal Interface. The snintercom sent a signal to the school alarm system, causing a huge siren to blare and all kids and staff to assemble at Emergency Muster Stations. The snintercom also sent a signal to the regional firefighting airborne squadron, who deployed a swarm of firefighting triplocopters that doused the entire campus with water for over an hour before the mistake was realised.
Resolution
After an hour of continued aerial water bombardment they realised it was all one big mistake. The playing of ceiling-throw in the staff lounge was subsequently banned.
